Ask Rando

[Rando Aces]

well, Ms.Mosi said i could try so i might as well.
ask me your questions.

i'm listening.

 

[chaseter]

Is Rando Aces a porn name?

 

[Mee]

Why do we need another one of these threads?

 

[Rando Aces]

Is Rando Aces a porn name?

no it is not, it was created from a nickname my friend called me (rando instead of landon) and aces just sounds cool.

 

[Rando Aces]

Why do we need another one of these threads?

cause i like the idea of it and i think its fun.

 

[Mee]

What seperates yours from the 50 others?

 

[Rando Aces]

What seperates yours from the 50 others?

i dont know. if people want ask questions they can. i dont care. if it is an epic fail, then it is an epic fail. thanks for the criticism

 

[Carcharodon]

How do I get into research at my academic institution? I have no idea where to start.

 

[Rando Aces]

How do I get into research at my academic institution? I have no idea where to start.

well for starters i would be helpful if a knew a little more of what u meant.

 

[DOG LIPS]

If I walk down a lonely road with two hot chicks, am I still walking down a lonely road?

 

[Rando Aces]

If I walk down a lonely road with two hot chicks, am I still walking down a lonely road?

i would say that you would would no longer be on a lonely as soon as you stepped foot upon that gravelly or paved surface. just my opinion. very interesting question.

 

[Kelly]

How can anything exist at all?

 

[Rando Aces]

How can anything exist at all?

well i think this is a very broad question. things obviously exist because we can touch them and they have mass. but to be sure that we all really exist and arent just walt's nightmare, no one can be sure of. Except for maybe walt. you bring up a good question. that was my take on it.

 

[Duende Verde]

How has Heath Ledger's death changed you?

 

[Carcharodon]

well for starters i would be helpful if a knew a little more of what u meant.

Worst Help Thread EVER.

 

[Rando Aces]

How has Heath Ledger's death changed you?

it saddend me, and it kind of shocked me the way people are exploiting his sudden death. i read an article saying how entertainment tonight purchased a video of him doing drugs 2 years ago. they wouldnt have wanted it if he didnt just die. thats what i think.

 

[Rando Aces]

Worst Help Thread EVER.

question thread. not a help one. i could help if it related to the topics inmy expertise.

 

[Carcharodon]

question thread. not a help one. i could help if it related to the topics inmy expertise.

...which are...?

 

[Rando Aces]

...which are...?

batman, superman, general trivia, movies, television, books, video games.

i know alot of random trivia though. but that is another thread completly.

 

[Rando Aces]

Worst Help Thread EVER.

i can try and provide my general advice. say if u were in a problematic situation and needed help to decide what to do (not countring your case because i do not know what you are talking about.) i could maybe help there.


go ahead. i'm listening.

 

[Carcharodon]

i can try and provide my general advice. say if u were in a problematic situation and needed help to decide what to do (not countring your case because i do not know what you are talking about.) i could maybe help there.


go ahead. i'm listening.

You responded to my post twice?

Weird.

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

Yesterday I was *********ing at work by holding my junk against a piece of heavy machinery. I sort of lost my concentration, and part of my scrotum got caught on one of the high-speed belts. Anyways, I got thrown about three feet, got up and pretended that nothing had happened. It wasn't until five minutes later that I felt this sharp pain. Long story short, I had completely ripped open my nutsack.

Still in shock, I grabbed the nearest stapler and proceeded to close my wound. Today it's swollen to about three times the normal size, there's some obnoxious-colored fluid draining out slowly and I have to change my cotton gauze every 3 hours or so.

What do I do?

 

[Norman Osborn]

You responded to my post twice?

Weird.

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

Yesterday I was *********ing at work by holding my junk against a piece of heavy machinery. I sort of lost my concentration, and part of my scrotum got caught on one of the high-speed belts. Anyways, I got thrown about three feet, got up and pretended that nothing had happened. It wasn't until five minutes later that I felt this sharp pain. Long story short, I had completely ripped open my nutsack.

Still in shock, I grabbed the nearest stapler and proceeded to close my wound. Today it's swollen to about three times the normal size, there's some obnoxious-colored fluid draining out slowly and I have to change my cotton gauze every 3 hours or so.

What do I do?

What size staples?

 

[Carcharodon]

What size staples?

9/16".

 

[Norman Osborn]

9/16".

Infomercial, Saturday Morning...3 AM....NEXT!!!.....

 

[Rando Aces]

9/16".

well i assume u have visited the hospital, would i be correct?