Are the Two Witnesses already preaching?

[jaguarr]

Geeeeez, what's up with the Barrack lovefest?

So, knowing what's factually accurate about someone, regardless of whether I like them or not, equates to a lovefest to you? Based on your previous statements, I can see that.

jag

 

[The Senator]

Whatever dude, I meant to outright say he was a muslim but changed my mind.

You obviously are close-minded. I clearly stated that Barrack Obama could have been mistaken for middle eastern from someone forseeing him from 2500 years away!

Yeah, I'm closed minded.

I only researched the candidate, read numerous books about him, did opposition research on him when I was on the Clinton campaign... I only know that he's not a Muslim and he's not even of Middle Eastern decent. Which not only makes your claims wholly without merit, but proves you're part of the 33% of Americans which have made me lose faith in the human race.

 

[VanillaLando]

Aren't Christians not suppose to know who the anti-Christ is? Isn't it suppose to be some secret guy whom no one ever suspects of being the anti-Christ?

And how many people suspect Obama besides me?

 

[JStorm]

My argument is on the basis of Christ.


Never once did he spew propaganda. Roman soldiers spit in his face, mocked his existence and tore His world apart. Not once did Christ say anything negative about the Roman empire and the fall to come.


So WHY does every right-wing Christian think he or she has more authority?

If you believe, the idea is that at anytime Christ could have called off that mockery, humility, and looming death. But He didn't. He could have preached about the coming death of the empire, or the world. But he spoke of love and alluded to what was to come.

What gives any of us the right to supersede what He did?


In short, when did Christ get off the throne and put the radicals in charge?

 

[The Senator]

And how many people suspect Obama besides me?

Who the hell knows. Point is, no one is suppose to suspect the anti-Christ of being the anti-Christ until it's too late. Not even you, in all your internet righteousness.

 

[ampersand]

Whatever dude, I meant to outright say he was a muslim but changed my mind.

You obviously are close-minded. I clearly stated that Barrack Obama could have been mistaken for middle eastern from someone forseeing him from 2500 years away!

I love this statement for one reason: You're willing to admit that the writers of scripture could be wrong, thinking that the Anti-Christ is middle eastern but he's really half black half white, but they're totally correct about all the crazy end of the world stuff.

That's ridiculous.

 

[JStorm]

Whatever dude, I meant to outright say he was a muslim but changed my mind.

You obviously are close-minded. I clearly stated that Barrack Obama could have been mistaken for middle eastern from someone forseeing him from 2500 years away!

Jesus IS middle-eastern.

 

[The Senator]

Jesus IS middle-eastern.

No one would ever suspect Jesus of being the anti-Christ... it's the perfect crime...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Did you get the link I sent you?

I haven't been in the mood to watch it.
I just tried to watch it but it was too painful.
Sorry.
The guy's a ******?

 

[VanillaLando]

Yeah, I'm closed minded.

I only researched the candidate, read numerous books about him, did opposition research on him when I was on the Clinton campaign... I only know that he's not a Muslim and he's not even of Middle Eastern decent. Which not only makes your claims wholly without merit, but proves you're part of the 33% of Americans which have made me lose faith in the human race.

And you are only open to the positive things said of him because you don't want to feel foolish for investing time and money in him. Your support of Barrack is not a credit to him but more a testimonial to your love affair with yourself.

And AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD DAMN TIME, I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS MID-EASTERN BUT SIMPLY MISCONSTREWED AS SUCH FROM A DISTANCE OF 2500 YEARS!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Could flying horse scorpions with long hair already be stinging people right now?

Dude, those things are gonna suck

 

[JStorm]

No one would ever suspect Jesus of being the anti-Christ... it's the perfect crime...

Humor in the midst of chaos. You, sir, deserve a medal.

 

[VanillaLando]

Who the hell knows. Point is, no one is suppose to suspect the anti-Christ of being the anti-Christ until it's too late. Not even you, in all your internet righteousness.

Impossible. No one the magnitude of an anti-christ can rise undetected.

 

[JStorm]

And you are only open to the positive things said of him because you don't want to feel foolish for investing time and money in him. Your support of Barrack is not a credit to him but more a testimonial to your love affair with yourself.

And AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD DAMN TIME, I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS MID-EASTERN BUT SIMPLY MISCONSTREWED AS SUCH FROM A DISTANCE OF 2500 YEARS!!!

