Cake or Death?

[SuperFerret]

^
sorry but i think you just ****ed a guy

When did I say I ****ed Death?

 

[xwolverine2]

your not denying it

 

[SuperFerret]

So?

 

[Immortalfire]

This reminds of me Jake's old thread; "Which would you rather have: Sex or The greatest sandwich in the world?"

 

[Deuce]

Cake...or death?

It is an age old question which philosophers have debated on for centuries, from the Egyptian thinker Esophotes to the Norwegian political scientist Vreg Halitzber. To add any further new or revealing ideas to this timeless debate would be difficult at best.

One must first assess each by layers, beginning with computing the square footage of the layer of icing on the cake to the relative size of a six-foot plot's top layer of dirt sized down to a 1/5 ratio. One finds, as expected, little difference, especially when discussing a mud cake.

Where things get really interesting is in the geological makeup of the substrate present or level thereof absent in the descending layers of a traditional hillside grave plot as compared to the fluffy center of the cake, in all its deliciousness.

Beyond the physical, still to be considered is the amount of enduring psychological impact, aligning the elevated levels of torturous fright occuring as the individual slips from physical realms with a graded observance of the stirrings in the stimuli of the tongue as it embraces a piece of moist, delicious cake.

Letting death equal (psychological x) and cake equal (psychological y), we arrive, after joining in the observations of the initial stages of the argument, represented as 2.25 pi/13 = z/6(square root of 42), we arrive at an equation of [ psychological x l x is N between 3 ^ 17/ pi cubed = 13/6z + cos. of 2.25pi X complement of psychological y (signified 'psychological y) ]

However, since the qualities of the first half of the equation are dependent on the theory of Inverse Equivalence of Bi-Centrifugalism, it cannot be tested, making the whole computation a load of crap.

By default, cake = death. Unless, of course, the cake is pineapple, making it inferior.

 

[theoneandonly]

um, death please. no cake! cake!

ah ah ah you said death first ah ah ah

well I meant cake

oh ok.

haha eddie izzard rules

 

[Sensi]

I think I want cake.

 

[AnimeJune]

I like every pie except pumpkin....pumpkins are for carving. Not eatting.

BTW Dutch apple is the best!

I think I once had apple-cheese pie. You know how a sharp cheddar tastes really good with a slice of apple? That pie tasted like that. Yum.

 

[AndThePickles]

That cake looks frickin delicious!! MMmm

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Cake,chocolate cake is very good.Its odd to see that some voted for death...

 

[The Comedian]

Hmmmm.. leaning towards cake here, but only if I get the icing flower!

 

[Hotwire]

Cake,chocolate cake is very good.Its odd to see that some voted for death...

They're what we call fussy eaters.

 

[The Question]

Here are your choices...





Cake?

Death?

Cake or Death?

Ahem.....

Get it right.

EDIT: Anyway, cake. Cause, you know, eating delicuous cake sounds a good deal more fun than dying.

 

[WeaponZ2]

<P>

I think I once had apple-cheese pie. You know how a sharp cheddar tastes really good with a slice of apple? That pie tasted like that. Yum.

<BR><BR>Damn it! Your making me want pie real badly. <BR></P>
<P>You know I always thought cheese cake had pie like qualities. Thus, making it my favorite cake.</P>

 

[Clouseau]

is there a point to this?

i say we kill the ones who voted for death, and we split their slices of cake amongst the rest of us!

 

[Master Chief]

I choose death unless Kmack or Toven tell me to eat cake before dying.

 

[Clouseau]

ooo! ooo! but what if it was poison-laced cake, and the poison made it taste horrible!

 

[Lighthouse]

um, death please. no cake! cake!

ah ah ah you said death first ah ah ah

well I meant cake

oh ok.

This must be the church of England.

I'll take cake, and if their out, I'll have the chicken.

 

[SuperFerret]

Ahem.....

Get it right.

EDIT: Anyway, cake. Cause, you know, eating delicuous cake sounds a good deal more fun than dying.

See? Female.

 

[Lighthouse]

If Death really looked like that, then dying might not be so bad.

 

[Iceman]

Re: Cake or Death?

Cake.

 

[Black Goblin]

Wait... did you want cake?

Yes, tis delish

 

[Cyclops]

 

[Darth Elektra]

hmmm...

Cake.

 

[Badger]

CAKE!!

...Seriously, who gets their 16 year old daughter a birthday cake with the playboy bunny on it?