Being A Guy These Days

[oakzap425]

But can you aim your urine like a hose?

Damn straight I can. Anything You can do, I can do sexier...

 

[Mxtt]

Damn straight I can. Anything You can do, I can do sexier...

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[Spider-Gamer]

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I have to agree!

 

[oakzap425]

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Can you pick your jaw up off the floor please?

 

[Mxtt]

Can you pick your jaw up off the floor please?

It's stuck.

 

[oakzap425]

I can massage that for you.

 

[SapphirePrima]

The only thing I hate about a period, is the period it's self. I don't really get all the baggage that comes with it...

are you saying you don't cramp? or bleed?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

once you guys start bleeding out of your penis's, then lets talk.

 

[Mxtt]

I can massage that for you.

Yay.

 

[oakzap425]

are you saying you don't cramp? or bleed?

lmao.

No cramps, bloating, puking, nausea... and the like.

Just comes and goes like the wind.

 

[oakzap425]

once you guys start bleeding out of your penis's, then lets talk.

I should hope so, lest I end up with some weird disease that even freaks out the doctor...

 

[oakzap425]

Yay.

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All you penis-people are the same.

 

[Mxtt]

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All you penis-people are the same.

...You're mean, I wanted a massage.

 

[oakzap425]

...Tease...

 

[AndThePickles]

What many people view as a " real man" is false IMHO. A real man takes care of his own. he treats women with respect no matter how others view them. He is a father(role model, teacher, friend) to his and/or other kids. He loves ( show and give love too) his wife greater than his self( if he has a wife). he has a job. his income has nothing to do with who he is as a man.......ect

i have more but i just thought i would share some of with you guys/girls......thx norm

Amen. Preach on

 

[Stringer]

you think being a man now is tough imagine being a black man

 

[War Lord]

I wish I could have a penis for one week.

I wanna see what's so cool...

I could walk right behind you for the entire week, if you want.

Just remember to aim into the toilet bowl, so you don't have a mess to clean up.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

you think being a man now is tough imagine being a black man

Hehe, I feel ya.

 

[Carter]

I just try to act as much like John McClane as possible
Works for me

 

[C.F. Kane]

Well, men are worse off than they were 200 years ago. We used to be the pinnacle of human achievement. Now we're the butts of every woman's joke. Men in the media are constantly portrayed as complete buffoons. Our young boys are forced to live up to an impossible image of perfect manliness pushed on them by Action Man, He-Man and G.I. Joe. If a woman talks suggestively to a man in the workplace, she's flirtatious, but if a man talks suggestively to a woman in the workplace, it's sexual harrassment. Not only to men have to compete with other men for a life partner, we now also have to compete with vibrating pieces of plastic. The pressures of society and idealization of the masculine image forces men to shave every day, often leading to painful cuts and even burning. And if we complain about our situation as much as women do, we're considered sexist and narrow-minded. I'm sick of all of this! UP WITH THE MASCULIST MOVEMENT!

Spoiler

Please take none of this seriously

 

[Carter]

 

[spider-jide]

I agree that man in general has got it bad. Women ridicule men to the point where they can almost determine the fate of a man's well being. In the past year alone, I've read 9 different accounts of women lying about men raping them and having these innocent men thrown into jail. Its sick and sad that women will go to such lengths to further cement their power and ability in riducling and disgracing a man.
Men especially at the work place constantly operate in fear, making sure they dont say the "wrong thing" just in case they get sued for countless, stupid things.

Me being a 20 year old male, I'm on top of my game in all regards. I know how to keep myself in check and most importantly I'm not ignorant, so I wont allow myself to take any crap from any girl or anyone that may threaten my dignity as a young man.

 

[White_Howling]

once you guys start bleeding out of your penis's, then lets talk.

ur a doctor

 

[PyroChamber]

you think being a man now is tough imagine being a black man

Yeah, that's even more tough.

Especially if you don't live up to standards of how a black man should look and act. If you don't act like a thug then you're not being real, if you happen to like a woman who's another race then you're a sellout, if you make bit of money and move to a nice neighborhood then you're not being true to yourself.

Then you have to worry about being judged by other races.

 

[spider-jide]

^^ Exactly! your either a bounty bar or just another blackman out to rob someone's stereo.