Arm a Hypester for the apocalypse!

[E-Man]

We all know the apocalypse is coming soon. I have just been informed that they are doing the Snugarena, so it's time to get armed and ready! We'll all need cool weapons, so what do you think other hypsters should use to fight the zombies/demons/possessed villagers/Bill Cosby throwing napalm pudding pops/etc? Here's my list:

The Original Bamfer-double chainsaws!
Kane52630-A Reed Richards style computer that records the whole thing and makes tea
ComicChick-double golden pistols
Bruce Banner-A book that pisses him off so he can Hulk out and own some baddies!t:
SuperFerret-a gun that shoots angry ferrets at foes
Aesop Rocks-his body so that he can be used as bait for the rest of us to get away
JP-a big ass sword to smite all the people
Manic-a shotgun that blows people off his lawn
NotaHenchWench-A Chicago Typewriter
Colossal Spoons-steroids so that he can rip people's manhood
JustABill-a bat to play Angry Southern derby with
The GeekVault-Robocop himself
Harls-15 knives to stab people with
Bizarro Aids-sexual harassment...panda
Indrid Cold-some kind of lightning machine made in an evil lab somewhere

 

[Bruce Banner]

Marx-the constitution rolled up in a cylinder case to preserve history but to beat the crap out of the enemy at the same time.

Ash J. Williams- a 12 gauge Remington Double Barrel "boomstick"

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Sir, you make me quite proud to call you friend. I shall beat the **** out of the apocalypse, while sprinkling fairy dust with each hit.

Teehee. I made a gay joke.

 

[Hound55]

E-Man is protected by the assembled Ho-train which encircles him, protecting him from zombie harm...

 

[BizarroAids]

Bizarro Aids-sexual harassment...panda

That crazy b**** was drunk as s***.

 

[Hotwire]

I call the AA-12!!!!! With dual-weilding, infinite ammo drums!


Sorry. Saw The Expendables last night and, well, I love this gun!

 

[Harls]

Harls-15 knives to stab people with

Love it!

Hmm, I don't know of another huge Harley fan (Henchy has already been given her weapons) but someone's could be a giant, oversized mallet of doom.

 

[E-Man]

E-Man is protected by the assembled Ho-train which encircles him, protecting him from zombie harm...

My pimping shall go underground during the apocalypse. Instead of singing songs about prostitutes to children in school cafeteria I'll be singing freedom songs involving prostitutes to children in an underground bunker.

 

[Alchemyst]

Love it!

Hmm, I don't know of another huge Harley fan (Henchy has already been given her weapons) but someone's could be a giant, oversized mallet of doom.

I was thinking the same thing for Harls, more along the lines of a wide array of throwing knives

 

[mrvlknight21]

I call the AA-12!!!!! With dual-weilding, infinite ammo drums!


Sorry. Saw The Expendables last night and, well, I love this gun!

Good call.

 

[Kane52630]

Harls- Giant oversized mallet of doom

BizarroAids- Vibranium Cap Shield

Colossal Spoons- Infinity Gauntlet

The Original Bamfer- Fencing Foil

ComicChick- Lasso of Truth

E-man- Eye of Agamotto

twylight- Witchblade

Superferret- Mjolnir

Aesop Rocks- Homemade Tacos

Spider-fan- Webshooters

JustABill- Daredevil's Billy Club

Manic- Green Power Ring

Marx- The Helm of Nabu

Lunar Wolf- Hellboy's Good Samaritan

Parker Wayne- Batarangs

PWN3R- Blade's Double-Edged Sword

 

[E-Man]

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sweet bump!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

All the administrators and mods: A robot warrior to pilot.

Everyone else: Iron Man armor

 

[The Apocalypse]

I call Jack Bauer.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Fantastic bump! I'm disappointed I didn't see this last year... I love E-Man's weapon choice for me. I would go to town with that ****. And I also appreciate Kane's Superhero tie-ins. I would fence the hell out of baddies in a style no one's ever seen.

 

[PWN3R]

Two words: *****. Sword.

Everyone gets one. Zombies don't have a chance.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Harls-15 knives to stab people with

Fiver says she'll kill all the British zombies first.

 

[E-Man]

Fiver says she'll kill all the British zombies first.

And while it happened I'd be like, "Awwwwwww. Look at how cute she is when she's stabbing those Brits. That's our Harls. *cue 80's cartoon laughter*"

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I think Harls would actually befriend zombies... you know, they're quiet and easily trained... she'd just have to kill off the British zombies first, yeah.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

And while it happened I'd be like, "Awwwwwww. Look at how cute she is when she's stabbing those Brits. That's our Harls. *cue 80's cartoon laughter*"

Thats gotta be the Skeletor laugh, he has the best laugh ever.


Well, him and Krang from TMNT, when he laughed the miserable ******.

 

[Shemtov]

JP- Gunblade
C.f. Kane- BFG 9000
Wiegiabo- Malachite's Hand
Spoons- Mjolnir
Pickles- =Recordings of Tommy Wiseau's greatest lines. The zombiez will run in disgust.

 

[Manic]

Manic-a shotgun that blows people off his lawn

Manic- Green Power Ring

 

[E-Man]

^Ha! It looks like Manic threw down the shotgun and got a new weapon.

 

[Manic]

I'll use the power ring to create a shot gun.

 

[enterthemadness]

No one gave me anything, I give myself a weapon then.

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Inhale scream. The kind that sounds like a hawk or eagle. That loud one...the guy from Deftones does it in live version of Diamond eyes..and that girl from Flyleaf I think does it at times in I'm so sick. The screaming would be a warning sign to alert peeps of zombies nearby and to stun the zombies.