Taw Jackson[after knocking a guy out to retrieve his gun]: It's mine alright. The bullets inside belong to him. You tell him he can come around and collect them....anytime.""
Barb: Why don't you go stick your tongue in a light socket? That'll give you a charge!
Barb: Darling, you can't rape a townie.
Barb: Did you know, now this is a fact, that there's a breed of turtle that has sex for three days straight? I;m serious! For three days it's just "ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump". I'm lucky if I can get three minutes! Do you know how I know this? I went to the zoo, and I watched them. It was so BORING. I didn't watch for the full three days though. I went over and watched the zebras . . . because they finish in thirty seconds!
Nash: So what's the phone number at the sorority house?
Barb: It's "******io 20880".
Ken: Nash, I don't think you could pick your nose without written instructions.
Barb: Why don't you go stick your tongue in a light socket? That'll give you a charge!
Barb: Darling, you can't rape a townie.
Barb: Did you know, now this is a fact, that there's a breed of turtle that has sex for three days straight? I;m serious! For three days it's just "ba-bump, ba-bump, ba-bump". I'm lucky if I can get three minutes! Do you know how I know this? I went to the zoo, and I watched them. It was so BORING. I didn't watch for the full three days though. I went over and watched the zebras . . . because they finish in thirty seconds!
Nash: So what's the phone number at the sorority house?
Barb: It's "******io 20880".
Ken: Nash, I don't think you could pick your nose without written instructions.
Indeed, I saw that movie early this year and I feel it's very underrated. The creep factor was very high especially when you hear the guy on the phone.
Indeed, I saw that movie early this year and I feel it's very underrated. The creep factor was very high especially when you hear the guy on the phone.
Definitely! John Carpenter's Halloween often gets credited for being the grand daddy of the modern Slasher Film. However, Black Christmas came first, was a huge inspiration to Mr. Carpenter, and is 1000000000000000000% better than that piece of s#!t remake that came out in 2006. (Although, to be fair, that was more the studio's fault than the writer and directors. It was the studio that demanded more blood and more jump scares, while the writers and directors wanted it to be more suspenseful like the original.)
Benicio Del Torro and Ryan Phillppe are talking outside of a club and one of them sits on a stranger's car, causing the alarm to go off. The girlfriend of the car's owner (Sarah Silverman) starts screaming and cursing them out, telling them to get off the car as a large group of their friends take notice. After ignoring the car horn and the threats being shouted from across the parking lot, Ryan suddenly turns around, points at Sarah and screams: "Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f***-start 'er head!" and then he calmly turns back and continues talking to Benicio.
The group then rushes over to them and Sarah continues screaming and cursing at Ryan (the things she says here are worthy of their own entry here). The boyfriend, slightly embarrassed by her outbursts says "She might have a big mouth, but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna f*** you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First move's yours."
Ryan shrugs, looks at Benicio, then punches Sarah Silverman in the face.
Benicio Del Torro and Ryan Phillppe are talking outside of a club and one of them sits on a stranger's car, causing the alarm to go off. The girlfriend of the car's owner (Sarah Silverman) starts screaming and cursing them out, telling them to get off the car as a large group of their friends take notice. After ignoring the car horn and the threats being shouted from across the parking lot, Ryan suddenly turns around, points at Sarah and screams: "Shut that c**t's mouth or I'll come over there and f***-start 'er head!" and then he calmly turns back and continues talking to Benicio.
The group then rushes over to them and Sarah continues screaming and cursing at Ryan (the things she says here are worthy of their own entry here). The boyfriend, slightly embarrassed by her outbursts says "She might have a big mouth, but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna f*** you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First move's yours."
Ryan shrugs, looks at Benicio, then punches Sarah Silverman in the face.
"You just shot him in the back!"
"His back was to me."
Lethal Weapon 3
Roger: I thought you quit smoking.
Martin: I need these to quit my dog biscuit habit. I've been chasing a lot more cars lately. And I keep falling off the couch whenever I lick my balls.
Jay: Don't you NEVER say an unkind word about the times! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole f**kin' lives lives around Morris Day and Gerome! I'm a SMOOTH pimp who LOVES the p***sy! And tubby here is my black man-servant!
(And speaking of Morris Day . . .)
The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane: Rock & Roll Detective
Don Cleveland: You've got to SHAVE before you leave the house in a dress like that! And I don't mean your legs.
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. But it was Bruce Lee from enter the dragon. "Boards don't hit back".
