Cambodian jungle woman struggles to adapt to human life

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070119/od_nm/vietnam_woman_odd_dc

 

[AndThePickles]

Nell 2!

 

[Mee]

So, jungle people aren't human?

 

[enterthemadness]

best thread of the day.

Wow...that would suck if it happened to me or someone I knew.

 

[Mee]

Remembering how to say father and mother makes sense I guess, but stomach ache?

 

[enterthemadness]

Remembering how to say father and mother makes sense I guess, but stomach ache?

apparetnly in the woods....all the food gives you a stomach ache.

 

[jimmy]

This is crazy.

 

[Abaddon]

 

[DOG LIPS]

She's a sexy little monkey. I'd keep her.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How was your adjustment period?

 

[04nbod]

i thought this said Canadian jungle woman at first- damn i need some sleep lol

 

[blind_fury]

She's probably an animal in the bedroom.

 

[jaguarr]

She's probably an animal in the bedroom.

She doesn't even know what money is so settle down, junior.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

She doesn't even know what money is so settle down, junior.

jag

Oh snap!

 

[blind_fury]

She doesn't even know what money is so settle down, junior.

jag

I'll give her shiny beads and raw fish-heads for teh sex.

 

[jaguarr]

I'll give her shiny beads and raw fish-heads for teh sex.

I knew you'd find a way, Ultimate John.

jag

 

[heypapajinx]

"When she is thirsty or hungry she points at her mouth," he told Reuters by phone.

wait. this doesn't make any sense.
she was lost in the jungle from the age of 8 and now she's 26 and she can't even FEED herself?
how did she survive?
shouldn't she be out there killing wild boars with her bare hands everytime shes hungry if indeed she was alone in the jungle all that time. unless....
*ghasp*
that MUST be it!

she befriended a predator who only taught her the ways of hand to hand combat but not basic survival skills.
poor girl

 

[Halcohol]

He must have one hell of a personality.

 

[Kaleb]

Eddie,I want half!

 

[heypapajinx]

He must have one hell of a personality.

oh, believe you me, he does.
i was seduced by him 3 summers ago.
*sniff*
we met on the internet... i later found out he was just another Internet. Predator.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Eddie,I want half!

damn, i was just going to insert my "murphy marries bush b!tch" joke... i was just watching that the other night.

good one, though.

 

[Halcohol]

oh, believe you me, he does.
i was seduced by him 3 summers ago.
*sniff*
we met on the internet... i later found out he was just another Internet. Predator.

That made me laugh.

Then I curled into the fetal position and died a little inside.

 

[heypapajinx]

Then I curled into the fetal position and died a little inside.[/IMG]

just like the little aborted babies accross this great nation everyday.
yayyyyy!!!:heart:

 

[terry78]

just like the little aborted babies accross this great nation everyday.
yayyyyy!!!:heart:

Are you always on?

 

[Hades]

I don't blame her.

I still think I'm having trouble adapting to human life.