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Sundancer

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It'd be a poll, but I don't know what the thing in the top left is


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The GL ring. No hesitation.
 
Sonic Screwdriver.

GL ring and Thor's hammer judge you.
The ring make you nuts.
There are no pokemons in real life.
You have no magic in real life.
Weapons are rarely used (by me at least).

So yes, Screwdriver.
 
The red e-cig on the left.:o
 
Sonic Screwdriver.

GL ring and Thor's hammer judge you.
The ring make you nuts.
There are no pokemons in real life.
You have no magic in real life.
Weapons are rarely used (by me at least).

So yes, Screwdriver.


I'm nuts already, so just give me the ring...
 
I'd choose none of the above!!!! My weapon of choice, without hesitation or doubt is:




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The G.I.JOE rifle, no "Real American Hero", should be without one. :up: :word:
 
GL's ring. No way in hell would Thor's hammer let me wield it.
 
GL's ring.
Not all bearers of that power went nuts.
 
Sonic Screwdriver.

GL ring and Thor's hammer judge you.
The ring make you nuts.
There are no pokemons in real life.
You have no magic in real life.
Weapons are rarely used (by me at least).

So yes, Screwdriver.

I choose the most powerful TOOL in the universe created by cosmic Smurfs.

Also... Huh? There aren't sonic screw drivers made by Time Lords from alien planets either, so... Sorry it's just an odd bit of applied "logic".
 
Sonic Screwdriver and GL ring are pretty much deus ex machinas so I would probably take one of those.

Lightsabers are cool but I'll probably end up accidentally maiming myself or someone else. I imagine they are difficult to wield without training or force powers.

To hell with the one ring. The ring is a curse.

If it ain't the Elder Wand then it isn't worth having.

Pokémon Balls are just weird. Also you will probably get hassled by team rocket all the time if you have a rare Pokémon.

Thor doesn't really seem to have overall control of the hammer. Odin enchanted it in the movie so that he could only pick it up if he was worthy again and in the comics Jane Foster has mastery over it. Why have a hammer that isn't loyal to you.

I have no use for a phaser.
 
Ring of power makes you it's servant/slave and rot from the inside out.
Power Ring to the contrary demands you have free will, in fact it runs off it.
Plus with the willpower and enough imagination makes all the others obsolete.
 
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are you kidding!i know which one...
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freaking drinking Meade all day with buxom shield maidens slinging hash at my beck and call!! oh yeah Odin would have a long haired brother for a son!! i would love saying "I would have WORDS WITH THEE BABY!" and then toss that thing into someone's rib cage!

and a poke Ball?!?! Mannnnnnn!! you have would to lay down paper on the floor training those monsters needless to say one day they might turn on you! forget that!
 
I coulda sworn you'd be a Power Ring guy BV, but I guess the buxom maidens are the tipping point. Understandably so.
 
The GL ring. I could make a charizard out of its energy. Or a Zack Snyder.
 
I coulda sworn you'd be a Power Ring guy BV, but I guess the buxom maidens are the tipping point. Understandably so.

Buxom hash slinging shield maidens always tip the scales krypton my man!
that as well as the meade!!:woot:
 


Buxom hash slinging shield maidens always tip the scales krypton my man!
that as well as the meade!!:woot:

(Wakes up next to heavy set Valkyrie) "I threw thunder bolts at YOU last night?"
 

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