Asteroid headed for earth 2029/2036

[Eros]

Bruce willis will save us, he will save all of us!?

 

[Hades]

We're all screwed

 

[huskerwebhead]

Pfftt

I'd grab myself a PS3.

pfft. PS3??? By 2029 you could probably buy one for $10. I'll be looting PS9 with the direct cerebral connection.

 

[Fran]

There is one man who can save us all...

In a time of doubt and fear, he will save the world from this catastrophe...

I give you...

ASTEROID-MAN!!!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

LOL!
2029 is the same year that Children of Men takes place in.
So I guess it's either we stop having kids or get killed by a giant meteor.
YAY!

2029...why that's the same time of Ghost in the Shell.

No more children
We all have hackable cyborg bodies
and we'll be killed by a giant meteor
YAY!

 

[Hades]

We should all go on a quest to summon Holy.

 

[enterthemadness]

There is one man who can save us all...

In a time of doubt and fear, he will save the world from this catastrophe...

I give you...

ASTEROID-MAN!!!

Damn, beat me to it.

 

[Fran]

That is the last time I will rag on him.........

 

[gap5ewl]

does anyone take this seriously? lol

 

[Warhammer]

God will point out his finger and push the asteroid back.

 

[Warhammer]

2029...why that's the same time of Ghost in the Shell.

No more children
We all have hackable cyborg bodies
and we'll be killed by a giant meteor
YAY!

It's also where the damn Terminators came from.
Damn, 2029 (In fiction) is a damn terrible year.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Oh My Gosh..2029..yeah I'd bet a lot of money that by that time WW3 would have been ended and 3/4 of us dead.

 

[Avalanche]

I wish an asteroid would hurry up and threaten to hit us. Something exciting to talk about for a change.

 

[Avalanche]

Oh My Gosh..2029..yeah I'd bet a lot of money that by that time WW3 would have been ended and 3/4 of us dead.

There'll never be a WWIII.

 

[Eros]

Chuck Norris already has anti asteroid protocols in his base. All he has to do is freeze himself, and awaken in 2029 to save us, all of us.

 

[Warhammer]

Chuck Norris already has anti asteroid protocols in his base. All he has to do is freeze himself, and awaken in 2029 to save us, all of us.

He wakes in 2029, then just looks at the asteroid.
The asteroid, then turns around, because it doesn't want none of Chuck.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

There is one man who can save us all...

In a time of doubt and fear, he will save the world from this catastrophe...

I give you...

ASTEROID-MAN!!!

Shhh! NASA told me not to let people know so I don't get assassinated

 

[Spider-Bite]

There'll never be a WWIII.

your naive if you believe that. It will happen in the next 20 years. Bush has only increased the chances of it happening, by sending us to Iraq.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Ah..i heard of this asteroid theory.Asteroids have hit the earth before,we are actually overdue for an impact.Its been said that we should start now,so if it does come into earth`s orbit..we could use some kind of defence to blow it up.But..i do not see that happening,what is amusing is that people laugh now..but will be serious then...but it may be too late.

 

[muertevilla]

oh man that would be great. ultimate destruction. i hope i'm still alive when that happens and hope i live long enough to see everything turn to crap.

 

[CAH]

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
bull-**** three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks here in this, hopeless ****ing, hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time.
Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a bull-**** three ring circus sideshow of
freaks here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time.
Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****s.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
stupid ****, silly ****, stupid ****...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

(Learn to swim.)
**** L Ron Hubbard and **** all his clones.
**** all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
(Learn to swim.)
**** retro anything. **** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and **** your short memory.
(Learn to swim.)
**** smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
(Learn to swim.)
Cuz I'm praying for rain
and I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it come down.
Suck it down. Suck it down.
Flush it down.

Good, so I'm not the only Tool fan on this site.

God that is such a great song.

CAH

 

[CAH]

As for the whole asteroid bit...let it come!

Not saying that I want to die or anything, but come on! Let's see what it can do...

...yes I know how stupid that was...

CAH

 

[Warhammer]

I guess on a serious note, the world will unite to stop an asteroid.
After that, world peace may be possible, for a bit.

 

[Darkdd]

Caracas, Venezuela, all would be in line for near-direct hits and complete destruction

THis thing better not hit.

 

[Mr. Credible]

we're screwed... bruce willis will be like, 100 by then. who'll be left to push the button and save earth at the last second?