Banjo Threeie - Will it suck?

[블라스]

You're easily amused

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Gamera, your sig is succulent.

 

[GFreeman]

Gamera writes adult fan fiction.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I can't believe the grasp of sexual vocabulary he has for not even having English as his primary language.

 

[GFreeman]

"love pudding" is especially good. Just rolls off the tongue. "love pudding".

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I was more impressed with "My strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity" and "our undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm".

That's the kind of stuff that gets a woman going.

 

[GFreeman]

Next woman you see, just whisper "baby, I'm so going to thrust my purple-headed warrior into your quivering mound of love pudding", and watch the panties fly off.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I mean in a romantic novel. It's not like you'd walk up to a woman and say "I would like unrestricted access to your love pudding," and get any social benefit from that.

 

[GFreeman]

Well, that depends on a lot of things. Under the right conditions, "hey ***** I'm gonna stick in your ass" can be very romantic.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

If you're a latino boy-toy, the "undulating" and "silken" talk are orgasmic.

 

[블라스]

I hate to disappoint you, but that's from "The Naked Gun 2"
You're not the big Leslie Nielsen fan that I thought, WHF

 

[GFreeman]

You're a fraud!

 

[블라스]

No, YOU are.

 

[GFreeman]

Your accusations are fraudulent.

 

[블라스]

You're a fraud!

Your accusations are fraudulent.

Pot....Kettle



Wait...

 

[GFreeman]

It only works if the two quotes make absolutely no sense for a pot/kettle comment. You have broken AXL's established tradition

 

[블라스]

Damn me

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I hate to disappoint you, but that's from "The Naked Gun 2"
You're not the big Leslie Nielsen fan that I thought, WHF

There are MUCH more memorable quotes than that from Naked Gun 2.

 

[블라스]

There are MUCH more memorable quotes than that from Naked Gun 2.

But that one expressed your rampant sexuality and non-virginness perfectly.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Rampant sexuality? I haven't kissed a girl in two months! I'm practically the Pope!

 

[GFreeman]

I'm gonna start calling my dick the Pope.

 

[Fenrir]

Talking about *****, anyone remember THWIP having his penis for his avatar at the old GR? I couldn't bear going to that place anymore after that.

 

[GFreeman]

He had a toothy vagina after that. I found it more tolerable.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I found THWIP*'s avatars to always be offensive and wished I could block his avatars without being CrackerTrackered.

 

[GFreeman]

CrackerTracker is a menace.