Ask A Question Above, Get The Answer Below VI - Part 4

Oh, yeah bby! Donuts: I want one with strawberry filing, one with bourbon and crispy bacon (I they dont have this one then a sugar glaze one with prosciutto, cream cheese and arugula or just ham and cheese) and one covered with chocolate. Please. And a diet Coke. Please.

So, we have a lot of time... Are you interested in learning some new skills? Maybe a new hobby? Some DIY project?
 
DIY??!! Woman, I have bolted and screwed and sawed and glued and cleaned and sanitized every square inch of this place, the only thing I want right now is a nap!

When was the last time you made a sandwich?
 
Last night. I made bread yesterday! It was A-funking-mazing :) some carrot mayo, ham, cheese, tomato and baked eggplant nom nom nom

Which superVILLAIN would you be?
 
Zebediah Killgrave aka the Purple Man, I would love to make people do what I want so they all stop being so fecking dumb.

What sidekick would you be to aid me in my villainy?
 
One of Hienas from the Lion King. Their silly laugh is on point!

Do you think that movies like "The Joker" (Joaquin Phoenix's once) are taking all the magic away?
 
In some cases these types of movies do tarnish the mystery and coolness of a character, for example-- Darth Vader was awesome and scary and then we see the little kid he used to be and that's gone. In the case of Joker, DC comics readers know there's no one Joker, it's more of an avatar of Chaos and something Gotham spawns on it's own. Each Joker is unique and has it's own thing, Joaquin's Joker was perfect for his story, but I don't think that one would fit into the Batman Universe of action packed nonsense, he doesn't have the manic insanity required.

What is the best experience you've had in a cafe?
 
I used to buy my coffee, every morning, at the same Starbucks, and after a while all the team knew my name and order. Some of them would give me a coupon for a free coffee... That was good!

Once I thought that a cute barista was hitting on me... Until I got his Instagram account and I discovered that he was just being nice. He was gay.

What's your signature dish?
 
Hmm, I make a lot of things on the regular but I think my personal favorite and the one I get the most compliments on would be my extra thick Spaghetti & Meatballs that packs a nice spicy kick and is served with cheesy garlic Texas toast. I generally pair it with a Viticcio Chianti Classico. And if there's room for dessert... New York style cheesecake with a mix of huckleberries and strawberries.

How do you like your fish prepared?
 
Fried and with chips, with some tartar sauce. Please. And don't forget the beer. Please.

How do you like your coffee?
 
If I brew it myself I use 2 1/2 scoops of French Roast from Black Pearl Coffee Co. Then add 1 part Hazelnut creamer and 1 part French Vanilla creamer, and a small pinch of Stevia sugar substitute. If I'm feeling in the right mood I'll use Southern Butter Pecan Creamer instead.

Who in your opinion is the best all-female Band?
 
There's only ONE correct answer and that is: the Spice Girls.

Which meme represents you right now?
 
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Guess the next big disaster, Nostradamus.
 
Earthquake. Haven't had a big one in a long time it seems.

Why do people hoard TP?
 
Because they do not yet know of the joys of the Bidet, give them time and they will discover it's joyous cleanliness.

OK so I didn't panic buy anything, I was calm and clear minded as were all the people in my circle, I don't know of anyone I interact with that panicked on that level... who are these simple easily frightened sheep?
 
I don't know them! I star the heck away from them. As much as possible. Fear is contagious!!!

Have you ever tried any drug? Illegal ones, that is
 
Yeah, in college I experimented with a lot of things. GBH, MDA, disco biscuits, & кокаин.

What did you experiment with in college?
 
Un college? Nothing. After college, some marihua but only a few times (2-3 times a year).

Do you watch RuPaul queens' shows on YouTube?
 
No, it's not my thing.

Have you ever had a landlord who wouldn't leave you alone?
 
I don't think I personally have ever had a landlord in the technical sense, either I lived in my parents house or I've had my own house.

What do you throw out that most people probably don't?
 
Mementos, letters from my old friends (people I'm not longer friends with), anything that I've "taken" with me from my last job because you know that things have -good or bad- vibes and you don't want that sh!t with you (no matter how pricey those scissors may be).

Do you believe in all that good/bad vibration?
 
Very much so, if you're sending out positivity then it comes back to you without fail, same with the negative. And some things/people/places just have a vibe to them, hence the phrase "I've got a bad feeling about this."

What's your preferred weapon & vehicle for the Zombie Apocalypse?
 
A Katana and a bike. Also a machine gun and a SUV.

Do you enjoy magic tricks?
 
I do enjoy Magic tricks, what I don't care for is dime store illusions and sleight of hand nonsense.

What is the last contest, lottery or sweepstakes that you entered?
 
I just entered mrparka's (genre film reviewer on YouTube) contest to win a Blu-ray copy of Slaughterhouse Slumber Party.

How often do you go for a walk?
 
Now? I don't! Well, I walk only when I have to go for groceries. Once a week, maybe... And it's only a few blocks away.

Are you in a journey of self discovery?
 

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