Anyone here with stretch marks?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

GAH...you need to harvest new Skin from the young and beautiful.

 

[hippy fascist]

damn dude, whats your profession or past time?

I got hit by a black cab while crossing the road, those are all the result of one night on the town

 

[Mee]

GAH...you need to harvest new Skin from the young and beautiful.

And the restless?

 

[JokerNick]

I have stretch marks all over my chest and biceps.... I love them... I got them from pounding the wieghts.. I consider them to be badges of strength....

 

[Erzengel]

You know there are somethings that just don't need to be discussed. Not because it's a taboo subject but just really unnecessary. This is an example.

 

[JokerNick]

^whats the big deal... marks on your skin from growing... it's not like were discussing cherry flavored condoms......

 

[Erzengel]

I think cherry flavored condoms would be a step up.

 

[THWIP*]

so unlucky me, has them sadly i started developing them when i was in the 7th grade around my biceps, i was a little worried about it figure they'd go away, several years later. theyre all over biceps and triceps. they're are'nt ugly oranything, but noticeable. and they bother the **** out of me. Obviously stretch marks are looked down upon and obviously people stare at disgust at the sight of it. which is why i barely go shirtless and really makes me feel very self conscsious. i hate walking around thinking some girl is going to see them and look at me in disgust. 10th grade PE class, i was heading towards the lockers with the rest of the class and i was only wear my under shirt and a blonde chick saw them( i was wearing a shirt around my neck to cover them) and she whispered to her friend"ohmy god look at those stretch marks" i really wanted to punch her in the freakin face. ever since that ive been very afraid at getting intimate....if i had someone. but yeah how about those jets?

I HAVE STRETCH MARKS ON THE SIDE OF MY PENIS, BECAUSE IT GREW 9 INCHES IN LESS THAN A YEAR.

 

[THWIP*]

GAH...you need to harvest new Skin from the young and beautiful.

"IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN..."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

^whats the big deal... marks on your skin from growing... it's not like were discussing cherry flavored condoms......

I'd rather eat a bowlful of cherry flavored condoms than ever have to see GAH's harmless "skinmarks from growing".

 

[hippy fascist]

I HAVE STRETCH MARKS ON THE SIDE OF MY PENIS, BECAUSE IT GREW 9 INCHES IN LESS THAN A YEAR.

I have stretchmarks on my sphincter...coincidence?

 

[Mee]

Looks like a gumball.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

that'd be cool if that was the top of a guy's head

 

[Erzengel]

so unlucky me, has them sadly i started developing them when i was in the 7th grade around my biceps, i was a little worried about it figure they'd go away, several years later. theyre all over biceps and triceps. they're are'nt ugly oranything, but noticeable. and they bother the **** out of me. Obviously stretch marks are looked down upon and obviously people stare at disgust at the sight of it. which is why i barely go shirtless and really makes me feel very self conscsious. i hate walking around thinking some girl is going to see them and look at me in disgust. 10th grade PE class, i was heading towards the lockers with the rest of the class and i was only wear my under shirt and a blonde chick saw them( i was wearing a shirt around my neck to cover them) and she whispered to her friend"ohmy god look at those stretch marks" i really wanted to punch her in the freakin face. ever since that ive been very afraid at getting intimate....if i had someone. but yeah how about those jets?

You gotta stop living in the past. 10th grade man. You are in college now.

 

[jaguarr]

I HAVE STRETCH MARKS ON THE SIDE OF MY PENIS, BECAUSE IT GREW 9 INCHES IN LESS THAN A YEAR.

If you keep playing with that penis pump you're going to make your dick pop like a festering zit one of these days.

jag

 

[Sofa]

Ick.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

GAH...you need to harvest new Skin from the young and beautiful.

may i use yours?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

You gotta stop living in the past. 10th grade man. You are in college now.

im not living in the past. just an example of how people react to it.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I'd rather eat a bowlful of cherry flavored condoms than ever have to see GAH's harmless "skinmarks from growing".

no!!! i will never, ever become that. i refuse to do so. thats why i stopped eating mcdonalds!!!

 

[November Rain]

i have tiger stripes on teh back and front of my arms, looks decent. although i am conscience of it when i'm dressing to hit the town to make sure they don't spoilt my attire.

 

[Sofa]

For the record, everyone pretty much has at least one stretch mark somewhere.

 

[Erzengel]

im not living in the past. just an example of how people react to it.

Why not get some tretinoin or cocoa butter and use it?

 

[November Rain]

so unlucky me, has them sadly i started developing them when i was in the 7th grade around my biceps, i was a little worried about it figure they'd go away, several years later. theyre all over biceps and triceps. they're are'nt ugly oranything, but noticeable. and they bother the **** out of me. Obviously stretch marks are looked down upon and obviously people stare at disgust at the sight of it. which is why i barely go shirtless and really makes me feel very self conscsious. i hate walking around thinking some girl is going to see them and look at me in disgust. 10th grade PE class, i was heading towards the lockers with the rest of the class and i was only wear my under shirt and a blonde chick saw them( i was wearing a shirt around my neck to cover them) and she whispered to her friend"ohmy god look at those stretch marks" i really wanted to punch her in the freakin face. ever since that ive been very afraid at getting intimate....if i had someone. but yeah how about those jets?

purchase some shea butter lotion and apply twice a day to the region.

within about 3 months you'll notice them going down and by 12 months time (as long as there is no more negative alteration in your weight) they should be all gone.

 

[November Rain]

For the record, everyone pretty much has at least one stretch mark somewhere.

my mother gave birth to four children and although we all ended up getting some, she doesn't have any at all.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You guys should drink more virgin blood.