Bad Xperiences while Watch X-men the Las Stand Thread

[Sasquatch]

Well watch it next time. please.

I was wearing a cat and feeling quite sheepish. Then this monk came by and I punched him in the mouth.

 

[Sasquatch]

When I saw it the 2nd time, when Wolverine was telling the kids "We stand together, X-Men!" a little kid in front of me yelled "WHAT DOES THE X STAND FOR?!?!"

That little bastard.

 

[danoyse]

After the movie, I saw him leaving with his parents telling him this is why they don't take him to the movies more often.

 

[Sasquatch]

LOL! That's classic.

 

[antariksh]

After the movie, I saw him leaving with his parents telling him this is why they don't take him to the movies more often.

LMAO

 

[Rac]

Anyways I felt something wet on my ass and when I looked down it was vomit Thats just fvvcked it up for me.

See now? The movie was so bad that someone puked.

 

[Bastila]

Ermm first time i had this annoying kid who kept going everytime Phoenix or Jean was on screen was ''she died in the second film'' everytime. And he kept asking where Prof X had gone, he died idoit lol. And plus the film like stopped as soon as the danger room started could hear it but not see it, so i saw the started twice lol.

 

[bruja_escarlata]

THere was a guy behind me who was asking all the time: So, Cyclops is dead, is he really? he won´t be appearing in the rest of the film? is he really dead?

At the end he told his friends: I can´t believe he was dead, this was worst than when I saw Scream and was sure Drew would survive....

 

[Vasilios]

At X3, some kid behind me kept kicking my chair, so I pretty much almost punched his face.

Oh also, during a movie (i dont remember which one) I was fooling around with someone at the theater (actually, it went beyond fooling around) and we almost got caught. I think some old man was watching us the whole time though....eww

 

[Carp Man]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I am so sorry but when I read all the post... my god so funny... I like the vommit part... god it was hilarious
ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

But okay mine is not as good as yours...
When I went to X3 everyone sat in the wrong seat...
Everyone had to move like 6 times... Thank god the movie didn't start yet...
And I always have tall ones sit before me... hahaha thank god I am not short

Well you have to go to the more expensive theater where they have graduated seating. Never had a bad experience at a movie. Does picking your nose and flinging it at someone count ?

 

[Carp Man]

Anyways I felt something wet on my ass and when I looked down it was vomit

Why I always look before I sit. But ROFLMAO.

 

[ico]

When I went to see X3 the first time, this guy and girl behind us were totally going at it. Honest to god, they musta went way past just kissing, they were groaning and moaning and.. well, you get the picture.
Also, these kids kept on talking and chatting to eachother and laughing and the girl who worked there told them a couple of times to be quiet and let everybody else enjoy the movie, but they carried on and eventually this guy from a couple of rows ahead of them got up, walked over, leaned right over them and went "If you two brats don't keep the f***in' noise down, I'll throw the pair of you out myself. Understand?! Do you f***in' understand?!" to which the kids nodded (terrified, obv) and didn't say a word for the rest of the movie.
Also, a phone went off and rang for like, 2 minutes straight. Plus it was one of those stupid comical rings with a stupid dance beat or summat.

 

[hammerhedd11]

This wasn't really a bad thing, it was kinda funny actually. When the part after the credits ended this one guy yelled out- "What the HELL was that! That just made me more confused!"

 

[spidey-dude]

when i saw batman begins some kids kept using laser pens to dobhindis on peoples foreheads, no-one could tell who it was and me and my mates almost got kicked out, being young we were prime targets, and then eventually some skin head stood up and yelled "if you dont stop making people look like pakis im gonna come down there and shove that laser up your jappseye"

 

[Rac]

when i saw batman begins some kids kept using laser pens to dobhindis on peoples foreheads, no-one could tell who it was and me and my mates almost got kicked out, being young we were prime targets, and then eventually some skin head stood up and yelled "if you dont stop making people look like pakis im gonna come down there and shove that laser up your jappseye"

Reminds me of one Seinfeld episode.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I was wearing a cat and feeling quite sheepish. Then this monk came by and I punched him in the mouth.

Cool up:

 

[Matt.S99]

the first time i seen it there was a black out half way through the movie

plus the movie sux

 

[Sasquatch]

Well said, batboy99. Well said indeed.