Ask a stupid question

[Dew k. Mosi]

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

HAHA!

 

[Abaddon]

LMAO. She was probably just trying to make conversation.

 

[Halcohol]

LMAO. She was probably just trying to make conversation.

Well then. That'll teach her, won't it?

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

haha that's nothing. I've heard lots stupider things than that at stores. A friend of mine used to work at a pizza store and this is no joke the type of questions he would receive on a daily basis:
"Q: So the soda is free?
A: Yes.
Q:...How much is it without the soda?"
You know, the type of questions they ask in Clerks. So this really doesn't surprise me that much.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

LMAO!!That's too funny.

 

[nosebleed.]

Hey c'mon, who doesn't get down on some bacon flavored doggie treats every now and then?

 

[Sam Fisher]

I was at Walmart one time and some old fart was complaining that she brought a promo disc for Shrek 2 that she thought was the actual movie because it said "See Shrel 2 before it hits theatres,".

 

[tzarinna]

*chuckles*

 

[Morg]

*laughs*

 

[DarthRekal]

*giggles*

 

[JP]

Hahahaha.

What's worse is when you tell someone something and then they ask the stupid question..

"Hey, I'm going to the store."
"You're going to the store?"

 

[Poetic Chaos]

this has gotta be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. happened to a friend of mine:

person: "so what hours do you work?"
friend: "12-10"
person: "o'clock?!"

 

[JP]

^lmao

 

[squeekness]

[Bill Engvall] Here's yer sign! [Bill Engvall]

 

[chaseter]

My mother asks a bunch of dumb questions...especially sports questions

"So what was the score?"
"It was 21 us and 17 them."
"So, did y'all win?"