Awkward Situations Thread

[vertsk8er419]

awwww leave the hooker i mean kid alone

I'm a HOOKER!!!! not a kid.

 

[vertsk8er419]

More awkward situations!!

 

[C.F. Kane]

Senior year of high school, during the gap of time between midterms and Winter Break. My AP U.S. History teacher decides that we can basically have the day off and watch a movie. We'd just wrapped up the creation of the Constitution, the Revolutionary War was still fresh in our heads, so he pops in The Patriot with Mel Gibson.

Now, it's not the VHS or DVD of the movie, he'd just taped it off of television, so commercials were also included. The movie was apparently showing pretty late at night when he taped it, and where I'm from, late-night commercials aren't afraid to show a little somethin-somethin should it be called for.

So in the middle of school, the movie cuts to commercial, only to have a topless prostitute advertising phone sex to the class. My teacher quickly fast-forwards while my classmates are all laughing their asses off.

 

[Immortalfire]

Senior year of high school, during the gap of time between midterms and Winter Break. My AP U.S. History teacher decides that we can basically have the day off and watch a movie. We'd just wrapped up the creation of the Constitution, the Revolutionary War was still fresh in our heads, so he pops in The Patriot with Mel Gibson.

Now, it's not the VHS or DVD of the movie, he'd just taped it off of television, so commercials were also included. The movie was apparently showing pretty late at night when he taped it, and where I'm from, late-night commercials aren't afraid to show a little somethin-somethin should it be called for.

So in the middle of school, the movie cuts to commercial, only to have a topless prostitute advertising phone sex to the class. My teacher quickly fast-forwards while my classmates are all laughing their asses off.

Ahahahaha t:

 

[AndThePickles]

I'm always getting into awkward situations and I hate them soo much. Post your awkward situations too.

Here's mine...

A few days ago i was home alone with my girlfriend and we were messing around then all the sudden we hear a car door slam and I'm like oh **** so I throw on a pair of pants really fast and jump onto my computer and my girlfriend pulls the covers over herself right as my parents come in to say hi. They don't really care if was home alone, and they don't really care if we have sex as long as we use protection but my dad was like, "why did u just jump on your computer so fast slick?" he wasn't mad or anything, just laughing at me and then my mom comes up behind him and is like "oh leave them alone, they're 19 years old, i wish u still acted like a 19 year old" So they were both in my room while they are talking to me and as soon as they leave my girlfriend is like, "Philip..." *points at the floor* and theres the used condom I just used laying there in the middle of the friggin' floor.

It was very awkward for me and my girlfriend

Hahahaha. That sucks! t:

 

[vertsk8er419]

Hahahaha. That sucks! t:

lol! thaanks?

 

[millennium movies]

Moreeee!!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This thread is an awkward situation.

 

[millennium movies]

This thread is an awkward situation.

Party pooper!

 

[Wolfwood]

I have this shirt that says "Hi, my name is Jack Squat. Don't expect much out of me." I wore it one day when me and some friends went to the movies. Well there was this really cute girl checking our tickets and as I gave her mine she smiled and said "Your name is Jack Squat, huh?" And the best I could think of was "It is today." There was an awkward pause and she just kind of stared at me. Not knowing what else to say I just pulled my ticket back from her and walked into the theater.

Yes, I lived up to my shirt.

 

[unstoppable]

I'm a HOOKER!!!! not a kid.

you can be my HOOKER!!!:heart:

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I have this shirt that says "Hi, my name is Jack Squat. Don't expect much out of me." I wore it one day when me and some friends went to the movies. Well there was this really cute girl checking our tickets and as I gave her mine she smiled and said "Your name is Jack Squat, huh?" And the best I could think of was "It is today." There was an awkward pause and she just kind of stared at me. Not knowing what else to say I just pulled my ticket back from her and walked into the theater.

Yes, I lived up to my shirt.

[bird]chirp[/bird]

 

[Mr. Credible]

I'm always getting into awkward situations and I hate them soo much. Post your awkward situations too.

Here's mine...

