China introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors.

[Pink Ranger]

I blame the cup

All those damn plastic cups, hangin' around at the grocery store all night, talkin' dirty and dressin' like ****es, what do they expect's going to happen to them, man?

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Can someone tell me why the country with the biggest overpopulation problem needs sperm banks?

 

[Evelisse]

China? hmm hole looks too big. boom

 

[<(o_o)>]

"Honey, Does are insurance pay for sperm extraction? Why? "Because there was no more happy endings after we got married."

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

On that note, maybe you can think of another use for your "T-spheres."

OH HELLO!!!

 

[terry78]

Anything to make those pesky women obsolete, eh China?

 

[Dark Raven]

Anything to make those pesky women obsolete, eh China?

With these hands-free devices showing up, the women must look elsewhere for employment in a hand job.

 

[IronFist]

Now chinese women will see how it feels when the government "exports" the jobs.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Now chinese women will see how it feels when the government "exports" the jobs.

Handjobs: the only kind that Americans can do faster and cheaper than the Chinese.

 

[terry78]

Handjobs: the only kind that Americans can do faster and cheaper than the Chinese.

Nobody does it better.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Nobody does it better.

 

[Dark Raven]

Handjobs: the only kind that Americans can do faster and cheaper than the Chinese.

It's stripping away their livelihood and leaving them with a hand-to-mouth existence.

 

[Pink Ranger]

It's stripping away their livelihood and leaving them with a hand-to-mouth existence.

But soon they'll be making money hand over fist.

 

[DarbyD53]

Added to amazon wish list.

Well now what the hell am I going to do with this shop vac? Anyone need a slightly used one?

 

[Mike_D202]

China? hmm hole looks too big. boom

 

[Doctor Evo]

Can someone tell me why the country with the biggest overpopulation problem needs sperm banks?

Actually, given their obsessive preference for male offspring, this may actually lead to an overall reduction in their rate of population growth. If families have access to the option of selecting the gender of their child before fertilization, we may see an increase in the proportion of males within the population, reducing further the capacity of the population to produce offspring. This may also decrease the incidence of mysterious "disappearances" of female Chinese infants.

Seems like a win-win to me. Of course, this may in fact go against China's economic interests, as population growth tends to be a good thing for industrialized nations (until a certain point). Also, it's likely that those able to afford these services may be few and far between, so it may be a moot point either way.

 

[Dark Raven]

Can someone tell me why the country with the biggest overpopulation problem needs sperm banks?

There seem to be a lot of bankers over there who spend most of their time banking.

 

[grout]

Actually, given their obsessive preference for male offspring, this may actually lead to an overall reduction in their rate of population growth. If families have access to the option of selecting the gender of their child before fertilization, we may see an increase in the proportion of males within the population, reducing further the capacity of the population to produce offspring. This may also decrease the incidence of mysterious "disappearances" of female Chinese infants.

Seems like a win-win to me. Of course, this may in fact go against China's economic interests, as population growth tends to be a good thing for industrialized nations (until a certain point). Also, it's likely that those able to afford these services may be few and far between, so it may be a moot point either way.

Evo, do you have to be serious about everything, we know they are a communist society and you can only have so many of each. Cant you just laugh that I thought this was a high dollar espresso machine. lol

 

[terry78]

Evo, do you have to be serious about everything, we know they are a communist society and you can only have so many of each. Cant you just laugh that I thought this was a high dollar espresso machine. lol

It's funnier the way he is now.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Evo, do you have to be serious about everything, we know they are a communist society and you can only have so many of each. Cant you just laugh that I thought this was a high dollar espresso machine. lol

Whatever, I made TWO jokes in this thread already. That's my limit.

 

[Fading]

Whatever, I made TWO jokes in this thread already. That's my limit.

No wonder grout was unsatisfied, you climaxed too early.

 

[Doctor Evo]

No wonder grout was unsatisfied, you climaxed too early.

In China, men come first and grout comes second.

 

[Fading]

In China, men come first and grout comes second.

In Soviet Russia robot donates sperm in you.


The more I think about your China choosing gender comment, the more I realise how much China will suck for the straight male populace. Can you imagine trying to get a date when only 25% of the population is female.

 

[GRangerPrimeNYC]

The hole on that machine is rather small..........

Further strengthens the stereotype that Chinese guys have small ***** lol

 

[Pink Ranger]

Cant you just laugh that I thought this was a high dollar espresso machine. lol

Too ... many ... jokes ... system ... overload ...

1. It's not an espresso machine, but if you want a cappuccino, you're in luck.

2. It's okay to ask for one cream, but if you want two you have to wait an extra hour.

3. It's the only coffee machine in the world that has a $10,000 tab set up for Paris Hilton.

4. It's the only coffee machine in the world that has a $50,000 tab set up for Perez Hilton.

5. Trust me, you don't want to see the Tassimo bar code on this one.

6. If you order it black, it comes out in a much taller cup.