China introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors.

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  1. Mike_D202 Green Lantern's roommate

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

    :awesome:
     
  2. Raiden Wakanda Forever

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    Next step: cyber sex!
     
  3. Doctor Evo Registered

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    $2,800? Something tells me that this will be seen in parents' basements across the United States before very long.
     
  4. IronFist Registered

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    What if your dong down there is wider than that hole? Does that hole adjusts or it just hurts?
     
  5. Doctor Evo Registered

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    You're not fooling anybody.
     
  6. pr0xyt0xin Shaper Savant

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    grip it and rip it
     
  7. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    sure, they say it's safe now, but nine months down the road the doorbell rings and you find a basket with a tiny LED display in it and a note. and the note doesn't have good news.
     
  8. Casius--J Web Master

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    The only way this works is if its for personal use. Could not imagine this being in a public clinic with dozens of men using this device daily... urgh :barf:
     
  9. Dark Raven It's not about what you deserve...

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    Hands free sperm extractor? I thought they existed already. They're called women.
     
  10. pr0xyt0xin Shaper Savant

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    just buy your own. I'm sure you could find one used on craigslist for a good price.
     
  11. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    yeah this seems like a way to contract std's. of course that would help china with it's population problems...
     
  12. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    **paste Paris Hilton joke in this space**
     
  13. Roasty Doom Registered

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    I wonder if you can reverse engineer it...
     
  14. Fading ---

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    I really hope they clean it...really, really well after each use.
     
  15. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Because China is known worldwide for their exacting standards and attention to detail. :(

    Honestly though, I didn't think there was anything wrong with the old system. This is a solution looking for a problem if there ever was one.
     
  16. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    so...2800, huh? ::checks bank statement::
     
  17. Dark Raven It's not about what you deserve...

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    Maybe they have the equivalent of a disposal bin liner or trash can liner (whatever you call it in the US) that they stick in there.

    Imagine a man sitting in the waiting room for his turn and another man comes out, having just used it. :barf:
     
  18. Thundercrack85 Registered

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    Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper just to pay someone to-

    Oh never mind.
     
  19. Dark Raven It's not about what you deserve...

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    They had that idea for a woman to do it, but they sat on it for too long. :oldrazz:
     
  20. Fading ---

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    I'm starting to think all the thoughts we had about the future are crap. This is the closest we're getting to robot hookers, and ppl are waiting in line to get sloppy seconds with what looks like a trash compactor :woot:.
     
  21. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I wouldn't mind being the 1st person to try out, but not the second......
     
  22. Dark Raven It's not about what you deserve...

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    Maybe that pink tube is disposable and they swap that bit out for each patient.

    But probably not.
     
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    The marvels of technology, ladies and gentlemen! I didn't realize there was a problem with just *********ing into a cup.
     
  24. Silvermoth Krakoan native

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    I suppose there is a market out there for robot science fiction sex. As people have said though, for personal use rather than public.

    Imagine all the weirdos turning up at the clinic to use this.
     
  25. enterthemadness The Triumvirate

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    ...hmmmmmmm...need more info about this...
     

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