Hype PResidential Race '06: Team Blue

[FunBobPants]

This year's election, we have many choices to choose from. War Lord, Superman4ever and even Calvin. So, why vote for the Par-Tay party? There are many reasons to vote for us, do you want the high tax system imposed upon us by War Lord? Do you want endless murder and screaming at the hands of Jomugand? I know you don't. If Calvin gets his way, what will happen? He has already stated multiple times that he wants a new tax system for the hype, which will cost you and your fellow Hypesters millions in fun dollars. If Tsunulia or FunBobPants is elected, we swear to uphold the high standards of the hype. And we will still provide charge-free entertainment with our message board system. If Superman4ever is elected, he will impose a radical 90% taxation on all posts and votes, and an insane 95% tax on all posted threads. If you elect the Par-Tay party, you will see none of that, you will only see the same charge-free fun the hype has had for years. If you elect us, there will be no changes in the Hype Tax system. Because they're won't be one to change. Do you want your fun dollars going to pay for Superman4ever's PSP games and Brownie-flavored Ice Cream? I think not. If you want the hype to keep the same Par-Tay spirit it's been know for for years, vote for the Par-Tay party! If you want tax-free fun, vote for the Par-Tay party! If you have common sense, vote for the Par-Tay party!

Read my lips: NO NEW TAXES!

 

[Socrates]

Calvin.

 

[Tangled Web]

Soory Calvin. I voted for Darth.

 

[Darthphere]

I must say Funbobpants, as the organizer of this event its a bit of a conflict of interest supporting certain posters in the voting process.

 

[FunBobPants]

im running in the Per-Tay political party. i support my party

 

[FunBobPants]

bump

 

[FunBobPants]

Master Bruce must win! hes in my party

 

[Darthphere]

Im like the Howard Dean of this team.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Wait, I thought the Teams=Parties

 

[Darthphere]

Wait, I thought the Teams=Parties

I have no clue.


HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Ronny Shade]

I have no clue either.


I don't think anybody does.

 

[FunBobPants]

bump. Par-Tay party '06, dammit!

 

[blind_fury]

noboby's voting dude.

(which is good because it keeps my humilaition to a minimum )

 

[FunBobPants]

we will win, dammit!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Go Calvin!!

 

[FunBobPants]

This year's election, we have many choices to choose from. War Lord, Superman4ever and even Calvin. So, why vote for the Par-Tay party? There are many reasons to vote for us, do you want the high tax system imposed upon us by War Lord? Do you want endless murder and screaming at the hands of Jormugand? I know you don't. If Calvin gets his way, what will happen? He has already stated multiple times that he wants a new tax system for the hype, which will cost you and your fellow Hypesters millions in fun dollars. If Tsunulia or FunBobPants is elected, we swear to uphold the high standards of the hype. And we will still provide charge-free entertainment with our message board system. If Superman4ever is elected, he will impose a radical 90% taxation on all posts and votes, and an insane 95% tax on all posted threads. If you elect the Par-Tay party, you will see none of that, you will only see the same charge-free fun the hype has had for years. If you elect us, there will be no changes in the Hype Tax system. Because they're won't be one to change. Do you want your fun dollars going to pay for Superman4ever's PSP games and Brownie-flavored Ice Cream? Do you want your money to pay for Jourmugand's porn? I think not. If you want the hype to keep the same Par-Tay spirit it's been know for for years, vote for the Par-Tay party! If you want tax-free fun, vote for the Par-Tay party! If you have common sense, vote for the Par-Tay party!

Read my lips: NO NEW TAXES!

 

[FunBobPants]

someone please vote before this closes

 

[Tsunulia]

I already voted I can't break it

 

[FunBobPants]

calvin it is