Ask A Question Above, Get The Answer Below VI - Part 4

Oh, I think that was my sister! Tried to scary her a few weeks ago. She never noticed it.

If you were to buy a big ask piece of painting for your home, what would you choose?
 
My taste in art is horrible, knowing me I'd pick some giant mural of naked transwomen or something similar, I'd have to get my brother to pick out a selection of quality paintings if I was interested in investing a substantial amount of money.

When you get burned out at your job completely what would you be interested doing next?
 
Take care of my family 24/7 and maybe becoming the ultimate grandma.

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Your future self comes from the future and gives you a huge piece of advice, what does he say?
 
Before he says anything I clock him for wasting time travel on the wrong thing, "Daffy bugger yer supposed to go back and stop me from doing the thing we shouldna done, idiot!"

Has a child ever asked you a question you found difficult to answer?
 
There's this little girl who lives with her grandparents at the end of the hall. About two years ago, I was waiting for the lift and so were she and her grandpa (a very serious looking guy) and suddenly she says "hello" to me and next thing I know she asks me "do you have kids?" (No, i don't) "but do you want to have kids? How many do you want? / oh, he's my real grandpa" - it was like a mini me on steroids. I had no idea what to say to that!

Do you allow yourself to learn from your mistakes?
 
Probably not the first time because I'm stubborn and hate to admit when I'm wrong. Eventually I'll get the connections.

Is there anything your friends do that get you in trouble too?
 
No, not really. Most of them are pretty chill and cause no trouble.

If you were on a date site, how would you describe yourself?
 
I've tried those before and I never know what to say. I'll keep it simple, a middle-aged guy set in his ways, interested in the outdoors and evenings by the fireplace, a dog person and an 80s action movie nut. Goes without saying since I've always tried Trans dating sites what my preference is. Never had any success, have to go out there and do it yourself.

How many times a night do you wake up?
 
Smol people biggest problem is that they have smol bladders. So, it all depends on how much water I had during the day! But about two times and I fall back to sleep in seconds, once I'm out... I'm out.

Do you think that we all have A life purpose?
 
Well considering there's something like 8 billion people now and maybe 100 or so billion people have died since the dawn of time... that's a lot of different purposes, maybe all interconnected or just a mish-mash jumble of chaos. Two thoughts, 1- there is one purpose for everyone and we all fail, 2- we have different purposes but no one knows what that is and we fail. Conclusion, our purpose in this life is to fail, which I have done spectacularly... I win!

What was your last lewd thought? You naughty person you! :p
 
Listen, it's not my fault that the title of the video reads "hard and painful" followed by other suggestive wording! (It's about long relationships, just so you know).


Do you usually laugh out loud?
 
I'll usually do the snort of air without the laugh, then when something does strike me unusually funny I'll laugh way too loud and then say a little "oops, sorry"

Last book you read or are currently reading?
 
There's this book I've never paid too much attention to, it's in my old room back at my parents house. It was quite delightful, it is a collection of short stories, all related to clothing and theaters.

What do you usually think of when there's no music playing?
 
I'll go over past mistakes and try to reverse engineer them to see what the best course of action would have been, in case someone eventually invents time travel within my lifetime. Either that or wildly improbable scenarios where I take over the world or something, also just in case.

What was the last 18+ Adult film you watched and was it alone or with someone?
 
That would be, technically, "Fifty Shades Freed" (as in the 3rd 50 shades of Grey's movie), it's: MPAA Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, and language.

Luckily, I was alone. Imagine sharing that level of cringe-ness with someone you actually like. They would have left me right there!

Do you sing in the shower or... do you perform?

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I can't really sing, I don't have the voice for it and my memory for lyrics is trash. Perform... mmaybe.

When you cook for yourself do you go all out and cook the dish with love or do you just throw it on the heat and be done with it?
 
It depends on my mood, really! I can either spend a few hours making tomato sauce, soup, etc - or, I'll just eat whatever and face the consequences of being in a extra cranky mood afterwards.

If you could make a wish (the following are not valid: go back in time, death/life wishes, change people's mind), what would you ask for?
 
I wish for everyone I know online to have exceptionally good fortune and amazing health in these uncertain times.

Have you ever had awesome news but you were afraid to tell anyone so you wouldn't jinx it?
 
Yes, March 2020: when I got this new job - some of my friends heard about it quite a few months later.

I wish for everyone I know online to have exceptionally good fortune and amazing health in these uncertain times

Who are you? This user would have never let a chance like this pass him by.
 
I don't have any calendars (or clocks, for that matter). I've been meaning to buy one of those big calendars but I'm always in a rush or don't have any cash with me.

Which is the cheesiest pick up line that you know and, maybe, ever told someone?
 
I used to have these flower stickers I got from my Grandma, she was a member of the National Audubon Society so she always had stickers and calendars and other knick knacks of animals and flowers & trees, so I would go up to a potential romantic interest and give them a yellow rose sticker and say "Here, have a rose, they're free." You wouldn't believe how often that got me a number or a verified date!
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You're going on a road trip, what are some songs that would be on your playlist?
 
My Own Summer (Shove It) by Deftones, Empty Pages by Traffic, When I Was Young by Eric Burdon and The Animals, Positive Contact by Deltron 3030, and Vox Diaboli by Kekal.

What are you doing to get your mind off of the current state of the world?
 
I don't watch the news or read the newspapers, nothing. And I stay away from the related threads! I just try to avoid it all.

I choose what to watch and I'd rather listen to my music.


What do you miss?
 
The thing I miss the most is when we weren't afraid of EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE WORLD!

What's the first website you go to for Entertainment?
 

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