Are the Two Witnesses already preaching?

[Corey]

Well, I didn't even see the word Anti-Christ mentioned there so what conclusion are you drawing?

...Where in the bible do you feel the anti-christ is mentioned? What verses? Who do you think Jesus was talking about in Matthew 24? I'm not trying to be a jerk, but still...

 

[C.F. Kane]

My God...they're already here!

Spoiler

Dunt dunt daaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Fun bit of trivia: Apparently Jim Henson based Statler and Waldorf on two professors at the University of Maryland (his alma mater) who told him he was never going to get anywhere in life.

 

[The Battousai]

...Where in the bible do you feel the anti-christ is mentioned? What verses? Who do you think Jesus was talking about in Matthew 24? I'm not trying to be a jerk, but still...

Isn't the book a matter of interpretation?

Then again, I don't take much stock in it myself


EDIT: watch out - my post count has 3 6's in it

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Wow so if Obama's the anti christ what does that make Hillary?

santa clause, the easter bunny, the god damn batman

 

[Joker]

santa clause, the easter bunny, the god damn batman

Hillary isnt even fit to have the God Damn Batman sex her up amidst the corpes of thugs

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Hillary isnt even fit to have the God Damn Batman sex her up amidst the corpes of thugs

damn right


and sam neil is the anti-christ, i have seen a video to prove it, what the thread starter can use made up evidence and i can't

 

[Joker]

damn right


and sam neil is the anti-christ, i have seen a video to prove it, what the thread starter can use made up evidence and i can't

I saw that documentary Sam Neil was in that proved he was the anti-christ. He can command dogs and stuff to kill people...totally the anti-christ

 

[Captain_BluTac]

It also speaks of unicorns.
"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."
Isaiah 34:7

Could we be riding unicorns right now?

As much as I agree with you, unicorns aren't the best example as there is reference in the bible to their extinction in the great flood, so even if it was true we wouldn't be riding around on them.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

This is disgusting.

His ties to "muslim?" First of all, that's not the name of the faith. You've just proved yourself as an ignoramus.

Second, if the anti-Christ is supposed to be of Middle Eastern decent, then doesn't that mean he isn't the anti-Christ? Considering his father was from Africa and his mother was white?

Totally false. And ignorant. And simply-- pathetic.

Best post in this entire thread.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Whatever dude, I meant to outright say he was a muslim but changed my mind.

You obviously are close-minded. I clearly stated that Barrack Obama could have been mistaken for middle eastern from someone forseeing him from 2500 years away!

Okay fool let's make this clear, I'll will even use the Christian mythology to explain it to you.

All prophecies in the Bible were written by prophets, prophets channel God, God is infallible as such he would not mistake a mixed race Christian for a middle eastern Muslim, so essentially you are a complete idiot and blasphemous to boot.

 

[Matchbox]

Okay fool let's make this clear, I'll will even use the Christian mythology to explain it to you.

All prophecies in the Bible were written by prophets, prophets channel God, God is infallible as such he would not mistake a mixed race Christian for a middle eastern Muslim, so essentially you are a complete idiot and blasphemous to boot.

You don't even have to go that far. Nowhere in the bible does it say that the anti-christ will be middle eastern. It says absolutely nothing of what he will look like, except that he will look exactly like Jesus. I don't understand where he is basing any of this. None of this is biblical, and he is giving Christianity a bad name.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You don't even have to go that far. Nowhere in the bible does it say that the anti-christ will be middle eastern. It says absolutely nothing of what he will look like, except that he will look exactly like Jesus. I don't understand where he is basing any of this. None of this is biblical, and he is giving Christianity a bad name.

Well if the anti Christ will look exactly like Jesus, the anti Christ would have to be middle eastern because despite all modern depictions Jesus was middle Eastern.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

personally, I don't think we'll know who the Anti-Christ is until he proclaims himself as Christ incarnate

David Blaine!

 

[Matchbox]

You don't even have to go that far. Nowhere in the bible does it say that the anti-christ will be middle eastern. It says absolutely nothing of what he will look like, except that he will look exactly like Jesus. I don't understand where he is basing any of this. None of this is biblical, and he is giving Christianity a bad name.

I didn't post this, Corey, my brother did. He was accidentally logged into my account when he posted. I do agree with him, though.

 

[rodhulk]

You don't even have to go that far. Nowhere in the bible does it say that the anti-christ will be middle eastern. It says absolutely nothing of what he will look like, except that he will look exactly like Jesus. I don't understand where he is basing any of this. None of this is biblical, and he is giving Christianity a bad name.

Where does the Bible say he will look exactly like Jesus?

 

[SuperFerret]

I think one obvious reason why Obama can't be the Anti-Christ that's been overlooked is that the Anti-Christ is told to rise to power. Obama has yet to even become the Democratic presidential candidate, so what happens if he loses? Will he still rise to power? Or is the end averted?

 

[Warhammer]

Umm...guys? This thread...

 

[Joker]

Umm...guys? This thread...

I dont care what anyone says, this is still my favorite meme ever.

 

[SFII]

i'm so hungry i could eat Admiral Ackbar. deep-fried, and dipped in some marinara sauce.

 

[Arc-Light]

Could flying horse scorpions with long hair already be stinging people right now?

Can we purchase said monster, because i have a annoying neighbors dog who craps in my yard.

 

[lemmasaurus]

Surprised that this thread wasn't rodhulk, too.

What a load of bull.

 

[rodhulk]

Surprised that this thread wasn't rodhulk, too.

What a load of bull.

What's bull about it?

 

[Badger]

Badger 56:4 - Thou shall not believeth in the words or actions of any person that chooseth 'Vanilla' to be part of their username.

 

[VanillaLando]

The end is near...

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You're right, pretty soon this thread will be closed.