Confucius say... whatever you say

[knowsbleed]

Let's pretend we are Confucius for the moment and post your own Confucius style quotes. Make them interesting or we'll be forced to kill that noise with physical violence. Don't make us do that because we're peaceful type peoples who don't like ripping human body parts out of humans. How disturbing is that? Very says I.

Here's some to start off... let me thank Wiseman for being my inspiration. You're my Chicago... let's not get into the details.

When reality decides to stick it's finger in your bum to do a physical... you realize that you didn't really want your large intestine massaged internally in the first place.

"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop... all night long"

I'm a man full of good ideas and little execution of them

Procrastination is a horny man's excuse to find porn now and a prostitute tomorrow.

Your turn to post some brief aphoristic fragments to enlighten us and therefore making our day that much brighter... or gloomier... whatever your intentions may be. In-your-endos are encouraged by me, but I'm sure not by the staff... except for Dog Lips because he's a big pre-vert.

 

[SuBe]

Choice is a phyical act.

 

[SuBe]

Choice is a phyical act.

 

[Eggyman]

Nice!

One clean, one on, one in the wash.

In a world with no soul... every hole is a goal.

If at first you don't succeed, wait until she's asleep.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

In a world without consequence, what's to stop you?

 

[SuBe]

Man who stands on toilet, high on pot.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Wanna know how I got these scars?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Watched pot never boils, watch boil never pops.

When a man comes to chew bubble gum and kick ass be sure to offer him your bubble gum.

Always believe a naked Austrian

 

[Wiseman]

It is better to aim high and miss then to aim low and make it

 

[VampElvis]

Panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next too it.

 

[Wiseman]

there are many things in life you will forget, who gave you herpies is not one of them

 

[Majic Walrus]

If you're going to pick a fight with someone bigger than you, cheat.

 

[Carcharodon]

Panties aren't the best thing in the world, but they're next too it.

Are they comfy?

 

[Drakon]

A bird in your hand is worth two in the bush.

Think about that one for a minute.

 

[Drakon]

A bird in your hand is worth two in the bush.

Think about that one for a minute.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'll think about it for two minutes.

 

[Wiseman]

alcohol never solves the problem, but it makes it easier for the gun to

 

[Byrd Man]

Girl who sits on judge's lap gets Honorable Discharge.

 

[VampElvis]

Are they comfy?

I was not aware my reputation had reached you..........
Especially since man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

 

[Wiseman]

happiness is only a false positive away

 

[VampElvis]

man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts

 

[Wiseman]

woman with hand in mans pocket not feeling nuts, just credit card

 

[Majic Walrus]

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

Guns don't kill people, but they make it easier.

Guns don't kill people... without making a mess.

 

[Shemtov]

Useless Threads spawn useless threads

 

[The Battousai]

Girl who sits on judge's lap gets Honorable Discharge.

Dammit - you stole mine