Bulletproof Boxers. I'm not kidding.

[Jennifer Walters]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/10992761

Wow. Those crazy Brits.

 

[Daredevil]

haha wow I dont know whether to facepalm or laugh hysterically

 

[chaseter]

What idiot willingly tests his bullet proof boxers?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

What idiot willingly tests his bullet proof boxers?

It's called ballistics gel.

 

[Kane52630]

*looks up reporter*

hmm, Debbie Randle

 

[Ghostvirus]

"In my day we used blanks... You're a sick motherf**ker Mac."

 

[The Original Bamfer]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/10992761

Wow. Those crazy Brits.

Billy, you'd understand the importance of it if you had balls.

Also... FIYE-RING NAOW!!!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I have very BIG balls. Thank you.




Baseballs, that is.

 

[Casius--J]

They were talking about this over the radio, some soldier was talking about that they need protection down there has he had one of his testicles blown off.

Great invention but still I would imagine the pain from the impact would be enough to make you pass out lol

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Gotta protect the junk!!

 

[Gamma Ray]

They may be bulletproof, but a direct hit over the testicles would completely destroy you.

 

[Harls]

Hahaha, glad to be a girl

 

[chaseter]

It's called ballistics gel.

I call them mah privates but whatever you want to call them then more power to you.

 

[Hotwire]

What idiot willingly tests his bullet proof boxers?

Yeah, I 'd love to see the conversations trying to convince someone to test it.

Bob: "Here, put these on and I'll shoot you in the nuts."
Joe: "Excuse me?"

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Hahaha, glad to be a girl

If a girl got shot there it would still really hurt and mess up the nethers.

 

[Harls]

If a girl got shot there it would still really hurt and mess up the nethers.

Well of course it'll hurt if you got shot there, but I'm sure it'd hurt worse for you, Mr. Terrific.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Well of course it'll hurt if you got shot there, but I'm sure it'd hurt worse for you, Mr. Terrific.

For my wife too!

 

[Wolfwood]

I was hoping that reporter was going to model them.

 

[Wylie Times]

I was kinda hoping they have someone wearing them during the demonstration....that would have been quite hilarious.

 

[SWAT]

"In my day we used blanks... You're a sick motherf**ker Mac."

For this.... *High five*

 

[SuperFerret]

Why haven't they had a marketing tie-in with the Expendables for this? It seems like common sense, really.

 

[Ugfugly]

So it's bulletproof, but is it knee, foot and fist proof? Also how good is it defending against biting?

Curious minds need to know.

 

[Alex The Great]

Bulletproof Boxers?

Brilliant! I can live without my left arm, but **** man, if I lose my left testicle...

 

[Jack Bauer]

I thought for a moment they created bulletproof boxers of the fighting kind... but at least the family jewels are protection now. They must'va watched True Lies...

 

[Manic]

Even if these boxers stop a bullet from piercing your business, the impact would still annihilate your chances of ever having kids. A swift knee to the groin doesn't penetrate your boxers either, but it still hurts like all hell.