Cast the Remake

[Lobo]

This was a fun thread I played at another site, and thought it would do well here. You can use this thread to cast the remake of any movie or tv show. You can use it to suggest casting choices of things you'd seriously would like to see remade, or to poke fun at Hollywood's obsession with remaking/rebooting/reimagining old franchises.

I'll be back soon with my Back to the Future recast

 

[Project862006]

back to the future hmmmmmm

Emile Hirsch - Marty McFly

doc is really really hard to cast imo - don't know many highly energetic older actors lol

 

[Gilpesh]

Das Boot the reboot, directed by Zack Snyder.

Starring:
Spencer Pratt
Zack Efron
Anton Yelchin
Michael Cera
Chris Pine
Jonah Hill
and Will Ferrell as the Captain.

 

[Sawyer]

Das Boot the reboot, directed by Zack Snyder.

Starring:
Spencer Pratt
Zack Efron
Anton Yelchin
Michael Cera
Chris Pine
Jonah Hill
and Will Ferrell as the Captain.

Why'd you have to throw in Yelchin and Pine with the rest of those d-bags?

 

[Gilpesh]

Why'd you have to throw in Yelchin and Pine with the rest of those d-bags?

The d-bags is mocking studio casting... the others are mocking fan casting.

Oh oh oh, and Bale also! He can play the first lieutenant!

 

[Lobo]

Das Boot the reboot, directed by Zack Snyder.

Starring:
Spencer Pratt
Zack Efron
Anton Yelchin
Michael Cera
Chris Pine
Jonah Hill
and Will Ferrell as the Captain.

Das reBoot I love it

 

[rnewbz]

Blade Runner

Rick Deckard- Sam Worthington
Roy Batty-Paul Bettany
Natalie Portman- Rachael
Javiar Bardem- Gaff
Pris- Scarlett Johanssen
Zhora-Milla Jovovich
J.F. Sebastian- Jude Law
Leon-Tyler Mane
Tyrell-Jeff Goldblum

 

[MadVillainy]

lol I made this thread a while ago and nobody replied lol (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=318852)

Deckard..............David Boreanaz
Roy Batty...........Paul Bettany (thnx rnewbz)
Rachael..............Anne Hathaway
Sebastian........... John C Reily
Gaff................... Javier Bardem
Priss...................Scarlett Johansson

 

[Kane52630]

Punisher War Zone

Cast
everyone from Punisher (2004) that havent died

 

[dude stannis]

The Maltese Falcon

Sam Spade - Clive Owen
Brigid - Rachel McAdams
Gutman - Kevin Spacey
Cairo - Steve Buscemi
Wilmer - Some girlie man like Shia Laboof.

 

[rnewbz]

lol I made this thread a while ago and nobody replied lol (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=318852)

Deckard..............David Boreanaz
Roy Batty...........Paul Bettany (thnx rnewbz)
Rachael..............Anne Hathaway
Sebastian........... John C Reily
Gaff................... Javier Bardem
Priss...................Scarlett Johansson

I actually like Hathaway better than Portman. Good casting. John C. Reily was an awsome choice as well.

 

[<(o_o)>]

A Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Remake.

Samuel L. Jackson: Freddy Krueger
Anne Hathaway: Nancy Thompson
Elisha Cuthbert: Tina
Emile Hirsch: Glenn
Jensen Ackles: Rod
Bruce Campbell: Daddy Thompson
Jamie Lee Curtis: Momma Thompson

 

[Eddie Dean]

Last night I was watching Robocop (a movie I have no desire to be remade) and made this new cast in my head. I didn't want to start a new thread, so here it is...

Murphy / Robocop - Patrick Wilson

Anne Lewis - Katee Sackhoff

Clarence Boddicker - Paul Giamatti

Robert Morten - Jeremy Piven

Dick Jones - John Malkovich

 

[Wolfwood]

Did the Taco Bell dog die?

 

[Eddie Dean]

Unfortunately, yes.

