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Badass One Liners

From a movie that's not out yet:

"You really believe your little story's gonna make a difference when there's a gun to our heads?"
"I think my little story is the only thing between you and a gun to your head."
 
The Outlaw Josey Wales.........

Bounty hunter : You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter : A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

"Are you boys gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie."

Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
 
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Bank Robber: I gots to know.

And an ad-libbed one liner:

The Killer: Freeze cop. Now, left hand, pull out your gun.
[Harry pulls out his .44 Magnum]
The Killer: My, that's a big one.
 
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"When the detonator is in my hand..you have my permission to die"

Christian Bale :hrt:
 
"Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of get the fu** out of my way." - The Accountant (William Fichtner)
 
"Thats my secret Cap, I'm always angry"
and
"Puny God"
 
"Stuff my orders. I only kill professionals. That girl couldn't tell one end of a rifle from another. Go ahead, tell M what you want. If he fires me i'll thank him for it.....who ever she was I must have scared the living daylights out of her." - (Timothy Dalton as James Bond)
 
Malek: "Those savages should thank me for sparing them a terrible stomach ache. Why would they want to eat someone as old and as sour as you?"

Hakiru: "The thought if they digested me, my magic would be in their blood."

Malek: "Well at least they could've washed you first."

Conan The Destroyer
 
"Stuff my orders. I only kill professionals. That girl couldn't tell one end of a rifle from another. Go ahead, tell M what you want. If he fires me i'll thank him for it.....who ever she was I must have scared the living daylights out of her." - (Timothy Dalton as James Bond)

Quintessential Dalton Bond right there. But it's not really a one-liner, is it?
 
The Doctor: Even monsters have nightmares.

Little Girl: What do monsters have nightmares about?!

The Doctor: Me!
 
"Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable." - Mrs. White, Clue.
"There's no crying in baseball!" - Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own.
 
I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You ****ed with the wrong Marine! - Jack Nicholson (A Few Good Men)
 

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