Awkward Situations Thread

[Panophobia]

I will do you one better.

I was having sex with a former girlfriend on a couch under the blankets, thinking nobody was home. My mother and sister came home and I saw them through the windowed doorway leading into the family room. So they come into the back and my girlfriend pretended she was asleep on top of me, I mean ON TOP of me. So my sister comes in and has me sign a card for my grandfather while she is "sleeping" on top of me. My sister leaves after I sign the card and to make matters worse my girlfriends leg is exposed from the blanket and her thong is dangling off her ankle.

Brilliant. t:

I was at my girlfriends house like at, 11 at night, and she went to go upstairs to change out of her work clothes, leaving me with her mom, a real tight ass, both watching Law and Order.

So, uh, few seconds of hardcore (for network) sex scene and my girlfriend walks in, both me and her mom silent and engrossed in the orchestrated wave of orgasmic moans.

It was awesome.

 

[kytrigger]

This didn't happen to me but an old friend of mine. I guess she could of been bull****ting me, but if it's true, I found it hilarious.

Back in highschool she was over at her bf's house and they were in the basement. She was giving him head but at the time she refused to swallow. So once she was done she usually just went to the bathroom to "clean up" or however you want to describe it.

Well that specific time she and her bf heard his parents coming home earlier than they expected. She rushed upstairs to get into the bathroom but before she could the parents came in and saw her.

Parents: "hi Jamie, I didn't know you were coming over tonight, how have you been?"

Jamie: ....*gulp* "i'm fine, i just need to use the bathroom"


she refused to ever do anything at his house ever again

 

[Panophobia]

Haha, I like how she never did anything there after that.

 

[kytrigger]

Haha, I like how she never did anything there after that.

yeah, although the incident did get her over her self proclaimed "fear of semen."

 

[Panophobia]

There's got to be a phobia for that.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Well heres my story

one night me and my girlfriend were having sex on her living room couch and suddenly her 10 year old daughter wakes up to go to the bathroom, it was dark so I don't know if she saw us "doing it" but my girlfriend quickly draped a blanket over her (my girlfriend not her daughter) and myself

 

[Panophobia]

Oh, real fascinating.

 

[vertsk8er419]

you can't denie it HOOKER!!!

LOL, how old are you kid?

 

[vertsk8er419]

man i thought my story was bad but some of you peoples are just nasty, lol

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm always getting into awkward situations and I hate them soo much. Post your awkward situations too.

Here's mine...

A few days ago i was home alone with my girlfriend and we were messing around then all the sudden we hear a car door slam and I'm like oh **** so I throw on a pair of pants really fast and jump onto my computer and my girlfriend pulls the covers over herself right as my parents come in to say hi. They don't really care if was home alone, and they don't really care if we have sex as long as we use protection but my dad was like, "why did u just jump on your computer so fast slick?" he wasn't mad or anything, just laughing at me and then my mom comes up behind him and is like "oh leave them alone, they're 19 years old, i wish u still acted like a 19 year old" So they were both in my room while they are talking to me and as soon as they leave my girlfriend is like, "Philip..." *points at the floor* and theres the used condom I just used laying there in the middle of the friggin' floor.

It was very awkward for me and my girlfriend

Well that was stupid.

 

[vertsk8er419]

Well that was stupid.

harsh

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

How come every awkward story involves some kind of secret sexual escapade?

 

[SalaciousVC]

yeah that^^^^^ tuck fy?

 

[vertsk8er419]

How come every awkward story involves some kind of secret sexual escapade?

I thought I would have the only one! Feel free to type down any awkward situation, it doesn't have to be sexual.

 

[Panophobia]

Sex scenes in movies around the 'rents. Awkward.

 

[Orko Is King]

Noone has **** themselves in church?

 

[Zoken]

Well, this one doesn't actually involve sex, but it was pretty damn awkward.

I was showing up early to class at school. I open the door to hear this one girl, very hot, practically yell to her groupies "... And it tasted like my ****!"

At this exact moment, we all realize that I've just come in at a very innopportune moment. The groupies are giggling madly. The girl who shouted this is turning several different colors, each color accompanied by a different expression. I do the only thing I can think of at the moment...

I turned right around, closed the door, then opened it up again and greeted them like I hadn't heard a damn thing. I never asked, she never explained, and I don't blame her.

 

[unstoppable]

LOL, how old are you kid?

srry buy I just got done watching grandma's boy when I said that first but now I"m gonna continue saying it............................



HOOKER!!!!

 

[millennium movies]

Well, this one doesn't actually involve sex, but it was pretty damn awkward.

I was showing up early to class at school. I open the door to hear this one girl, very hot, practically yell to her groupies "... And it tasted like my ****!"

At this exact moment, we all realize that I've just come in at a very innopportune moment. The groupies are giggling madly. The girl who shouted this is turning several different colors, each color accompanied by a different expression. I do the only thing I can think of at the moment...

I turned right around, closed the door, then opened it up again and greeted them like I hadn't heard a damn thing. I never asked, she never explained, and I don't blame her.

Classic! t:

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

awwww leave the hooker i mean kid alone

 

[unstoppable]

awwww leave the hooker i mean kid alone

heh

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Well, this didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine was going to college to become a teacher and had to do some student teaching at the high school, teaching seniors. The year after he graduated he went down to where we went to college for an alumni weekend and we all went to the strip club. Well, one of the dancers came on stage and my friend recognized her as one of the kids he taught the year before.

 

[Ghostvirus]

This girl I had been friends with for a while asked me to give a foot massage (I was 17 at the time). I happily agreed since I had a mad crush on her. Any opportunity to touch was god send. It was at this moment that I decided to tell her.

Me *rubbing her feet*: So, there is something I have been wanting to tell you for a while.

Girl: What that?

Me: I think I may have a crush on you.

Girl: Awww. That sweet*turns head towards the sky.*

Me:

That is where is ended. I had used up all my courage to tell her this, & now that she decided to just brush it off. I really didn't know where to proceed from there.

Needless to say. We drifted apart after that.

 

[Immortalfire]

That's sad, really

 

[MildSoss]

One time when I was walking home from school with some of my friends, and this lady gets out of her car in the parking lot wearing like ripped up pajamas and walks right into the road with her hands up in the air screaming and trying to stop the cars. We thought she was trying to kill herself or something... All the cars in the street where stopping and people where getting out and yelling at the lady, I don't know it was weird.