China introduce hands-free automatic sperm extractor for donors.

[Dark Raven]

I suppose there is a market out there for robot science fiction sex. As people have said though, for personal use rather than public.

Imagine all the weirdos turning up at the clinic to use this.

And imagine the nurses working at that clinic when asked what kind of job they have.

 

[Mike_D202]

It looks like a robot from Star Wars that's been blacklisted.

 

[Nathan]

Couldn't they just have put a hole in the wall? So much cheaper.

 

[Pink Ranger]

It looks like a robot from Star Wars that's been blacklisted.

I remember that one: JO-69.

Couldn't they just have put a hole in the wall? So much cheaper.

Yeah, but then you've got to pay someone a heckuva lot of money to be on the other side.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

this is why the porn industry should open sperm banks, capitalize on the talent.

 

[Immortalfire]

I think not.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

you've saddened me.

 

[AnneFan]

It's a sad day when people have to use a machine for something like this - and it's referred to as an 'extraction process'.

 

[Schlosser85]

Yea that makes it sound creepy, like it's gonna probe you.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I wonder if the nozzle was blue instead of pink, whether that'd make it gay or not. t:

 

[Nathan]

I wonder if the nozzle was blue instead of pink, whether that'd make it gay or not. t:

My mind would just wander to this.

 

[Pink Ranger]

What's more disturbing is that I could 5 buttons there. What the **** do we need 5 buttons for? Too much room for error there, man, I don't like it!!

It's like "yes, if you DON'T want your penis severed, make sure this button is pressed twice."

"Wait, what was that?"

"Nothing, just go ahead."

 

[Dark Raven]

What's more disturbing is that I could 5 buttons there. What the **** do we need 5 buttons for? Too much room for error there, man, I don't like it!!

It's like "yes, if you DON'T want your penis severed, make sure this button is pressed twice."

"Wait, what was that?"

"Nothing, just go ahead."

There just seems too much possibility of a major cork up with this.

 

[Casius--J]

There just seems too much possibility of a major cork up with this.

I see what you did there

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

They would have to bleach that thing down after every extraction. That just sounds very unsanitary.

 

[ThDWgeek]

Yeah, that's just... nasty. Like really nasty. Was there such a problem with the "closed door and a cup" method that this thing was necessary?

 

[chamber-music]

I suppose there is a market out there for robot science fiction sex.

Next step robot porn I guess.

It looks like a robot from Star Wars that's been blacklisted.

Don't give George Lucas any ideas

 

[Duke]

yeah this seems like a way to contract std's. of course that would help china with it's population problems...

My sentiments, precisely.

I remember that one: JO-69.





Yeah, but then you've got to pay someone a heckuva lot of money to be on the other side.

And who who would be crazy enough too.

 

[Dark Raven]

My sentiments, precisely.



And who who would be crazy enough too.

Yeah, who would have the balls for that? They'd be nuts.

 

[PyroChamber]

Hands free sperm extractor? I thought they existed already. They're called women.

Yeah, but these machines maybe more affordable.

 

[grout]

Just got back in from China,,, works great!! lol

 

[Pink Ranger]

Just got back in from China,,, works great!! lol

You could have just sent the same message when you were in China; you would have had both hands free, after all.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

The last few comments are FULL OF WIN!

 

[Pink Ranger]

The last few comments are FULL OF WIN!

On that note, maybe you can think of another use for your "T-spheres."

 

[grout]

Yeah, that's just... nasty. Like really nasty. Was there such a problem with the "closed door and a cup" method that this thing was necessary?

I guess so,, but if you think about it in the heat of the moment, the last thing on anybodys mind is a cup. I blame the cup