Bastard Moderator from Hell

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

this is awsome. can't wait to read more.

 

[Malice]

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 5
by Malice

(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)

1:20pm
Sitting magnanimously at work computer, I continue to perform the duties I get paid for by my full time employer....being the BMFH.

It was time I checked my phishing scripts on Hype to see if I turned up anything good. Searching thru the logs, I found a user named Wizard who decided to PM someone named MageMongrel that he uses paypal, and his paypal address is ***** (edited for security reason). Interestingly enough, I happen to have Wizards email address and his password for SHH! Wow!

I put 2 and 2 together and try to connect to Paypal after bouncing a few connections off random networked servers with Wizards paypal username, and his SHH password.

*trumpets play*

TADA! I scored paydirt! I immediately transfer 50 bucks to a secret account out of country for my retirement. That will teach Wizard to try to hide things like this from me using PMs!

more to come....

 

[superman_blaze]

more, tyrant but with style

 

[Illchill]

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 4


Malice: You dont pay me for niceness, just efficiency, check you later, gotta work.

...

Do you actually get paid at all?
And does Mirko really call you?
And do you really delete misc. PMs?
And is Angel a real person?
And do you really drink Starbucks coffee?
And do you really like the face?

 

[Illchill]

Good reads BTW

 

[Malice]

Do you actually get paid at all?
And does Mirko really call you?
And do you really delete misc. PMs?
And is Angel a real person?
And do you really drink Starbucks coffee?
And do you really like the face?

What do you think?

 

[jollyjohnny]

this is the funniest thing i have seen on the hype ever since the dood comics. Keep it going Malice.

 

[Phoney Bone]

"10:00am
I promtly get a PM from the guy that PMed me the night before. Why didnt you reply to me? I promtly gchange his post count to 0 and upload him an avatar (which he cant change of course) that says "Make fun of me, Catwomen was the best move ever" in rotating text."




PLEASE, PLEASE do this to someone.

 

[Malice]

"10:00am
I promtly get a PM from the guy that PMed me the night before. Why didnt you reply to me? I promtly gchange his post count to 0 and upload him an avatar (which he cant change of course) that says "Make fun of me, Catwomen was the best move ever" in rotating text."




PLEASE, PLEASE do this to someone.

heh

 

[Phoney Bone]

Not to me, if that's what's going through your sick mind right now.

 

[Master Chief]

I gladly step up as volunteer for your amusement. As long as later on I get my stuff back...

 

[InsomniacFreak]

This is the funniest damn thing I've ever read on these boards. Go Malice Go. The only thing funnier would be if I had read this between attempts to do real work myself.

*As Post Quick Reply button is pressed thinks to self* "Oh sh1t, forgot to go remove the catty sig of protest before posting to a Malice thread. Oh, damn, it's gonna be me, I know it's gonna be me now that gets the CINO avatar and zero post count now. I'm just kidding Malice, just kidding."

 

[Spidey-Bat]

lol. thats some pretty funny stuff.

 

[Socrates]

MORE, MORE! >;o

 

[Malice]

I need to type a nice long one before I head out for the weekend.

 

[JTIZZLEVILLE]

i can't wait. this is awsome.

 

[dmcnx]

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 3
by Malice

The next plea for my help comes from sNiCkeRdOOdle.

sNiCkeRdOOdle writes: "MALIEC I WANT 2 LEARN 2 B A COL COMPUTER GUY LIEK U?!?!! OMG WTF LOL HOW SHUD I START OUT LEARNNG??!!!????"

I reply calmly: "Get off the crack and that is your first step into admitting you need to jump off a cliff."

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 2
10:00am
I promtly get a PM from the guy that messaged me the night before. Why didnt you not reply to me? I promtly changed his post count to 0 and upload him an avatar (which he cant change of course) that says "Make fun of me, Catwomen was the best move ever" in rotating text.

If that is wrong then I dont want to be right

 

[Malice]

Heh...its funny...I have so many typos in these things...
But they are a little amusing...

Do you want me to become the Malice from the story?

 

[Spoon]

Hells yeah!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

you should give someone that CINO avatar (not me).

 

[Malice]

What is CINO?

 

[InsomniacFreak]

What is CINO?

hehehe, a newbie with over 6K posts is in control of us all..... BE AFRAID.....BE VERY AFRAID

 

[Spidey-Bat]

What is CINO?

the catwoman movie with halle berry

Catwoman In Name Only

 

[Spoon]

Did I just hear someone volunteering for the avatar??

 

[Master Chief]

Did I just hear someone volunteering for the avatar??

*Raises hand*