Eggyman
The Oval Avenger
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2006
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So I felt like punishing myself today. You know, bed of needles, some marmite, slept with a prostitute without a condom... O, and I watched AVP 1 an 2 back to back.
One thing struck me: The first gets the xenomorph quite good, and the second makes a sh** out of them (they look f***ing terrible in AVP2) but doesn't do a bad job of the predator--unlike the first where you have hero shots of what should be something to sh** yourself about.
Don't get me wrong, they're both horrid films, but I find that if you took the xenomorphs from the first and the pred from the second... well, you'd probably have a film twice as good as both films put together--which still isn't something to cheer about, but you know, every hole is a goal.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to pull out my toenails and cut off my eyelids.
Just for sh**s and giggles.
One thing struck me: The first gets the xenomorph quite good, and the second makes a sh** out of them (they look f***ing terrible in AVP2) but doesn't do a bad job of the predator--unlike the first where you have hero shots of what should be something to sh** yourself about.
Don't get me wrong, they're both horrid films, but I find that if you took the xenomorphs from the first and the pred from the second... well, you'd probably have a film twice as good as both films put together--which still isn't something to cheer about, but you know, every hole is a goal.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to pull out my toenails and cut off my eyelids.
Just for sh**s and giggles.