Badass One Liners

"That is the last time you will ever refer to my mother's t***ies."
 
from Ed Edd & Eddy

Johnny: Scratch This!
 
True Grit:

Ned Pepper: What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?

Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?

Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a *****.
 
I just happened to watch on youtube some of David Caruso's one liners in CSI Miami....so i'm not a fan at all of this kind of show but seeing these made me laugh soooo hard that I almost cried :lmao:

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So cheesy and almost ridiculous sometime...I've never watched an entire episode but I wonder if it's as cheesy as this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeeyWvo1rNg in the context of the episodes....





I love when jim carrey impersonates this on letterman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI
 
I have to say the best one liner ever would have to be from Borat.

"Make my day, Jew!" LOL hahahahah so funny and awesome
 
"You killed him!"
"No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."
 
"They just realized they ****ed with the wrong Mexican"-Narrator from Machete trailer (Woot, Machete goes into production this month, seriously they are making a real movie, look it up)
 
Just re watched Apollo 13, great bad ass one liner from Ed Harris:
"We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option."
 
From Hot Fuzz:

Pegg: "You're a doctor, deal with it."
Frost: "Yeah, mother f**k*r."

Pegg: "What's the matter Danny, never taken a shortcut before?"

Priest: "Ohhhh... F**k off grasshopper" *whips out two pistols*

One of the most bad-ass films I've ever seen.
 
"HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!"

"Life's been good to me."

"I make art until someone dies. See? Hehehehe. I;m am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist."

I swear when you put Joker on film, every line that he says must be gold.
 
I don't know if its been said it this thread but.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

I'm a lead farmer mother*****er
 
“I’m gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don’t smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yourself.”
 
The Departed. Nice

Alec Baldwin was funny as hell.

"Who let this IRA mother****er in my bar? Hehehe. Just kidding, how's your mother?

"Oh, she's on her way out."

"We all are, act accordingly."
 
"God's going to sit this one out" Frank Castle (The Punisher 2004)
 
Some of these may of already been said but

Hail to the King Baby. (Bruce Campell Evil Dead Series)

"If you make a noise mr. 44 makes a noise. If you ask a question mr 44 answers it. If you ever try to ****ing run on us I got 6 little friends and they can all run faster than you can"
(George Clooney From Dusk till Dawn)

"Get off my Plane"
(Harrison Ford Air Force One)

"But I am going to ask you questions, and everytime you don't give me answers I'm going to cut something off and I promise you there will be things you will miss.
(The Bride, Kill Bill Volume 1)

"Man: You got Nothing, Nothing but your bloody knifes and your fancy karate gimmicks. We Have Guns

V: No what you have if bullets and the hope when your guns are empty I am no longer standing because if I am you will be dead before you even reloaded.

(Hugo Weaving V for Vendetta)
 
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