A few days ago i was home alone with my girlfriend and we were messing around then all the sudden we hear a car door slam and I'm like oh **** so I throw on a pair of pants really fast and jump onto my computer and my girlfriend pulls the covers over herself right as my parents come in to say hi. They don't really care if was home alone, and they don't really care if we have sex as long as we use protection but my dad was like, "why did u just jump on your computer so fast slick?" he wasn't mad or anything, just laughing at me and then my mom comes up behind him and is like "oh leave them alone, they're 19 years old, i wish u still acted like a 19 year old" So they were both in my room while they are talking to me and as soon as they leave my girlfriend is like, "Philip..." *points at the floor* and theres the used condom I just used laying there in the middle of the friggin' floor.

It was very awkward for me and my girlfriend

ah, memories... i got walked in on so many times in my house by my parents, eventually they stopped coming downstairs to investigate... they just started stomping on the floor if we were being too loud.

and i got chased out of my share of girlfriend's houses, too. talk about exciting. i'd give anything to have that kind of thrill again in my life.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Senior year of high school, during the gap of time between midterms and Winter Break. My AP U.S. History teacher decides that we can basically have the day off and watch a movie. We'd just wrapped up the creation of the Constitution, the Revolutionary War was still fresh in our heads, so he pops in The Patriot with Mel Gibson.

Now, it's not the VHS or DVD of the movie, he'd just taped it off of television, so commercials were also included. The movie was apparently showing pretty late at night when he taped it, and where I'm from, late-night commercials aren't afraid to show a little somethin-somethin should it be called for.

So in the middle of school, the movie cuts to commercial, only to have a topless prostitute advertising phone sex to the class. My teacher quickly fast-forwards while my classmates are all laughing their asses off.

for our senior prank, i decided to try something that no class had done before us (that i'd known of)

out language arts teacher, every year, on the last day would show us a movie, to wind down, whatever... so, he cued up the tape the day before, and when he'd left, we switched the tapes with our own anal/cumshot/creampie compilation.

so, the next day, he comes in, asks if we're all ready to see the movie, and presses play. only 3 of us knew what was going to happen... so, it takes 15 seconds or so for the sound to kick in (you know how vhs's are) and by that time, he's across the room at his desk, and some poor girl is getting man-sauce in her butt.

what a fun day that was.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I suppose an awkward moment for me, or at least I felt a little embarassed in the morning, was the time when I got drunk at my girlfriend's sister's 17th birthday party last year, in the cabin in their garden.

My girlfriend gave me specific instructions which were "Whatever you do, do not puke up."

Well, even though I was given these instructions, I thought it would be a great idea to drink on an empty stomach.

So, at the party, I'm drinking away and before I knew I'd had ten cans of beer. Also by that point, I'd passed out.

Now this isn't the awkward situation but it's still quite funny. Someone else at the party passed out on me, whilst I was passed out and apparently someone said because of the position that we were in, it looked like we were both kissing. (This was a bloke on me) haha.

Now, I woke up about an hour later, and I didn't feel good. Not at all. I went about it the right way, but I asked whether someone could get me a bucket.

Holding onto a bucket, and holding on to dear life, I slowly got iller and iller until I puked up. By that point everyone was gathered round me either looking at me, or whipping out their camera/video phone and getting a nice snapshot of me excreting my guts from my mouth.

The more embarassing part, is that I did it in front of my girlfriend's parents. I was a right state and the worst part is, is that I kept saying sorry.

Incidentally, they thought it to be funny but it was really awkard.

To top it all off, I was mean't to get a lift home from my mate, but when I had woken up from being passed out, I had figured out that he had left without me. I was angered because he had left me behind and I had no way of getting home.

But it turns out that he didn't leave me. He woke me up whilst I was passed out and asked whether I was coming and I said no, then passed out again. :/

I got my girlfriend's parents to drive me home.

I wasn't in my girlfriend's good books the following day.

 

[SalaciousVC]

for our senior prank, i decided to try something that no class had done before us (that i'd known of)

out language arts teacher, every year, on the last day would show us a movie, to wind down, whatever... so, he cued up the tape the day before, and when he'd left, we switched the tapes with our own anal/cumshot/creampie compilation.

so, the next day, he comes in, asks if we're all ready to see the movie, and presses play. only 3 of us knew what was going to happen... so, it takes 15 seconds or so for the sound to kick in (you know how vhs's are) and by that time, he's across the room at his desk, and some poor girl is getting man-sauce in her butt.

what a fun day that was.

lol