Ok, I KNOW Bruce will NEVER be on the show, but a few years ago I STARTED writing a script I would have loved to see it get made. It's only like 4 pages then I gave up LOL. But just for ****s and giggles, I would like to hear what you all think of it.
Scene opens outside an Oliver Queen black tie fund raiser reception. Lois and Clark just step up to the door man, awaiting entrance.
DOOR MAN: “Good evening, may I have your name please?”
CLARK: “Kent, Clark.”
Clark turns to Lois and smirks.
CLARK: “Plus one.”
Lois looks at Clark and rolls her eyes.
LOIS: “Oh get off your high horse Smallville, the only reason the invite was under YOUR name was because YOU see Oliver more, and he knew that I’d come with you anyways”
As the Door man looks up from the clipboard, he hears the conversation and smiles. He points the way into the reception.
DOOR MAN: “Right this way please, I’ll let Mr. Queen know that you have arrived.”
Lois steps in front of Clark making sure SHE enters the building first. Both of them enter the room and look around in amazement.
CLARK: “Wow, Oliver really went all out on this fund raiser for the orphanage.”
LOIS: “Well it’s not just for ONE orphanage; it’s for all of them in Metropolis and Gothem. And at $1,000 a plate, I’m sure it will help a lot, this place is packed."
Clark looks around one more time, then turns to Lois.
CLARK: “Lets find Oliver; he said he wanted to introduce us to someone.”
LOIS: “Introduce us to someone? I thought we knew all of his friends.”
CLARK: “I don’t know, it’s just what he said.”
LOIS: “Hmmm.”
Lois and Clark start to walk around looking for Oliver. After a few seconds, Clark uses his “super hearing” to zero in on Oliver’s voice. Clark hears Oliver and begins to walk towards him.
CLARK: “This way, I think I see him.”
LOIS: “Were? I can’t see him.”
CLARK: “Trust me, he’s over here.”
LOIS: “Ok, he better be. These heels are killing me.”
Lois and Clark walk to the location were Clark heard Oliver’s voice. They look around only for a second, when they find Oliver.
CLARK: “See, I told you he was here.”
LOIS: “Lucky for you.”
The two walk up to Oliver and greet him. Lois hugs him and Clark shakes his hand.
LOIS: “Nice shin dig you have here Olie. I wish I could see the expression on the kid’s faces when they hear they are getting new stuff.”
OLIVER: “Well, you can. I have a few of them here for the presentation on the check.”
CLARK: “This was a really nice idea Oliver; I heard most of the orphanages have been having problems raising funds lately.”
OLIVER: “Yeah they have. With the recent crime wave in Gothem, most of the tax money has been going towards the police, and with the resection the donations have been low or non existent. But I can’t take all the credit for this; it was mostly my partner’s idea."
Oliver looks around for someone.
OLIVER: “Infact, that’s who I wanted to introduce you guys to. I think he’s around here somewhere.”
Oliver looks around and takes a few steps. He then sees a man with stylish black hair standing 6’2”. Oliver taps him on the shoulder and the man turns around.
OLIVER: “Lois Lane, Clark Kent, I’d like to introduce you to my long time friend and business partner, Bruce Wayne."
Lois and Clark both stand stunned in amazement. Bruce smirks, then reaches for Clark and shakes his hand.
BRUCE: “Nice to finally meet you Clark, Oliver has told me a lot about you.”
CLARK: “Not everything I hope.”
Clark says jokingly with a smile. Bruce smiles and gives a little laugh then turns to Lois.
BRUCE: “So, you are the incomparable Lois Lane, the only woman to ever tame Oliver Queen’s wild hart. It is truly an honor.”
Bruce reaches for Lois’ hand, pulls it up to his face and kisses it. Oliver then nudges Bruce with his elbow.
OLIVER: “Ok you big smoothie, I didn’t introduce you to my friend so you can flirt with her.”
LOIS: “It’s ok Olie, if it’ll get me an interview he can flirt all he wants.”
Lois says with a flirty smile.
LOIS: “I know Mr. Wayne hasn’t given one since he’s been back from……wherever he’s been for the last 5 years.”
Oliver looks at Lois with a slightly upset look for mentioning Bruce’s absence from the public eye. Clark sees this and tries to break the tension.
CLARK: “Come on Lois, let’s find our table, I’m hungry.”
BRUCE: “It’s ok guys, really. I would love to give you an interview Ms. Lane, but seeing that I own the Gothem Globe, it would be a conflict of interest if I gave you one before one of my own reporters. I hope you understand.”
Lois is disappointed, but she understands.
LOIS: “Unfortunately I do, can’t blame a gal for trying though.”
BRUCE: “No, I guess you can’t.”
LOIS: “Ok, can I at least get your opinion on that masked vigilantly that Gothem has recently acquired?”
Just as Bruce is about to talk, his phone beeps with a text message. He grabs his phone to read the message.
BRUCE: “Excuse me for one second, I need to check this.”
TEXT MESSAGE: (Sorry to interrupt sir, but you are needed back in Gothem. There is a situation.
Alfred)
BRUCE: “Damn, I’m sorry guys, I need to leave. Something came up back in Gothem. I wanted to be here for the check presentation to the kids. Could you do me a favor Oliver? Let me know what the total for the night is and I’ll match it.”
