Comedy Anaconda - The Reboot

[Pennywise]

 

[Sithborg]

Oh no. Its going to be BAAAAD.

 

[Sithborg]

Besides, China already remade it.

 

[Drizzle]

"Favorite movie from their youth"....will this movie take place in the year 2040 because both of those mf'ers were almost 30 when Anaconda came out.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

I get the feeling this'll be more of a meta adventure-comedy than a horror movie this time.

And honestly? That's fine. The Anaconda movies disappeared up their own ass after the first with bull**** like immortality flowers and weird science experiments. This plot is downright normal in comparison.

Though if it is a more serious movie, bear in mind JB was in Peter Jackson's King Kong which was a lot more serious and his take on Carl Denham was still dramatic without sacrificing Jack's charisma.

 

[DarkKnight88]

I’m kind of interested if they play them as Paul McCartney and John Lennon who encounter an anaconda.

 

[Drizzle]

I’m kind of interested if they play them as Paul McCartney and John Lennon who encounter an anaconda.

Then it becomes an "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" situation because you'd have to have Justin Long and Jason Schwartzman along for the ride.

 

[Lily Adler]

Let's Mandela Effect the hell out of this and cast Angelina Jolie to confuse people.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Wow, this is gonna suck lol! I still think my idea of Anaconda vs BoA vs Python: Winner Snakes All is the money idea

 

[Pennywise]

 

[Stringer]

Ugh, who is her agent?

 

[DarkKnight88]

Sources say this latest version is not a remake but a new take with the same snake front and center

Like, the exact same snake from the first movie?

Anaconda: The Revenge?

 

[Drizzle]

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[StarLord]

They should get Ice Cube's son in this.

 

[Kane52630]

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[Zantera]

The one thing I want from this movie is a homage to Jon Voight's stupid accent with someone else attempting and butchering an accent just as bad as he did

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Melchior gets my attention every time. But remaking the first movie was questionable in itself. Going with this approach? Yeah this is gonna be terrible.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

Melchior gets my attention every time. But remaking the first movie was questionable in itself. Going with this approach? Yeah this is gonna be terrible.

If it's a satire of how ridiculous those 4 movies are, it could be ok. Otherwise, yeah forget it. Besides, you don't try and get people like Paul Rudd or Jack Black if this is supposed to be dead serious.

 

[blue scholar]

They should get Ice Cube's son in this.

As a nepo baby in the documentary filmmaking industry

 

[Pennywise]

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Christmas 2025 was looking dry, aside from Avatar of course. I know what I'll be watching now.

 

[Filmfreak]

Why was I so sure that Jack Black was in the original as well? I guess I must have remembered King Kong.

 

[DarkKnight88]

Why was I so sure that Jack Black was in the original as well?

Kinda close. Owen Wilson lol

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Drizzle]

Why was I so sure that Jack Black was in the original as well? I guess I must have remembered King Kong.

His character from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer would have fit right in.