Man kills mother and eats her.

Norman?! Norman, is that you!?

jag
 
Why waste it when you can taste it:up:
 
When questioned the man replied: "I have to return some videotapes." and quickly left the room.
 
Geez...doesn't ANYONE watch CSI?? They can trace all that back to him. Very poor planning on his part. :(
 
Asked why he disposed of his mother's body in such a way, Osawa was quoted by Kyodo as saying: "I was at a loss about what to do with it."

so many recipes.
 
My friend and I got in a discussion of what would happen if we got someone pregnant.

I said "to the abortion clinic."

He said "Im gonna kill her, throw her body in a bag and flee to Mexico."

....... I think eating her is good though.
 
Clerk said:
My friend and I got in a discussion of what would happen if we got someone pregnant.

I said "to the abortion clinic."
Not to change the topic, but would you ever consider, for a moment, being responsible for your choices instead?
 
Gross, that is just sick and sad:down
 
yeah i don't think he ate her either. but then again, it's still under investigation. but i think that all nagging mothers should read this article.
 
Grilling the body parts....that's oddly creative:confused:
 
Honey Vibe said:
Not to change the topic, but would you ever consider, for a moment, being responsible for your choices instead?

*Aborts Honey Vibes sarcasm meter*:marv:

Brb guys gotta clean my hammer k lolz.

And yes I do advocate abortion, its God's gift to the career focoused people like me who look for some action on the side. :up: Sarcasm in Paradise :up:
 
Mentok said:
He didnt eat her.

But "Man kills mother and eats her" is so much more eye catching than the boring ol' "Man kills mother".
Or is it just me?
 
Bloodbath - Eaten

I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
I'm here for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice

Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts, lick my heart
Chop me up I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN... The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN... I would do anything to be--
EATEN... My one desire, my only wish is to be--
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer, I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death


Rammstein - Mein Teil

Suche gut gebauten 18-30jährigen zum Schlachten
Der Metzgermeister

Heute treff' ich einen Herrn
Der hat mich zum Fressen gern
Weiche Teile und auch harte
stehen auf der Speisekarte

Denn du bist was du isst
und ihr wisst was es ist

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Da das ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein

Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht
Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht
Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen
ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen

Ist doch so gut gewürzt
und so schön flambiert
und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert
Dazu ein guter Wein
und zarter Kerzenschein
Ja da lass ich mir Zeit
Etwas Kultur muss sein

Denn du bist was du isst
Und ihr wisst was es ist

Es ist mein Teil – nein
Mein Teil – nein
Denn das ist mein Teil – nein
Yes it's mein Teil – nein

Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren
Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen
Vom Wolkendach fällt Federfleisch
auf meine Kindheit mit Gekreisch
 
.. solch eine Sache kann aus Japan nur kommen. Sie ist wirklich, das ist kein Respekt für Ihre Mutter traurig. Ihr Schöpfer, Ihr Elternteil.
 
Since it's not my mother that it happened to, why should I care
 

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