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Apparently clowns are trying to lure children in South Carolina.

Most, if not, ALL of the clown videos online of them running towards people are faked. We'd be seeing more arrests and media outlets if such things happened for real. Right now it's just people dressing up as clowns and walking around for giggles.
 
For Halloween, I want to be a clown with fake bullet holes and blood with a protestor sign that read "Clown Lives Matter"
 
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That's just a side effect of scaring away all the Diddlers. Which would you rather have, a few sketchy clowns here and there or a bunch of Diddlers out diddling the night away with nobody to stop them?

Just common sense if you ask me.

Since when has DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs and common sense gone together?
 
But...what if the clown's name is Mr. Diddlers?
 
if any of you are looking for fun alternatives to grease paint, a white knee high stocking works pretty well.

1. pull it over your head
2. lightly trace your eyes w/ a pen or marker
3. lightly draw an approximation of a smile
4. remove the stocking
5. cut out eye holes; using the pen outlines as your guide
6. pull the stocking back over your head
note: you'll immediately notice streaks forming in the stocking. but it's part of the effect/go with it
7. now that you can fully see out of your pre-mask, you can finish painting your clown face (make sure to let it dry before removing it)

throw on a colorful punk wig (you'll find them all over most Halloween costume shops). you now have a really creepy earless clown face. the stocking naturally distorts your feature. the streaks will make you look unhinged. and the material is thin enough that you can see your smile behind it; in the dark.

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if any of you are looking for fun alternatives to grease paint, a white knee high stocking works pretty well.

1. pull it over your head
2. lightly trace your eyes w/ a pen or marker
3. lightly draw an approximation of a smile
4. remove the stocking
5. cut out eye holes; using the pen outlines as your guide
6. pull the stocking back over your head
note: you'll immediately notice streaks forming in the stocking. but it's part of the effect/go with it
7. now that you can fully see out of your pre-mask, you can finish painting your clown face (make sure to let it dry before removing it)

throw on a colorful punk wig (you'll find them all over most Halloween costume shops). you now have a really creepy earless clown face. the stocking naturally distorts your feature. the streaks will make you look unhinged. and the material is thin enough that you can see your smile behind it; in the dark.


Finally, a use for all the white ladies knee stockings I have lying around.
 
#clownlivesmatter


**** whoever created that.
 
I'm surprised one of these losers hasn't gotten blown away yet.

When it happens, they'll deserve it.

I saw a facebook video of a bow hunter in his deer stand getting trolled by a clown with a knife. I can't imagine that ended well for the clown.
 
There was a clown sighting in my town finally, clown was holding a knife and a sign that said "free hugs."
 
Well I finally saw one of these clowns... on my television. I was channel surfing until I stumbled on CNN showing 2016 US Presidential debate. :o
 

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