Christmas came early on Sirius radio this morning

[BT18]

One of the few cases where pictures might actually come close to doing a great segment justice. You still have to hear it though. Top 5 moments in modern show history.

 

[Equint77]

i hope to god one day I kill Beetlejuice.. ******ed or not.. I have to get rid of him.

 

[enterthemadness]

i hope to god one day I kill Beetlejuice.. ******ed or not.. I have to get rid of him.

Why? What has he done to you?

 

[Equint77]

Why? What has he done to you?

hearing him on the radio... he bugs the hell out of me... if I can't kill him... I want to at least punch him in the face with all my strength... maybe shut him up for a year.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I love Beetlegeuse. I love Mr T. Pure awesomeness. Long Live HOWARD STERN!!!

 

[Equint77]

Long Live...

Hank the Angry Dwarf
Crackhead Bob
Rappin Granny
Elegant Elliot Offen
Joe Cancer
Highpitch Eric
Angry Black
King Of All Blacks
Daniel Carver the KKK member (for pure comedy reasons.. unfortunately)

 

[Alpha and Omega]

i hope to god one day I kill Beetlejuice.. ******ed or not.. I have to get rid of him.

[Don King] Only if you put it on pay-per-view and let me be your manager for a minute percentage. [/Don King]

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[Equint77]

[Don King] Only if you put it on pay-per-view and let me be your manager for a minute percentage. [/Don King]

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part of me feels sorry for him... another part of me wants to throw him off the Brooklyn bridge.

oh conscience.

 

[unknownuser]

Beetlejuice scares me

Spoiler

Please kill him soon Equint

 

[Alpha and Omega]

part of me feels sorry for him... another part of me wants to throw him off the Brooklyn bridge.

oh conscience.

Eh, the latter would probably get us better ratings, so you should go with that one.

 

[Equint77]

Beetlejuice scares me

Spoiler

Please kill him soon Equint

he lives in NY.. if he doesn't have his agent/bodyguard with him... he's rat bait.

on a side note.. one day I clicked on his happydwarf website... you can hire him for parties in which he screws strippers in front of everyone... it's sorta weird cause you see these guys saying **** HER Beetlejuice!!! and he has this look of confusion....

oh well.

 

[Equint77]

Eh, the latter would probably get us better ratings, so you should go with that one.

isn't there a law against beating up ******s on camera?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Long Live...

Hank the Angry Dwarf
Crackhead Bob
Rappin Granny
Elegant Elliot Offen
Joe Cancer
Highpitch Eric
Angry Black
King Of All Blacks
Daniel Carver the KKK member (for pure comedy reasons.. unfortunately)

 

[Alpha and Omega]

isn't there a law against beating up ******s on camera?

Wear a mask.

 

[Equint77]

the best hank skit was when he was on the old E show and he was in a bunny suit and kept saying "go have sex with your mother" and "go have sex with jesus christ"...

i'll never forget that.... EVER

 

[ShadowBoxing]

the best hank skit was when he was on the old E show and he was in a bunny suit and kept saying "go have sex with your mother" and "go have sex with jesus christ"...


i'll never forget that.... EVER

Hank "The Angry Dwarf" Nasiff
1962-2001

"Because sometimes the smallest of us can inspire the greatest of
us"
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[Alpha and Omega]

edit - I took the link down. Definitely has some banworthy material, but if you'd like to see it, just look up Hank's name on youtube or I'll send you a link.

 

[Equint77]

lol.. I forgot about Ms. Howard Stern