Scene opens outside an Oliver Queen black tie fund raiser reception. Lois and Clark just step up to the door man, awaiting entrance.
DOOR MAN: “Good evening, may I have your name please?”
CLARK: “Kent, Clark.”
Clark turns to Lois and smirks.
CLARK: “Plus one.”
Lois looks at Clark and rolls her eyes.
LOIS: “Oh get off your high horse Smallville, the only reason the invite was under YOUR name was because YOU see Oliver more, and he knew that I’d come with you anyways”
As the Door man looks up from the clipboard, he hears the conversation and smiles. He points the way into the reception.
DOOR MAN: “Right this way please, I’ll let Mr. Queen know that you have arrived.”
Lois steps in front of Clark making sure SHE enters the building first. Both of them enter the room and look around in amazement.
CLARK: “Wow, Oliver really went all out on this fund raiser for the orphanage.”
LOIS: “Well it’s not just for ONE orphanage; it’s for all of them in Metropolis and Gothem. And at $1,000 a plate, I’m sure it will help a lot, this place is packed."
Clark looks around one more time, then turns to Lois.
CLARK: “Lets find Oliver; he said he wanted to introduce us to someone.”
LOIS: “Introduce us to someone? I thought we knew all of his friends.”
CLARK: “I don’t know, it’s just what he said.”
LOIS: “Hmmm.”
Lois and Clark start to walk around looking for Oliver. After a few seconds, Clark uses his “super hearing” to zero in on Oliver’s voice. Clark hears Oliver and begins to walk towards him.
CLARK: “This way, I think I see him.”
LOIS: “Were? I can’t see him.”
CLARK: “Trust me, he’s over here.”
LOIS: “Ok, he better be. These heels are killing me.”
Lois and Clark walk to the location were Clark heard Oliver’s voice. They look around only for a second, when they find Oliver.
CLARK: “See, I told you he was here.”
LOIS: “Lucky for you.”
The two walk up to Oliver and greet him. Lois hugs him and Clark shakes his hand.
LOIS: “Nice shin dig you have here Olie. I wish I could see the expression on the kid’s faces when they hear they are getting new stuff.”
OLIVER: “Well, you can. I have a few of them here for the presentation on the check.”
CLARK: “This was a really nice idea Oliver; I heard most of the orphanages have been having problems raising funds lately.”
OLIVER: “Yeah they have. With the recent crime wave in Gothem, most of the tax money has been going towards the police, and with the resection the donations have been low or non existent. But I can’t take all the credit for this; it was mostly my partner’s idea."
Oliver looks around for someone.
OLIVER: “Infact, that’s who I wanted to introduce you guys to. I think he’s around here somewhere.”
Oliver looks around and takes a few steps. He then sees a man with stylish black hair standing 6’2”. Oliver taps him on the shoulder and the man turns around.
OLIVER: “Lois Lane, Clark Kent, I’d like to introduce you to my long time friend and business partner, Bruce Wayne."
Lois and Clark both stand stunned in amazement. Bruce smirks, then reaches for Clark and shakes his hand.
BRUCE: “Nice to finally meet you Clark, Oliver has told me a lot about you.”
CLARK: “Not everything I hope.”
Clark says jokingly with a smile. Bruce smiles and gives a little laugh then turns to Lois.
BRUCE: “So, you are the incomparable Lois Lane, the only woman to ever tame Oliver Queen’s wild hart. It is truly an honor.”
Bruce reaches for Lois’ hand, pulls it up to his face and kisses it. Oliver then nudges Bruce with his elbow.
OLIVER: “Ok you big smoothie, I didn’t introduce you to my friend so you can flirt with her.”
LOIS: “It’s ok Olie, if it’ll get me an interview he can flirt all he wants.”
Lois says with a flirty smile.
LOIS: “I know Mr. Wayne hasn’t given one since he’s been back from……wherever he’s been for the last 5 years.”
Oliver looks at Lois with a slightly upset look for mentioning Bruce’s absence from the public eye. Clark sees this and tries to break the tension.
CLARK: “Come on Lois, let’s find our table, I’m hungry.”
BRUCE: “It’s ok guys, really. I would love to give you an interview Ms. Lane, but seeing that I own the Gothem Globe, it would be a conflict of interest if I gave you one before one of my own reporters. I hope you understand.”
Lois is disappointed, but she understands.
LOIS: “Unfortunately I do, can’t blame a gal for trying though.”
BRUCE: “No, I guess you can’t.”
LOIS: “Ok, can I at least get your opinion on that masked vigilantly that Gothem has recently acquired?”
Just as Bruce is about to talk, his phone beeps with a text message. He grabs his phone to read the message.
BRUCE: “Excuse me for one second, I need to check this.”
TEXT MESSAGE: (Sorry to interrupt sir, but you are needed back in Gothem. There is a situation.
Alfred)
BRUCE: “Damn, I’m sorry guys, I need to leave. Something came up back in Gothem. I wanted to be here for the check presentation to the kids. Could you do me a favor Oliver? Let me know what the total for the night is and I’ll match it.”
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Yeah they should let him on for the last season, but I doubt they will. Would be REALLY cool.
