Badass One Liners

[omid17]

-I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be.

Shawshank Redemption

 

[Vapor]

"Some mother******* are always trying to ice skate up hill"
- Blade

"To be or not to be? Not to be."
and
"No sequel for you"
- Jack Slater, Last Action hero

"He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."
- Eric Draven, The Crow

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people."
- Dwight, Sin City

"And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... entirely without incident."
"No. Not without incident."
- DuPont/Preston, Equilibrium

"Today my friend, you diary entry will read, 'Took a prozzie hostage and was shot by three armed bast***s'."
- Gene Hunt, Ashes to Ashes

 

[Jordacar]

"You really think you can steal from us and walk away?!"
"Yeah."

 

[BigSams50]

"You Motorboating son of a *****"

 

[sammall]

I've always loved

Hasta la vista baby

 

[FVD]

A couple of lines by Denis Leary in The Ref.

Gus: "From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."

[While impersonating Dr. Wong]
Rose: You're a "Wong"?
Gus: Well, my Mother was Irish.
Rose: And your Father?
Gus: Wasn't.

Gus: I swear to God, you hit that kid one more time and I will stick that pig's head, RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
Connie Chasseur: Gary, are you gonna let him talk to me like that?
Gary Chasseur: Well, he is a doctor.

 

[Darkness Falls]

anything tom cruise says in tropic thunder

 

[Jordacar]

a dickless monkey could do your job

 

[Maximus One]

Roland Taverner is a pimp, and Pimps do not commit suicide.

-Southland Tales

I dont care what people think about that movie but that is one of the best ending lines of a movie ever

 

[Kane52630]

Roland Taverner is a pimp, and Pimps do not commit suicide.

-Southland Tales

I dont care what people think about that movie but that is one of the best ending lines of a movie ever

i guess but that movie confused the s*** out of me

 

[nite-owl]

From Once Upon A Time In The West.

Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.

Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

''Say auf wiedersehen to your nazi balls.''

Hugo Stiglitz in Inglourious Basterds.

 

[Kane52630]

''Say auf wiedersehen to your nazi balls.''

Hugo Stiglitz in Inglourious Basterds.

t:

 

[dark_b]

badass or funny?

 

[MiniBond]

badass or funny?

both

 

[Jumpin' Jack]

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father now your going to die !

 

[MiniBond]

got one (Casino Royale)...

"Vodka Martini"

"Shaken or stirred ?"

"Do I look like I give a damn ...."
t:

 

[Armored Avenger]

"Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives, take them with you! But leave the limbs you have lost. They belong to me now."
- The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 1

 

[Doctor Jones]

"That's funny. Because I've also had my gun pointed at your testicles during this whole conversation."

 

[Darkness Falls]

Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves
Spidey: I have a knack for that

 

[gwynplaine]

"You really think you can steal from us and walk away?!"
"Yeah."

.

"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message."

 

[GEO]

"Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current affairs, but we just got our asses kicked, pal"

"F***ing A"

(Aliens)

 

[DACMAN]

A couple of lines by Denis Leary in The Ref.

Gus: "From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation."

[While impersonating Dr. Wong]
Rose: You're a "Wong"?
Gus: Well, my Mother was Irish.
Rose: And your Father?
Gus: Wasn't.

Gus: I swear to God, you hit that kid one more time and I will stick that pig's head, RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
Connie Chasseur: Gary, are you gonna let him talk to me like that?
Gary Chasseur: Well, he is a doctor.

Those aren't one liners. Alot of you guys are doing that. A one liner is, guess what, a one liner. Not 3 or 4 lines. It is a single person saying a line. Not two or three guys having a conversation.

And besides, some of you even have things that aren't bad ass at all. They're funny but how the heck are they "bad ass". Like...

Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves
Spidey: I have a knack for that

That is two lines and how the heck is that bad ass?

Harmonica: And Frank?
Snaky: Frank sent us.
Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.

Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago, they were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men.
Cheyenne: So?
Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.

And look at all this setup! ONE LINERS PEOPLE! Not seven liners!

-I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be.

Shawshank Redemption

How is that bad ass? What is bad ass about that at all. It's just sad.

"Some men just want to watch the world burn."

Same thing. It's an insightful line about the Joker, but how the heck is that bad ass? You people are driving me crazy.

 

[DACMAN]

"Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives, take them with you! But leave the limbs you have lost. They belong to me now."
- The Bride, Kill Bill Vol. 1

See! Thank you! Now that's a bad ass one-liner!

 

[redhawk23]

Are you going to uncuff me or do I have to do this with my toungue?

an old episode of the X-files