Hello, bakers. We are Nameless.
Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest baked goods into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Nameless has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your customers, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the bakeries of the world in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.
You cannot hide; we are everywhere.
We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.
Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Name's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your carbs.
Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "industry", the suppression of your customers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Consumers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the drop in weight, the energy that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Nameless. No--they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are carb-free. But the abscence of carbohydrates we could ever remove from our diet is eclipsed by that of the Wonder Bread.
Knowledge is free.
We are Nameless.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.
I knew it! We can't trust the French! Vive la Resistance!! I say we slice them bread and turn them to crumbs!!!Dew's family was killed by a gang of baguette, you insensitive bastard!
jag
Haha!Hello, bakers. We are Nameless.
Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest baked goods into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Nameless has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your customers, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the bakeries of the world in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.
You cannot hide; we are everywhere.
We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.
Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Name's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your carbs.
Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "industry", the suppression of your customers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Consumers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the drop in weight, the energy that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Nameless. No--they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are carb-free. But the abscence of carbohydrates we could ever remove from our diet is eclipsed by that of the Wonder Bread.
Knowledge is free.
We are Nameless.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.
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