Combining Quotes Thread

[webhead9707]

you combine quotes from movies or comics, or television,


Mj:do you love me, or not?
peter:i, dont.
batman:THEN YOU'R GONNA LOVE ME!!!!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Two-Face: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[webhead9707]

Joker: Your Just A Freak, Like Me!
peewee herman: i know you are but what am i?

 

[webhead9707]

BUMP!!!

Harry Osborn: Are You Gonna Kill Me Just Like You Killed My Father?

Peter: Why Would I Want To Hurt You? I Love You.

Harry Osborn:[stumbles backwards] Peter? No... it can't be.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Time to start this b**ch up again!

Green Goblin: There's always a plan within a plan within a plan when you're up against the Goblin, insect!

Spider-man: Now that's a common misconception. See, spiders are actually arachnids.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

B.A. Baracus: I pity the fool.

The Terminator: No Problemo.

Batman: I'm Batman!!

The Terminator: Talk to the hand.

Joker: HA HA HA HA HA HA.

 

[SuperZer0]

Ra's Al Ghul (Ken Watanabe): Gotham MUST be Destroid!

Leonidas: This is Sparta!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Riddler:Riddle me this,riddle me that,who's afraid of the big black bat.
The Thing:It's clobbering time!
Riddler:I know who Batman is.I'm Batman!
The Terminator:I'll be back.

 

[SuperZer0]

Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

The Joker (Ledger): Your Just A Freak, Like Me!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Tattoo(Fantasy Island): The plane,the plane!
Megatron:Time to die,Humans!

 

[SuperZer0]

John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.

Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Megatron: Decepticons Attack!
The Hulk: Hulk no like robots!

 

[SuperZer0]

Jack Napier (Batman '89): Nice outfit!

Batman (Christian Bale): Nice coat.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

B.A. Baracus: You destroyed my van!
Megatron: Destroy the Autobots!
The Terminator: I'll be back.

 

[SuperZer0]

Dr. Evil: Why make trillions when we could make... billions?

Bud (Wall Street): How much is enough?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Dr. House: You have Lime Disease.

Two-Face:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SuperZer0]

Don Vito Corleone: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

Rod Tidwell: "Show me the money!"

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Dr House: You need the operation.
The Terminator:Come with me if you want to live.

 

[SuperZer0]

Harvey Dent/Two-Face (lying in hospital bed): Rachel!

Batman (Batman Begins): Rachel!!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Mr. Whipple: Please don't squeeze the Carmin.
Dr. House: Does this hurt?

 

[SuperZer0]

Biff Tannen: What are you looking at butthead?

Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.

 

[webhead9707]

these don't make sense.. at all... they are just random quotes put together, some of them I'm not even sure are real quotes! haha




The Joker: And here... we... go!
[Silence. Nothing happens. Confused, Joker turns to look at the clock.]

Smithers: I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't arrived yet, sir.

The Joker: [sighs] Can't rely on anyone these days...

not all that funny, but you get the idea, they are real quotes and you put them together to form something that you think is funny.