Badass One Liners

[Thundarr]

what are the best badass one liners in film?
my favorite is from the movie They Live

That's my favorite too.

 

[The Navigator]

Arjen Rudd: "Diplomatic immunity!"
Sgt. Murtaugh: *BLAM* "It's just been revoked."

 

[Jordacar]

Marv's last words in the electric chair:

Spoiler

"That the best you can do you pansies?"

Gets me every time

 

[Lucien]

Luke: "I don't believe it!"
Yoda: "That, is why you fail."

Palpatine:"So be it, Jedi."


Transformers: The Movie

Unicron: "I have summoned you here for a purpose."
Megatron: "Nobody summons Megatron."
Unicron: "Then it pleases me to be the first."

Starscream: "Megatron? Is that you?"
Galvatron: "Here's a hint!" [Galvatron transforms and disintegrates Starscream]

Galvatron: "First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It is a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction."

Optimus Prime: "One shall stand, one shall fall."
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
Optimus Prime: "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron."

 

[Chris Wallace]

"You'll hear from me again-you and the whole ****ing world!"
"No, we won't." (BLAM)

Ten To Midnight

 

[Doctor Jones]

"You wanna talk to God? Lets go see him together. I got nothing else better to do."

 

[Chris Wallace]

What's that one from?

 

[Doctor Jones]

Raiders of the Lost Ark.

 

[Jordacar]

Something a little more recent

"What's the best way to go about disarming one of these things?"

"The way you don't die, sir."

 

[Bunker]

I thought "If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die comfortable." was better than that.

 

[cerealkiller182]

agreed

 

[Jordacar]

Oh yeah, just watched Way of the Gun

"You know what I'm gonna tell God when I see him? I'm gonna tell him I was framed."

 

[Secret Fawful]

"Keep your lovin' brother happy." - Frank
"Looks like you need a new sheriff." - The Man With No Name
"Begin when the music ends...if you can." - El Indio
"I like Ike." - Indiana Jones
"I'm sorry. I meant drop dead, comrade." - Indiana Jones
"You wanna see God. Let's go see him together. I've got nothing better to do." - Indiana Jones
"Look at that! One ******* goes in; another one comes out!" - Tuco
"Blondie! You know WHAT YOU ARE! Just a dirty son of a WAAAAAHHHHH!!!" - Tuco
"Not if anything to say about it I have." - Yoda
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader
"You might've heard we ain't in the prisoner takin' business. We in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, business is a'boomin'." - Aldo the Apache
"I'm gonna give you something you can't take off." - Aldo the Apache
"Do I look like I'm not calm?" - Hugo Stiglitz
"Say Auf Weiterzane(sp?) to your Nazi balls." - Hugo Stiglitz
"That's a BINGO!" - Hans Landa
"How are you, you old smuggler!" - Lando Calrissian
"Then you're gonna love me." - Batman
"Would you like to know which of them were cowards?" - The Joker
"You look like you need to lighten up." - The Scarecrow
"Half." - Harvey Dent(TOPIC)
"Oh, what the hell. I'll laugh anyway! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - The Joker

 

[Kane52630]

Lt. Aldo Raine: I sure as hell, didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky mountains, cross five thousand miles of ocean, jump out of an air-o-plane, fight my way through half of Sicily, to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity! Nazi ain't got no humanity. That's why every soldier we find wearing a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die.

 

[phillyboy]

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"

 

[CrypticOne]

"I felt like destorying something beautiful."

-Edward Norton in Fight Club

 

[Darkness Falls]

lxg

Dorian Gray: I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally.

Dorian Gray: Bomb-voyage.


Dorian: ahh the bedroom mina... does it give you memories... or ideas
Mina: Ideas *stabs dorian in the crotch*

 

[DawnWarrior]

From Gladiator:
Maximus: Frost. Sometimes it makes the blade stick.

 

[Doctor Jones]

lxg

Dorian Gray: I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally.

Dorian Gray: Bomb-voyage.


Dorian: ahh the bedroom mina... does it give you memories... or ideas
Mina: Ideas *stabs dorian in the crotch*

Guilty pleasure.

 

[Jordacar]

M: What happened with Mr. Slate?
BOND: [having killed Slate twenty minutes earlier] I'm not dwelling on the past, I don't think you should either.

I don't know if that really counts as badass, but I think it really capture's Bond's attitude

 

[gwynplaine]

WEZ : "You can run but you can't hide !"

(The Road Warrior.)

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

the green brings out the...seriousness in your eyes
im going to BASH your FUNKING BRAINS OUT...BASH EM THE FUNK OUT

 

[Golgo-13]

Blade
Blade to Frost "Some mutha ****ers are always trying to ice skate up hill"

Death Wish 2
Bronson to thug "Do you believe in Jesus?"
Thug- "Yes. Yes i do"
Brosnon - "Well you're about to go meet him!"

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

beavis & butthead : hey, baby..you wanna like..go do stuff?

 

[a t o m]

"I come in peace!"
"And you'll leave in peaces, *******." - I Come In Peace



We can't even quote curse words? Lame.