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Comics Amazing Spider-Man #622 spoilers/discussion

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Well, I guess I'll start this thread off with what I thought about issue #622:

*For the Morbius story, I didn’t particularly care about Joe Quinones’ art style. It’s not terrible, but given that the story is supposed to be about vampires and what not, it doesn’t seem to carry the right sense of atmosphere one would associate with those kinds of stories. Didn’t really impress me all that much.

*Fred Van Lente’s script is also very sub par. First of all, his premise is already shot to hell right from the beginning (and I’m not talking about the bizarre image of seeing Spidey and Black Cat in bed together wearing nothing but their masks, or her comment about him being uptight about his “bodily fluids“). Are we supposed to conclude that Black Cat pulled some kind of switcheroo on him when it came to his blood sample? Because it certainly appeared she gave it back to him last issue and there’s no indication she pulled a switch on him in this issue. But even if this is intended to be the case, it still doesn’t excuse Felicia for doing something as callous as her conveniently selling the blood sample to vampire-wannabees. Granted, The Black Cat is a thief and tends to look out for herself, and it’s obviously Van Lente’s way of giving Peter a reason to regret his “friends with benefits” arrangement with the Black Cat and thus push him closer to pursue a possible relationship with Carlie, but its incredibly forced writing and smacks of character derailment.

*But that’s just the first sign of Spidey acting like a complete tool since for the entire story he also is manipulated right by Morbius’ wife, Martine, in order to advance the plot. Oh, but it’s only when he hesitates in staking Martine and Morbius pushes her against it does Spidey feel like he was forced by him, going on about “We could have captured her--we could have found another way” speech. And for a guy who's “no dummy” and familiar with horror movies, he’s certainly either hasn’t been paying much attention to them, much less know basic Catholicism even if he isn’t one apparently, if he can’t recognize communion wafers when he sees them. And shouldn’t his spider-sense have gone off BEFORE tripping the alarm, much less warned him about the strange woman at the club? Even the scene with Peter dressed as a Goth and surrounded by Twilight cosplayers fails to be as humorous as it’s trying to be.

*Ironically, Morbius himself saying that his world and Spidey’s don’t mix is actually what’s off about this story to begin with. What’s more, it’s basically a promo for Van Lente’s other work, Marvel Zombies, considering the reference to Jack Russell. Oh, and since Spidey goes ahead and give Morbius his blood anyway after Morbius destroys the sample realizing he should have asked Spidey’s permission, then the whole thing feels like a waste of time.

*As for the second story, what a difference in contrasts. Any one who has watched the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon (and if you haven’t--shame on you!) knows that Greg Weisman just gets the character of Flash Thompson. Similar to how, in that series, Weisman had Flash struggling to cope with his football injury, here he has him trying to come to terms with being an amputee. Not to mention that, given the fact that the Marvel Universe is a world in which regeneration and advanced robotics in common, it would make more than enough sense that someone like Flash would be researching various heroes and villains in the hopes of a “cure.” Plus, it’s a nice touch how Weisman also ties this into Flash’s desire to be a hero, something he’s always strived to be and doesn’t think he’s quite achieved even though he actually is one in Peter’s eyes. And I also enjoyed the friendly but sarcastic banter that Peter and Flash have with one another, showing how even though they are still friends, they still act like rivals, which makes for a great dynamic between the two.

*Speaking of Peter, this was a prime example how, even when he’s not fighting against super-villains, Peter is still willing to go out of his way to help others in need. And not even the news of Harry telling Peter how he’s now living with Mary Jane will distract him from his desire to help Flash (And it’s apparent Peter, given how terse his response to Harry and his repeating of how “he’s fine with it,” is in denial himself about how he’s “moved on” from MJ and just wants to change the subject. Plus, anyone else think it was MJ that was returning his call given how Peter responds with “It means a lot to--To Flash. Right. Exactly what I was going to say”?). The only part which seemed rather off was when Spidey goes to see Doctor Connors for help, which even he is dumbfounded by Spidey even asking such a request given how the regeneration formula was responsible for making him the Lizard.

