China's New Military

[Danger Mouse]

 

[Elijya]

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Suddenly, I'm really liking this communist thing....

 

[Kritish]

I want to become a POW.

 

[WeaponZ2]

I'm lost...did they just start to allow women to enlist?

EDIT: Oh...I get it. Its the fact that they are all beautiful. Now I feel like an ass.

 

[Kritish]

It's okay, torture me all you want. I won't scream...

 

[Danger Mouse]

If only every armed forces of the world's nations would follow suit...

 

[CConn]

Ooooh, ooooh. Invade me! Invade me!

 

[Kritish]

She can go special forces on me any day.

 

[Abaddon]

it's a trick, they're fembots!

 

[Kritish]

it's a trick, they're fembots!

Who cares?

 

[CConn]

it's a trick, they're fembots!

Then it's time I grow out my chest hair.

 

[Abaddon]

Who cares?

they're vaginas work like trash compactors. Beware. Beware!

 

[Kritish]

they're vaginas work like trash compactors. Beware. Beware!

My penis works like a jack hammer, sounds like a match made in heaven. :heart:

 

[Tangled Web]

Israel has a hotter army of beautiful women.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Fun fact:

China has more honor students than America has students.





edit: Oh, sorry I thought this was going to be about China's rising status as a superpower.

 

[Danger Mouse]

I wanna be their Drill Sergeant. There'd be plenty of drilling to do.

 

[Kritish]

Israel has a hotter army of beautiful women.

Let it go, Portman doesn't feel the same about you.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Israel has a hotter army of beautiful women.

but these women will love you long time.

 

[Tangled Web]

Let it go, Portman doesn't feel the same about you.

No, it's not that. Israel actually has some of the world's finest women. It's common knowledge.

 

[Kritish]

but these women will love you long time.

Didn't you read his thread about him being able to give himself a blow? He does that by himself just fine.

No, it's not that. Israel actually has some of the world's finest women. It's common knowledge.

No, no they don't.

 

[Danger Mouse]

No, it's not that. Israel actually has some of the world's finest women. It's common knowledge.

Well, respectfully, this thread is not a debate on which military is hotter.

 

[hippie_hunter]

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Suddenly, I'm really liking this communist thing....

My thoughts exactly

 

[Assassin]

I'm lost...did they just start to allow women to enlist?

EDIT: Oh...I get it. Its the fact that they are all beautiful. Now I feel like an ass.

Huh? where? all I see are a bunch of China chicks

 

[Savage]

Huh? where? all I see are a bunch of China chicks

Exactly.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

i can salutes you and not use my hands.