Bouncy Castles: Why do kids have all the fun?

[sandmjuggalos]

Last year around Halloween time, I jumped in a Bouncy Castle, very intoxicated and, well, dislocated both my forearm bones from my elbow. They twisted around to the outside and it was crappy.

Note to self: Just because you're 4'11", doesn't mean you are a kid. God I hate being old.