*And as for the ending at Flash’s birthday party--that was just a terrific scene, as it unties not only the classic supporting cast members, but cast members from Untold Tales of Spider-Man, Flash’s family--with a nice moment between him and his estranged father who, because of him, decided to join A.A.--to what was a total surprise, Sha Shan, who is now a physical therapist. It’s also a nice nod to past continuity given the cold reception she and Betty give one another and her reminding Flash how they broke up, as well. I suspect there might be a possible love triangle brewing between these three in later issues, hopefully.

*Now, I’m sure some people might think Luke Ross’ art may be a little generic here, but since this is more or less a light-dramatic story about Flash going “”backwards” through the stages of grief, I think it was rather appropriate, given that there were no actions scenes in the story at all. It’s strictly a character piece showing the friendship between two former high school rivals, and Ross’ soft pencils and fine detail are suitable for this kind of tale.

So, this was a pretty good story by Weisman, but it’s too bad we had to go through the absolute crap-fest that was Van Lente’s to get to it. I would have been perfectly fine to have just the Flash Thompson story by itself rather than the Morbius, especially since it technically was about as short as a back-up tale despite being in the front of the issue. And certainly the Morbius story didn’t have much to do with the Gauntlet anyway, either.
 
Yeah, that Morbius story had so much going wrong with it, it was quite embarrassing. Without repeating what Stillanerd already pointed out...

SPOILERS

I wonder when the last time (if ever) story writer Van Lente was in a goth club. He apparently wanted to reference the whole "Twilight" following by having an Edward look-alike mock Peter's wannabe goth outfit and having Peter notice that the club-goers were all popular mainstream types. Um...yeah --- that's not what goth clubs are like these days at all. Fail.

I realize that Marvel vampires might be a bit more traditional than other modern pop culture vamps, but Martine turning into a tiny little bat like in the old 1930s Dracula movies was beyond silly.


As far as the Flash story goes, it was so much better. I had to wonder why Dr Connors didn't point Peter in the direction of Komodo however, since she had managed to adapt the Lizard formula to her own DNA to regrow her legs but still maintain her human mentality when in reptilian form.
 
Aloha,
I think this was two stories that would have gone into Spider-Man Unlimited or Amazing Spider-Man family, if they still existed. I think the Morbius story was supposed to be taken with a wink.It's almost Hembeck like in it's delivery.But something down the line is being set up with Spideys blood being used for experiments by Morbius for Jack Russel:whatever:
The Flash story was a smooth follow up to the original story in Amazing #574.Being the Marvel Universe, the development of high tech prosthetic legs is definitely in Flash's future.
Spidey rules
 
I gotta say I didn't really care all the much for the Morbius story. Right off the bat I was confused how Black Cat was able to sell Spidey's blood. I thought I misremembered the exchange of the blood sample between Spidey and Black Cat at the end of #621, but I didn't. After Cat gives Spidey the blood sample they both go their separate ways once Spidey refuses Cat's booty call, she tells him to give her a call when he mans up, which Pete must have done after his pep talk with Carlie as evidence at the beginning of #622, Cat and Spidey just got done having sex. So I hope Pete makes sure to thank Carlie for helping him man up.

Other than the story being confusing in the beginning I thought the story, as a whole was really uninteresting. It almost seems like the goal of this story was to be a launching pad for Van Lente's upcoming Marvel Zombies 5 mini series.

Now Weisman's Flash Thompson story was just great. Very powerful and uplifting. I hope to see more from Weisman writing future issues.
 
I wasn't as harsh on the Morbius story. The opening with Spidey & Cat was like a bad fan-fic, but I got a chuckle on the differing interpretations of vampire fans. Also, thought it didn't make sense that Pete wouldn't recognize Communion wafers, even if he's not Catholic. The story was truncated like something for an antholgy book, but it wasn't awful.

Of course, the Weisman's Flash Thompson story was perfect (really need Season 3 of Spectacular!!!). And it showed what a great supporting cast that I was expecting to see when Marvel said the supporting cast would return (and not make up new "long time friends"). Really like the return of Sha Shan, great idea!

Oh, and I noticed Pete's ringtone was another jab at us Pete-MJ fans!
 

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