Charlie Sheen's Voice Mails to Denise Richards

[Calvin]

"I just, um, am so disappointed in you. I'm so disappointed. You're such a disappointment. You're such a disappointment. You're such a f**king a**hole."

I'm gonna have to put that one away in the ol' memory bank for later use

 

[Asgard]

And yet everyone else who knows Sheen just raves about how much he has changed and how he has gotten his life back together. Hell, Richards did it...until she cheated on him and started filing for divorce...hmmmm.

From what Ive read (just now, might I add), it was Sheen who allegedly cheated on her which caused her to file for divorce March of last year, then they reconciled in December. However while on vacation in Barbados on that same month Charlie was seen kissing another woman. Now, we skip to Jan 27 where I read that a spokesman for Denise confirmed that she had herself tested for STDs at a clinic in California after reports surfaced that Charlie had been having sex with prostitutes while they tried to reconcile last year.

Only recently have I heard that Denise(right after you posted about her cheating) was seeing Richie Sambora of all people, but that was months after she filed for divorce the second time.

So like I said, there really isnt any way for any of us to know the truth about this situation, but with all the things that Ive been reading, it seems like Charlie has been a very bad boy.

Still, he is a pretty funny guy and Two and a Half Men is really enjoyable.

You dickface, hahaha, I wish I could hear the voicemails.

 

[Kmack]

I think the messages are hilarious!

I don't blame her for leaving his demented @ss. The guy sounds like a psycho

 

[Calvin]

God these really made my day, I just read them a second time.

 

[Spider-Nerd]

denise richards is hot as ****. I wish i had her

 

[Calvin]

denise richards is hot as ****. I wish i had her

I wish I had her so I could call her dickface like that.

 

[Asgard]

You ****in dickface.

Hey, if anyone here can impersonate The Sheen, would it be possible for you to read these transcripts record it and post it online?

'So I gonna leave early. Okay? Dickface. That's what Im gonna do. Goodbye.'

If I were Denise and Charlie called me a dickface, I would forgive any indiscretions he may have made and remarry him. Hell, Id probably let him hump as many prostitutes as his heart desires.

 

[Carter]

When you can call Denise Richards a dickface over her cell phone, you are.....simply the man

 

[Calvin]

Sheen's got a cool voice too, too bad these weren't audio.

 

[Asgard]

When you can call Denise Richards a dickface over her cell phone, you are.....simply the man

Yeah, really. It's not like she can deny that considering who it is she married...

 

[Asgard]

They're transcripts from her voicemails I think, so if Gods willing He will let them get online for us to enjoy.

Is it just me or is anyone getting the feeling that Charlie Sheen is going to be the next Chuck Norris?

 

[Calvin]

I would much much much prefer that.

 

[user123456789]

If the allegations against him were true, why would he feel the need to call her and call her a liar, as they would both know they are true? I believe Sheen.

what allegations?

 

[SuperDude]

From what Ive read (just now, might I add), it was Sheen who allegedly cheated on her which caused her to file for divorce March of last year, then they reconciled in December. However while on vacation in Barbados on that same month Charlie was seen kissing another woman. Now, we skip to Jan 27 where I read that a spokesman for Denise confirmed that she had herself tested for STDs at a clinic in California after reports surfaced that Charlie had been having sex with prostitutes while they tried to reconcile last year.

Only recently have I heard that Denise(right after you posted about her cheating) was seeing Richie Sambora of all people, but that was months after she filed for divorce the second time.

So like I said, there really isnt any way for any of us to know the truth about this situation, but with all the things that Ive been reading, it seems like Charlie has been a very bad boy.

Still, he is a pretty funny guy and Two and a Half Men is really enjoyable.

You dickface, hahaha, I wish I could hear the voicemails.

Dude, how do you know all this? Sad, man. Sad.

 

[Tangled Web]

I'm sure dramatic reanactments shall be made on ytmnd.