SMALLVILLE Caption this!

[FanboyX_Returns]

Hey I thought it would be a neat Idea to have a smallville only "Caption this" on here like they have it on the SR threads...

Anyway lets keep this thread going... I'll start things off....

Clark: Where are the [SIZE=-1]Nuclear Wessels[/SIZE]!?
LEX: Clark Why are you talking like [SIZE=-1]Chekov again?? Dude [/SIZE]have you been drinking romulan ale again while watching Star Trek IV???http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=192608

 

[SLVRSR4]

Lex- i'm bald!!!

Clark- My watch never stops ticking despite all the amazing things i do!

 

[Superman1980]

Clark - I love you so much Lex, I'm going to kiss you now

Lex - Nooooo, wait Clark! Hold on, i just want to be friends

 

[TrailerCues]

Lex - You need to stop impersonating Batman from Batman Begins & do your own thing

Clark - I am on right side when he was on the left in the Movie

LEx - Thats not doing your own thing

 

[BaK]

Clark: Tell me you had nothing to do with people captioning this !
Lex: Clark please, if I find these bastards I'll kill them all..

 

[Sean Adisano]

Clark: "Jor-El, can you show me my future? I want to know who i will end up with for the rest of my life?"

Jor-El: "I will show you my son. But know this Cal-El, if you don't like what you see, any attempt to change the future will result in the universes ultimate destruction!"

Clark: "I understand. Now tell me!"

Jor-El: "Mike Ditka will be the love of your life forever!"

Clark: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Clark: "Its not worth it, screw the universe!"

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Jor-El: "I warned you Cal-El!"

 

[Migu-EL]

Clark - Lex I got GREAT NEWS!!!

Lex- What?? You're gonna tell me your secret??

Clark- Naw, I just saved a bunch on car insurance.

 

[AgentPat]

President of Entertainment Dawn Ostroff at the CW upfronts: "I love my job, I love my job, I love my..."

 

[Kaboom]

so that the dame that killed Aquaman? grrrr.

 

[SLVRSR4]

Lex- How come he didn't have to wear purple pants?

 

[FanboyX_Returns]

Chloe: Oh My God! You are... Hey, are you...?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000402/Pauline Kahn: No.
Chloe: But you look just...
Pauline Kahn: ...like her?

I've been hearing it all my life.
Chloe: It's uncanny.
Pauline Kahn:I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Chloe: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject for you.
Pauline Kahn:Im Sure, you didn't. None of them did. So, how can I help you? Or do you want me to tell you who you look like?

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Tom: Hey aren't you the ***** that killed the Aquaman series?

Mike: My grandma, what big teeth you have....

 

[LostSon88]

Clark: Hey Lex Luthor! Gimme your wallet Lex Luthor!
LEX: Oh please don't hurt my beautiful face I'll do anything...i'll touch your wiener! I'll touch your wiener!

(if you don't get the reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ECdg_tdQQ)

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Clark: I wish I knew how to quit you!

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SLVRSR4]

Clark: I wish I knew how to quit you!

That still hasn't gotten old to me

 

[Kaboom]

i once caught a fish, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.

 

[FanboyX_Returns]

Mike: Why I didn't want to do that SR movie? Well C'MON! Who want's to say "Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyptonite!" like if you were pretending to be the Riddler or something... Talk about Campy!

 

[Superman1980]

Chloe: Oh My God! You are... Hey, are you...?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000402/Pauline Kahn: No.
Chloe: But you look just...
Pauline Kahn: ...like her?

I've been hearing it all my life.
Chloe: It's uncanny.
Pauline Kahn:I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Chloe: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject for you.
Pauline Kahn:Im Sure, you didn't. None of them did. So, how can I help you? Or do you want me to tell you who you look like?

lol someone's been watching the Scream movies

 

[AgentPat]

TW: [exasperated]

"Just look at this! Can ya believe it?! They got me wearing robes with the red jacket and jeans now.

What the hell are they smoking back in wardrobe?

[trails off mumbling]

...I need to hurt somebody."

 

[BaK]

^^^ where the hack is that from

nevermind, just seen it in zod thread..

 

[FanboyX_Returns]

lol someone's been watching the Scream movies

The Scream Trilogy was awsome!

 

[SLVRSR4]

It had Jay and Silent bob you know it's good! It has to be 115 with all that clothes easy

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Clark: how could you give me herpes!