Jesus doesn't ****in' cuss!

 

[kainedamo]

And how many people suspect Obama besides me?

Well think about how stupid you sound for just one second.

You think Obama is the anti-christ because - You think the anti-christ will come from the middle east.

Obama has a middle eastern sounding name in Hussein. Hussein is an arabic name. It's fairly popular.

Obama's father was Muslim. Obama's father wasn't even very religious. He was pretty much a non-practicing Muslim.

Um...

Was there any other reason or is that it? Good detective skills, Columbo.

It's like a child trying to add 2 and 2 and coming up with 5.

When people think of religiously paranoid dilusional wackos they think of dudes like you.

I personally think guys that think like you are probably gonna be your own self fulfilling prophecy.

 

[VanillaLando]

I love this statement for one reason: You're willing to admit that the writers of scripture could be wrong, thinking that the Anti-Christ is middle eastern but he's really half black half white, but they're totally correct about all the crazy end of the world stuff.

That's ridiculous.

Not wrong, just 'blurry.'

 

[The Senator]

And you are only open to the positive things said of him because you don't want to feel foolish for investing time and money in him. Your support of Barrack is not a credit to him but more a testimonial to your love affair with yourself.

I actually opposed him for the longest time, and I still don't support many of his policies. I considered Obama to be the weakest Democrat running for the presidency, next to Kucinich and Gravel (though they don't really count). But, because I agree with his policies more than McCain's, I support him in the election.

And AGAIN, FOR THE THIRD DAMN TIME, I DIDN'T SAY HE WAS MID-EASTERN BUT SIMPLY MISCONSTREWED AS SUCH FROM A DISTANCE OF 2500 YEARS!!!

Misconstrued? Could you elaborate? How could a man with no ties to the Middle East be a secret Muslim terrorist plotting to overthrow mankind?

Could you also please include the email you received from Bucktooth B. Redneck? So, uh, we can have a good laugh

 

[The Senator]

Impossible. No one the magnitude of an anti-christ can rise undetected.

Then... you admit Christianity lied to you? Because I could swear that, in one of the few doom and gloom sermons I ever attended in my life, the pastor said that the anti-Christ would rise without anyone ever suspecting he or she as the culprit. And that once the anti-Christ revealed himself, it would be too late...

 

[jaguarr]

Jesus doesn't ****in' cuss!

jag

 

[ampersand]

Then... you admit Christianity lied to you? Because I could swear that, in one of the few doom and gloom sermons I ever attended in my life, the pastor said that the anti-Christ would rise without anyone ever suspecting he or she as the culprit. And that once the anti-Christ revealed himself, it would be too late...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't one of the other ideas behind the Anti-Christ that we would all love him and follow his word or something? Like he'd be very visible and prominent, but no one would ever think or know that he was the Anti-Christ?

 

[JStorm]

I couldn't take it anymore.

 

[VanillaLando]

Well think about how stupid you sound for just one second.

You think Obama is the anti-christ because - You think the anti-christ will come from the middle east.

Obama has a middle eastern sounding name in Hussein. Hussein is an arabic name. It's fairly popular.

Obama's father was Muslim. Obama's father wasn't even very religious. He was pretty much a non-practicing Muslim.

Um...

Was there any other reason or is that it? Good detective skills, Columbo.

It's like a child trying to add 2 and 2 and coming up with 5.

When people think of religiously paranoid dilusional wackos they think of dudes like you.

I personally think guys that think like you are probably gonna be your own self fulfilling prophecy.

I suppose you suspect all 3000 year old prophecies to come right out and say:

- The Apocalypse will happen in 2012
- The anti-christ will be a half white/half black American named Barrack
Husen Obama
- The FOUR divisions of the military will all be in full force in the middle
east(oh yeah, the four horsemen = army, navy, air force, marines)
- Massive natural disasters will begin in late 2012.

 

[JStorm]

Jesus called - He said get off the throne, He was just in the bathroom.

 

[The Senator]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't one of the other ideas behind the Anti-Christ that we would all love him and follow his word or something? Like he'd be very visible and prominent, but no one would ever think or know that he was the Anti-Christ?

Still... not everyone loves him... so that means whatshisface's theory is still wrong...

 

[jaguarr]

Jesus called - He said get off the throne, He was just in the bathroom.

So...Jesus was on his OTHER throne?

jag