China introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors.

[Mike_D202]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.

According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.

Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.

It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.

A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

 

[Raiden]

Next step: cyber sex!

 

[Doctor Evo]

$2,800? Something tells me that this will be seen in parents' basements across the United States before very long.

 

[IronFist]

What if your dong down there is wider than that hole? Does that hole adjusts or it just hurts?

 

[Doctor Evo]

What if your dong down there is wider than that hole? Does that hole adjusts or it just hurts?

You're not fooling anybody.

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

What if your dong down there is wider than that hole? Does that hole adjusts or it just hurts?

grip it and rip it

 

[DarkSovereignty]

sure, they say it's safe now, but nine months down the road the doorbell rings and you find a basket with a tiny LED display in it and a note. and the note doesn't have good news.

 

[Casius--J]

The only way this works is if its for personal use. Could not imagine this being in a public clinic with dozens of men using this device daily... urgh

 

[Dark Raven]

Hands free sperm extractor? I thought they existed already. They're called women.

 

[pr0xyt0xin]

The only way this works is if its for personal use. Could not imagine this being in a public clinic with dozens of men using this device daily... urgh

just buy your own. I'm sure you could find one used on craigslist for a good price.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

yeah this seems like a way to contract std's. of course that would help china with it's population problems...

 

[Pink Ranger]

The only way this works is if its for personal use. Could not imagine this being in a public clinic with dozens of men using this device daily... urgh

**paste Paris Hilton joke in this space**

 

[Roasty Doom]

I wonder if you can reverse engineer it...

 

[Fading]

I really hope they clean it...really, really well after each use.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I really hope they clean it...really, really well after each use.

Because China is known worldwide for their exacting standards and attention to detail.

Honestly though, I didn't think there was anything wrong with the old system. This is a solution looking for a problem if there ever was one.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

so...2800, huh? ::checks bank statement::

 

[Dark Raven]

Maybe they have the equivalent of a disposal bin liner or trash can liner (whatever you call it in the US) that they stick in there.

Imagine a man sitting in the waiting room for his turn and another man comes out, having just used it.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper just to pay someone to-

Oh never mind.

 

[Dark Raven]

Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper just to pay someone to-

Oh never mind.

They had that idea for a woman to do it, but they sat on it for too long.

 

[Fading]

Maybe they have the equivalent of a disposal bin liner or trash can liner (whatever you call it in the US) that they stick in there.

Imagine a man sitting in the waiting room for his turn and another man comes out, having just used it.

I'm starting to think all the thoughts we had about the future are crap. This is the closest we're getting to robot hookers, and ppl are waiting in line to get sloppy seconds with what looks like a trash compactor t:.

 

[Erzengel]

I wouldn't mind being the 1st person to try out, but not the second......

 

[Dark Raven]

Maybe that pink tube is disposable and they swap that bit out for each patient.

But probably not.

 

[Schlosser85]

The marvels of technology, ladies and gentlemen! I didn't realize there was a problem with just *********ing into a cup.

 

[Silvermoth]

I suppose there is a market out there for robot science fiction sex. As people have said though, for personal use rather than public.

Imagine all the weirdos turning up at the clinic to use this.

 

[enterthemadness]

...hmmmmmmm...need more info about this...