 

[Lobo]

Dragon Ball: Re-Evolution

Goku-Aaron Yoo

Bulma Briefs-Amanda Bynes

Yamcha-Karl Yune

Master Roshi-Jackie Chan

Piccolo-Michael Jai White

Chi Chi-Kristin Kreuk

Mai-Devon Aoki

 

[Eddie Dean]

Kindergarten Cop : The Reboot

Detective John Kimble - Dwayne Johnson
Joyce Palmieri - Diane Kruger
Detective Phoebe O'Hara - Amy Poehler
Cullen Crisp Sr - Will Arnett
Eleanor Crisp - Jessica Walter

 

[Thundarr]

Did the Taco Bell dog die?

What do you think's in the tacos?

 

[Thundarr]

Conan The Barbarian

Conan = Tyler Mane

Subotai = Al Leong

Valeria = Uma Thurman

Thulsa Doom = Wesley Snipes

Rexor = Marc "The Undertaker" Calloway

Thorgrimm = Triple H

King Osric = Sean Connery

The Princess = Megan Fox

 

[dude stannis]

The Dirty Dozen

Major Reisman = Clint Eastwood. Salty old school bastard.
Wladislaw = Jason Statham. Quiet tough guy.
Gen. Worden = Danny Devito. Can go from friendly to angry at the drop of a hat.
Jefferson = Ving Rames. Imposing yet trustworthy.
Franko = Mark Wahlberg. East coast *****ebag.
Sgt. Bowren = Michael Beihn. Hardass MP.
Major Armbruster = Harvey Keitel. The "Good cop" to Worden's "bad cop".
Jimenez = John Leguizamo. Small statured latino.
Magott = Robert Knepper. Completely psycho.
Pinkley = Nick Stahl. Quirky but dumb.

 

[elgato]

Dracula-The Undead
(Based on the novel by Bram Stoker)

Director(s):Tim Burton/Guillermo del Toro/Alfonso Cuaron/Me

CAST:
Count Dracula-Alan Rickman
Jonathan Harker-Johnny Depp
Mina Murray-Marion Cotillard
Abraham Van Helsing-Brian Cox
Lucy Westenra-Amy Adams
Doctor Jack Seward-Adrien Brody
Lord Arthur Holmwood-Ethan Hawke

This would be an adaptation to the novel 100% done as a horror movie, not a love story as it has been done in most of the past adaptations, tho I love the romantic approach, Dracula's a horror novel, and it must be done the way it was written

 

[SolarTiger]

Dragon Ball: Re-Evolution

Goku-Aaron Yoo

Bulma Briefs-Amanda Bynes

Yamcha-Karl Yune

Master Roshi-Jackie Chan

Piccolo-Michael Jai White

Chi Chi-Kristin Kreuk

Mai-Devon Aoki

That cast would rock! A little iffy on Amanda Bynes as Bulma but the rest were awesome.

 

[gwynplaine]

_ "The Running Man."

Ben Richards : James Franco.

TV Host : Jeremy Renner.

In a remake closer to Stephen King's novel.


_ Stephen King's "Thinner". starring Kevin James in his first dramatic role. (I like when comedians do drama.) and using today's technology a la "Benjamin Button."

 

[Schlosser85]

Blade Runner

Deckard- Christian Bale

Roy Batty- Paul Bettany

Rachael- Kate Beckinsale

Gaff- Jeffrey Wright

Bryant- Brian Cox

Sebastian- Ben Foster

Tyrell- Danny Huston


Dead Calm

Rae- Rachel Weisz

John- Ralph Fiennes

Hughie- Cillian Murphy

 

[Thundarr]

The Princess Bride

Dad: Fred Savage (reprising his role from the original movie, now all grown up)

Mom: Rebecca Romain

Little boy/girl: Unknown child actor

Wesley/Dread Pirate Roberts: Orlando Bloom

Princess Buttercup: Kiera Knightly

Prince Humperdink: Clive Owen

Fezzik: "The Big Show" Paul White

Indigo Montoya: Antonio Banderas

Fezzini: Verne Troyer

The Six Fingered Man: Johnny Depp

Miracle Max: Mike Myers

Valerie: Fran Drescher

The King: Patric Stewart

The Priest: Leslie Neilson

Fred Savage comes home from work and asks Rebecca how their kid is doing. She tells him s/he is still pretty sick. So Fred decides to cheer the kid up by reading The Princess Bride to him/her.