Competitive Eating

[Showtime]

I'd try it just for kicks. I think I could do well if it were buffalo wings.

 

[LexCorp]

I'm sensing there's a difference between what I do and what competitive eaters do that you're not quite grasping so, okay.

No I'm grasping that you said you can eat loads of food so much in fact that would make us fellow guys look bad.....

So why be so wasteful if you are so intent on helping the hungry people of the world......moderate yourself.

You can't have a go at theses people who eat loads while you yourself say that you eat more than your fair share.

Bottom line is buddy you and these eating competitors both eat more food than you need and do not share it with the hungry people of Earth which you yourself said you hate. So what if the competitors eat more than you as you say you eat more than us which makes you just as guilty for eating more than your fair share of food.

All of this if from your own admission.

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

I think you should put things in perspective and stop acting like tres *****e.

 

[LexCorp]

I think you should put things in perspective and stop acting like tres *****e.

Meh you fail

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

You do.

 

[LexCorp]

You do.

Just explain why you can eat more food than you need rather than give away the excess to the homeless guy on the street.

 

[Eggyman]

Now now ladies

 

[LexCorp]

Now now ladies

Did you follow me?

 

[Eggyman]

Did you follow me?

Always :heart:

Seriously, though, I'm able to browse other threads too ya know

 

[CorpusBlack]

I'd do it if we were eating sushi.

Me too, I could probably whoop ass on sashimi.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Competitive eating,

an excuse for fat people to gorge themselves..

 

[pavlovs dogfood]

Just explain why you can eat more food than you need rather than give away the excess to the homeless guy on the street.

Explain to me why you think there's no difference between eating two fat mexican burritos with nachos, and shoving 50 yards of sushi down your throat and making a giant spectacle of your disgusting excesses?

 

[CorpusBlack]

Competitive eating,

an excuse for fat people to gorge themselves..

Actually all the champs are little asian boys.

 

[CorpusBlack]

Just explain why you can eat more food than you need rather than give away the excess to the homeless guy on the street.

The homeless guy wants Wild Turkey, not free food.

 

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

Actually all the champs are little asian boys.

for a minute i read

all the chimps are little asian boys.t: t:

 

[Showtime]

The solution is right in front of you. Just hold eating contests for homeless people, that way they are fed without feeling they are getting handouts and have a chance to win a prize. Everybody wins.

 

[CorpusBlack]

for a minute i read

all the chimps are little asian boys.t: t:

Man, that's hysterical.

 

[LexCorp]

Explain to me why you think there's no difference between eating two fat mexican burritos with nachos, and shoving 50 yards of sushi down your throat and making a giant spectacle of your disgusting excesses?

The difference is large but why do you need the excees food? Why not give that second burritos to a homeless person?

You can't ask them to stop eating in excess if you won't

 

[kane9321]

depending on what the food is..hell yeah

nathan's hotdogs,mmm...buffalo wings

 

[Ghostvirus]

The solution is right in front of you. Just hold eating contests for homeless people, that way they are fed without feeling they are getting handouts and have a chance to win a prize. Everybody wins.

Actually that is a dam good idea. Then let them take home what ever they didn't eat.

Seriously you should call some people get this going that is an awesome idea.

 

[jaguarr]

Actually that is a dam good idea. Then let them take home what ever they didn't eat.

Seriously you should call some people get this going that is an awesome idea.

It'd be like Bumfight, only with food.

jag

 

[Showtime]

Bumfoodfight

 

[Ghostvirus]

It'd be like Bumfight, only with food.

jag

That, & it is actually positive for the bum.

 

[jaguarr]

That, & it is actually positive for the bum.

They'd be being exploited for commercial and financial gain, but it's okay because they'd get a free meal? Is that it?

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I am prejudiced against repulsive hogs who do this.
And imagine being a kid in war-torn Afghanistan, frying up another grass patty, and seeing this 400 pound *****ebag stuffing hotdog after hotdog after hotdog after hotdog after hotdog after hotdog into his fat face as fast as he can without even tasting it.