Badass One Liners

[Anjow1060]

Tony Almeida: Jack, if you save him they'll know we're here and we'll be out numbered. It'll be 2 against 10!
Jack Bauer: 2 against 9.
*Jack takes aim*

- Jow

 

[Kane52630]

The Condemned

Ian Breckel: What were you doing in El Salvador?
Jack Conrad: Working on my tan.
Ian Breckel: Why did you blow the building up?
Jack Conrad: It was blocking my sun.

 

[DocHoliday]

"you're terminated, ******!"

 

[Chris Wallace]

Rorschach: "Men get arrested. Dogs get put down."
Ozymandias: "I'm not a comic book villain. Do you really think I would have explained my master stroke to you if there were any possibility of you affecting the outcome?"

 

[Kane52630]

Senator: "F*** You Mr. Stark, F*** You."

 

[Alchemyst]

Marv to Kevin - "There was a spurt or 2, to get that scent in the air...to get that friend of yours to come running." (sees wolf approaching)

Marv - "Well now......guess who's here"

 

[Kane52630]

"Kneel before Zod!" - Superman II

 

[Jake Cassidy]

"Surprise c##kface!" - Team America

 

[jmc]

''You come at the King, you better not miss'' - Omar, The Wire Season 1 episode 8 'Lessons'

 

[batman11]

I've gotta say, after watching Kick-Ass again, this one comes to mind:

"Show's over motherf*****s!"

The definition of a "jump in the air, fist pump, F-yeah!" moment for me. Hehehe. t:

 

[[rono]]

The Thing:
"It's clobbering time!"

Great comic. Bad franchise. Reboot badly needed.

 

[[rono]]

"...Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talking to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass."

-John McClane
(Live Free or Die Hard)

(That's not one line. Forgive me.)

 

[Jordacar]

"Kneel before Zod!" - Superman II

"General! Would you care to step outside!"

 

[[rono]]

Senator: "F*** You Mr. Stark, F*** You."

I think he said "buddy" a the end of that line.
Not sure though.
That was a funny moment.


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"But I did you a big favor... I have successfully privatized world peace!"
--Tony Stark
Iron Man 2

 

[The Phantom]

Not a one-liner, but one of the many badass quotes from Jackie Earle Haley's Krueger.

Jesse Braun: What do you want from me?
Freddy Krueger: Well, let me see... Can you change the past? You think you can turn back time? You think you can bring the dead back to life?
[Jesse whimpers]
Freddy Krueger: I didn't ****in' think so.

 

[Hotwire]

[Over the phone]
Van Zant: What are you doing?
Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
Van Zant: I don't understand.
Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this ****in' line.

I was quaking in my boots the first time I heard that.

I know that line, where's it from?

 

[Hotwire]

"Remember i said i would kill you last"

"Yes, you did!!"

"I LIED"

Commando is awesome.

Also from Commando...
(While holding Sully over a cliff with his left arm)
Come on, Sully. This is my weak arm!

 

[Hotwire]

From Tombstone...
Wyatt Earp- You gonna do something? Or you just gonna stand there and bleed?

 

[Hotwire]

*kevin spacey talking, wife cuts him off, he throws a plate at the wall"

(Calm But unhinged voice) Don't interrupt me

- AMERICAN BEAUTY

A couple more from that awesome movie...

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

[Lester has just caught Caroline cheating with the Real Estate King]
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, Buddy, this is my...
Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.

 

[Hotwire]

anything tom cruise says in tropic thunder

So true!

 

[Golgo-13]

From RAMBO: First Blood:


Col. Samuel Trautman: Do you want a war you can't win?
Sheriff Will Teasle: Are you tellin' me that two hundred of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?
Col. Samuel Trautman: You bring that many don't forget one thing.
Sheriff Will Teasle: What?
Col. Samuel Trautman: A good supply of body-bags!

 

[Jordacar]

I know that line, where's it from?

HEAT

Also from Face/Off
ARCHER: When I get out of here--
PRISON GUARD: IF you get out of here.
ARCHER: I'm gonna have you fired.

 

[spider-neil]

Also from Commando...
(While holding Sully over a cliff with his left arm)
Come on, Sully. This is my weak arm!

you're a funny guy sully, like I you, that's why I'm going to kill you last.

 

[spider-neil]

FACE/OFF

cage is standing in front of the surgeon. case has no face as surgeon previously removed his (cage) face to give to travolta

surgeon - 'what do you want?'

cage - 'take a ****ing guess'

 

[Jordacar]

From FINDING NEMO

(stopping his descent in a pelican's throat)
MARLIN: "NO!! I didn't come all this way to be breakfast!"