China introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors.

[Dark Raven]

Too ... many ... jokes ... system ... overload ...

1. It's not an espresso machine, but if you want a cappuccino, you're in luck.

2. It's okay to ask for one cream, but if you want two you have to wait an extra hour.

3. It's the only coffee machine in the world that has a $10,000 tab set up for Paris Hilton.

4. It's the only coffee machine in the world that has a $50,000 tab set up for Perez Hilton.

5. Trust me, you don't want to see the Tassimo bar code on this one.

6. If you order it black, it comes out in a much taller cup.

Looks like you really spilled the beans with that one.

 

[Fading]

Too ... many ... jokes ... system ... overload ...

1. It's not an espresso machine, but if you want a cappuccino, you're in luck.

2. It's okay to ask for one cream, but if you want two you have to wait an extra hour.

3. It's the only coffee machine in the world that has a $10,000 tab set up for Paris Hilton.

4. It's the only coffee machine in the world that has a $50,000 tab set up for Perez Hilton.

5. Trust me, you don't want to see the Tassimo bar code on this one.

6. If you order it black, it comes out in a much taller cup.

Lol.

Two men, one robot?

Now time to mentally scar. Imagine the nerdiest guy you know on a date in his home with this machine. He dresses it in X-Men themed lingerie. "Where we belong" playing as he carries it up to his bedroom. Changing his status on facebook from single.

 

[Alien Anal]

i-blobot and roblojob

thats all i got

 

[chaseter]

I saw that same machine at a krispy kreme.

 

[The Squirrel]

Is anyone else shocked that Japan didn't develop this first?

 

[terry78]

Not really. Japanese people actually like having sex with each other. Or octopi.


My current gf is Japanese, so I get stereotypical joke privileges.

 

[chaseter]

Does she make you wear a squid suit?

 

[MrMen]

for that price they could have got 100 china made vacuum cleaner

 

[Mike_D202]

I wonder if they'll build an automatic hands-free artificial insemination machine next.

 

[Beanjuice]

sure, they say it's safe now, but nine months down the road the doorbell rings and you find a basket with a tiny LED display in it and a note. and the note doesn't have good news.

this is the funniest thing I've ever read on the hype.

 

[Dark Raven]

I wonder if they'll build an automatic hands-free artificial insemination machine next.

They could use the hands-free sperm extractor on the hands-free insemination machine.

 

[grout]

Can it make you a ham sandwich after?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Can it make you a ham sandwich after?

Lol, are you and I thinking of the same classic dirty joke?

 

[grout]

Lol, are you and I thinking of the same classic dirty joke?

LOL, Oh yeah,, i didnt think anybody would pick up on that one.

 

[Pink Ranger]

LOL, Oh yeah,, i didnt think anybody would pick up on that one.

"Wash you hands, *****, and make me a ham sandwich!"