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Cinemax is funny!

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Did anyone notice that last night Cinemax aired Batman Returns AND Superman Returns back to back. Oh, Cinemax. How I love your sense of humor. :heart:
 
When Batman returned, he strapped a bomb to a circus freak and threw him down a sewer while smiling...bad ass. When Superman returned, he found out he owed about 6 years of back child support, and became a stalker...creepy. But his shows once again Batman>Superman.
 
When Batman returned, he strapped a bomb to a circus freak and threw him down a sewer while smiling...bad ass. When Superman returned, he found out he owed about 6 years of back child support, and became a stalker...creepy. But his shows once again Batman>Superman.

hell yea :up:
 
When Batman returned, he strapped a bomb to a circus freak and threw him down a sewer while smiling...bad ass. When Superman returned, he found out he owed about 6 years of back child support, and became a stalker...creepy. But his shows once again Batman>Superman.


Beautifully said. :applaud
 
When Batman returned, he strapped a bomb to a circus freak and threw him down a sewer while smiling...bad ass. When Superman returned, he found out he owed about 6 years of back child support, and became a stalker...creepy. But his shows once again Batman>Superman.

I agree with this joker.
 
And Batman had to stop a parade of penguins, with MISSILES!!!!:whatever:
 
yeah, I did notice Supes was kind of stalking Lois and being a peeping Tom, He's a creeper, watch out for him on facebook and myspace.
 
And Batman had to stop a parade of penguins, with MISSILES!!!!:whatever:

As Catman said, Luthor thought that a giant, barren rock where nothing could possibly grow and let off radiation that will slowly kill you over time (as Kryptonite does) would be the place where everyone would want to live.

And come on...Penguins rule. And when you make them penguins who are being remote controlled to blow up a city with back mounted missles, that's just the most incredibly awesome thing they could have possibly had Batman fight in that movie. What did Superman fight again?

Oh wait, that's right, Superman didnt even throw a single punch in the entire 2 and a half hour long movie. He tossed a rock into space instead. Cause you know, that's real f**king interesting to watch :cmad:
 
yeah, I did notice Supes was kind of stalking Lois and being a peeping Tom, He's a creeper, watch out for him on facebook and myspace.

Someone needs to make a fake MySpace page for Superman...

Name: Kal-El
From: Krypton
Mood: Pining for Lois

and then have a bunch of pictures of Lois in one of those horrible repeating patterns as the background...and some emo song about not being able to be with the girl you love as she already has a boyfriend playing.
 
Did anyone notice that last night Cinemax aired Batman Returns AND Superman Returns back to back. Oh, Cinemax. How I love your sense of humor. :heart:
Yeah, though I didnt bother with the latter. :)
 
Someone needs to make a fake MySpace page for Superman...

Name: Kal-El
From: Krypton
Mood: Pining for Lois

and then have a bunch of pictures of Lois in one of those horrible repeating patterns as the background...and some emo song about not being able to be with the girl you love as she already has a boyfriend playing.

If I wanted to use my free time to do that, I would do that but I'd rather not.
 
Someone needs to make a fake MySpace page for Superman...

Name: Kal-El
From: Krypton
Mood: Pining for Lois

and then have a bunch of pictures of Lois in one of those horrible repeating patterns as the background...and some emo song about not being able to be with the girl you love as she already has a boyfriend playing.

Do it!
 

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