The Dark Knight Famous quotes?

[Nightwing 52]

From Batman: Black and White volume 2. Probably not the exact quote, but something to that effect.

Joker: You know you're insane, don't you? Oh, sure I have one or two delusions of my own, but YOU you actually think you can stop crime.

Batman: What do you mean? I stop it every night.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

"Now, longly hearts and Sunday School teachers like to say that the rain is the tears of God. But God doesn't bother to cry on Gotham. This rain? If it coems from Him...it's not His tears."

Maybe this bit from Broken City could work somewhere:

Scarface: See, I jus' got off da blower with da boid an' he says the Bat's woids is GOSPEL.
Rosie: The Bat? Since when does the DEVIL tell the TRUTH?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Batman: Milo, drink your wine. Savor it. Then put your affairs in order and call your dear friends and tell them goodbye. Tell them your next address will be a prison or a grave because--hear me, Milo--I will find the blind man and I'll return and I'll destroy you. I'll watch you whimper and beg and crawl.

Batman: You can never ecape me. Bullets don't harm me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I know pain. Sometimes I share it. With someone like you.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Here's one from Arkham Asylum:

CHARLIE: Joker! I had enough of this madness!
JOKER: Enough madness? Enough? And how do you measure madness? Not with rods and wheels and checks, surely? You know you look so pretty when your mad. KISS ME CHARLIE! RAVISH ME! But no tongue, ya hear? Not on the first date.
CHARLIE: I'm warning you...
JOKER: You're in no position to issue warnings, Charlie, not with your guilty secret. Now you sit down and stay down before I think of something funny to do with you.

 

[Saint]

I'd like to hear this line from DKR whenever it is appropriate (be it in TDK or any following batfilm): "You don't get it, boy. This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table... and I'm the surgeon."

 

[antmanx68]

I'd like to avoid any OVERLY Frank Miller quotes like that. That borders on coolness but live action i think it would just kind of be a *rolls eyes* moment.

I like in Y1 when Batman has that drug dealer pinned in his apartment and tells him:

Bullets don't harm me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I know pain. Sometimes I share it. With someone like you. ...

whispering that in a scumbag's ear after he just emptied his gun at you to no avail is so hardcore.

 

[Saint]

Agreed, that would be awesome.

 

[StorminNorman]

"As with everything the answer lies somewhere.....in the details." - Batman

 

[darknight7]

I'd like to avoid any OVERLY Frank Miller quotes like that. That borders on coolness but live action i think it would just kind of be a *rolls eyes* moment.

I like in Y1 when Batman has that drug dealer pinned in his apartment and tells him:

Bullets don't harm me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I know pain. Sometimes I share it. With someone like you. ...

whispering that in a scumbag's ear after he just emptied his gun at you to no avail is so hardcore.

Agreed 100%: DKR quote is quite over the top, but the Y1 quote would be fantastic.

--dk7

 

[Excel]

some ONE LINERS

"I have a job to do"-Bruce

"Its the saving of the innocent, thats more important then the punishing of the guilty."-Alfred

 

[Nightwing 52]

From The Killing Joke:

The Joker: Remember? Oh, I wouldn't do that! Remembering's dangerous! I find the past such a worrying, ancious place. "The past tense" I suppose you'd call it! HA HA! Memory's so trecherous! One moment you're lost in a carnival of delights, with poigniant childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, and all that sentimantal candy floss! The next, it leads you to somewhere you don't want to go. Somewhere dark and cold, filled with damp, ambiguous shapes of things you'd hoped were forgotten. Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children I suppose. HAHA!! But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deffy reason itself! Although, why not? We aren't contractually tied down to reality. There is no sanity clause. So when you find yourself on an unpleasent train of thought, leading to places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember, there's always madness. Madness is the emergency exit! You can just step outside, and close the door on all thoes dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away. Forever.

 

[darknight7]

I would love to hear these words from Ledger:

"Stop me if you've heard this one"

followed by a disturbing joke...


--dk

 

[BatmanFanatic]

Imagine this.

JOKER taunts BATMAN walking the streets of evacuated Gotham with an UZI. BATMAN tears down the street in the TUMBLER past JOKER.

JOKER: I'll show you who runs this city! HAHAHAH!

TUMBLER screams to a stop with a 180 degree spin. The roof of the TUMBLER slowly opens up with a series of sliding panels, until BATMAN emerges. BATMAN leaps out of the armored TUMBLER and starts walking quickly towards the JOKER.

BATMAN: Okay. Show me.

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If they were to have that scene I could just die happy. *sighs blissfully*

 

[Rorschach II]

- While being interrogated on who he is and where he came from I'd like to hear Joker say something like "Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice."

- "You had a bad day too, once, didn't you?"

- "Wait 'til they get a load of me!"

 

[Killing Joke926]

Man Who Laughs (slightly tweaked by yours truely)

*BatMan and Gordon look into the cell and find a dead cop with calling card, leaning against the wall*

Gordon: "Looks like he spent some time in here, waiting for that TV crew to arrive...

Joker's words written in the cops blood, taking up an entire cell wall: "One By One They'll Hear My Call, Then This Wicked Town Will Follow My Fall!"

 

[jimmy]

"Batman nasty. . . he balls nasty."

 

[BatmanFanatic]

"That's DARN rude..."

Too bad it wasn't Joker who said it.

 

[Lead_Tester]

Grumpy Gun.


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