American Parents Views on Movies.

[Kritish]

Erm, how's that?
I thought he was a gay guy that preyed on teen-aged boys.

You guys can go on double dates with your respected "friends".

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

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[Wilhelm-Scream]

You guys can go on double dates with your respected "friends".

What the f*** are you talking about?

 

[Lackey]

LMAO
WRONG.
I was first aroused at age 3.
I don't know where you got that.

I was first aroused at age 5. In kindergarten class, I went under the table during "art time" to look up this one cute girl's dress. While I was down there, I decided to sneak peaks at every girl wearing a dress or skirt

I was a sexual prodigy.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yes, I have never understood this "oOOOH, Timmy's starting to get interested in GIRLS!" thing or girls having "cooties".
I was totally in love with this girl in kindergarten.

They made us do these little plays based on nursery rhymes.
We had to do "Pussycat, Pussycat, Where have you been..." and they made her the queen and me the cat and I got to run around her legs and under her throne and I was all like

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Porn isn't respectful to people. I wouldn't let a young child watch porn because it is too unrealistic and too ridiculous.

Uh, yeah....and Teletubbies, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Bugs Bunny cartoons are S00PER realistic and not ridiculous at all...yEh.

LOL.