Anime/Manga Caption thread

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There should be one, so I thought a Brotha of Caption shopuld start it....

Buster: I buy my guns from Lego.

 

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Kira: So where are you studying again?
Athrun: "RED SKULL's School for gifted young fascists"
Kira: What will you study there?
Athrun:...Interpertive dance.
Kira: Cool!

 

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Inuyasha: Uhhh...
Miroku:..Hmmm...
Inuyasha:... can we assume we're still sleeping?
Miroku: no ****ing way. That means you dream of me naked and I dream of you naked.
Inuyasha: Interesting deduction, old chum.
Miroku: shuddap!

 

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"Check out mah clone saga!"

Koga: You stupid palagarizing freak!
Inuyasha: Palagarizing? Me? Well take this! KA-ME-HA....

 

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Shippo: Oh, look! A big scary Ghost! But no worry! I pac-man! I eat scary ghost!
Inuyasha: I hate babysitting.

 

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Joker on my left
clown on my right
but I'm stuck in the middle with you
Oh, baby
Stuck in the middle with
you
Oh
baby

Strike Gundam Girl: You talkin' to me, homie? Huh? You think you tough? HUH? I'ma beat your ass, boy! Ain't no one talk to me dat way! Don't you know who I am? I'm The Stike Gundam Girl, B!t<H!!!

Strike: This woman does not Represent me...

Strike Gundam Girl: Shut The **** Up, Strike!
Strike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR! This is definetly THE worst Pain. Ever!

 

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Strike, Groggy: You think you-you better'n me? Huh? You think yo-you can take me? Well I'mm gonna take you first! You fascist sonnuva a Nazi ****e factory on a Pimp's asteroid belt, you think you're all dat with a bag of chips! But dat bag of chips is just ruffles, yo!

Wing Zero: Sir, I don't even know you. Please, put the gu...
Strike: You won't disarm me, cyper-punk! I'ma destroy us all
Self destruct in five seconds...I really hate this job.

Wing Zero: Dude, Self destruct only destroy other people when you're close to them. You're on the other side of the moon...
*KRAKA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
...moron.

 

[Alexia Dark]

[Insert Brokeback Mountain joke here]

 

[MaskedManJRK]

"What do you mean I'm overcompensating for something?!"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

*NOTE: I have no bleeding idea where this is from, so I'm not sure if it's funny or not, but what the hell.*

DRIVER: She was my sister. I loved her. So I'm in this one to the end. But why you? Why are you willing to go up against Roark for someone you barely knew?

PASSENGER: She was nice to me.

DRIVER: She was desperate. She needed protection and knew how to keep you around. It didn't work out. You don't owe her anything.

PASSENGER: She was nice to me. She gave me something I didn't know existed. I wasn't never able to buy a woman, the way I look.

 

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hehehe, nice ones, MaskedManJRK.

Real Anime heroooo
MU LA FLAGA!
Mu La Flaga is here
fighting the fascists
flying through the air!
MU LA FLAGAAAAA...

Kira: Hey! Wait a Damn minute! I'm the guy who makes that big giant robot do the B-kow B-kow, RATATATTATAAT, P-she, Vvvwing Vwyng, and KRAKA-BLAMMOO! I should get that totally awesome song! 'Taint fair!

Mu: Yeah, but I got cooler hair.
YEAH
He got cooler haaaair
MU LA FLAGAAAAAA!!

 

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Vegeta(I think...?): My hair is an extension of my spine. Next Question?
(Everybody raises hands)
Vegeta: One that does not concern my hair?
(Everybody lowers hand)

 

[SsM]

You see i have a very sexy disease... WHat is it called again.???

"sigh... Sexlexia....."

"yes... Thats it"

 

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HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAH
I love Futurama
He does remind me of Kif sometimes

 

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Superman: Of all the copy cats, in all the known Universe... You are the most troublesome! Kneel before me, Kakarot!
Goku: Bite me.

 

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Kenshin: I said no cameras, whatever the Hell that means!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

MAN: Hi, I'm Prince Charles, member of the Royal Family. Fancy any hookers or crack-cocaine?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

hehehe, nice ones, MaskedManJRK.

Thankies.

 

[Morgoth]

"For the last time PacMan, I am not food!"

 

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hehe
Maggie is the black hair, Anita is the red, and Michelle is the blonde.
Just an FYI.

Maggie: Hmmm...uh...uh-hmmm..
Michelle: Oh..hummm...hmmm
Anita: It's hopeless, ain't it?
Maggie: No no no, we love a challange..
Michelle: First we gotta install new buttocks...
Anita:Nah nah, no luxury items. Just the face.
Michelle: Ok...that's definetly gotta go...
Maggie: ....Bring this down...
Michelle: ....I've never even seen one of those...
Anita: Enough with this crap, can you fix me or not?
Maggie: Yeah, sure.
Michelle: Let's clean up this mess we made...
Anita: Mess? What Mess?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

MAGGIE: Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!

 

[Timstuff]

Shinji: "Captain Picard, eat your heart out."

This'll make a lot more sense if you've seen this.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Shinji: "Captain Picard, eat your heart out."

This'll make a lot more sense if you've seen this.

Nice.

 

[Tsunulia]

I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. Don't know.........uh..............aw snap, I don't know the rest of the song

 

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heheheh